Ok, so I went out tonight to just get blown the f*ck out. Things have been really freakin bad lately and I just don't give a f*ck anymore. So anyway on my path to not giving a f*ckness. I'm in this hair salon now bar for First Friday on Oahu. And they are having this weird beauty show where the hair stylists are dressing the models up in recycled stuff. One of them is this unbelievable 10++ blond girl. I leave and later come back and run into this other girl I know that I really want from my gym, who also does modeling their topless on this particular event, but not tonight. Anyway, I later see my on stage beauty and i HAVE to approach her. Before I started approaching and stuff there is NO WAY I would have the b@lls to go up to a girl like this, thanks to SoSuaveyyyyy for that.
It was a stupid @ss approach because, like I mention in my field report I just don't give a f*ck at all right now. SO I see her with some dude who is getting a drink for her and her hair stylist chick,
Me: Hey I saw you up there tonight...wow you are soooo beautiful (enthusiasm and big old grin)
Her: Oh thank you (smile)
Me: Who did your hair like that it's awesome
Her: (she intro's me to the hair stylist (also pretty hot))
Me: blah, turn to guy, hey can you take our picture?
guy: sure, but you gotta pay
Me: blah, have fun with it, tell him I'll give him a dollar...he's pretty cool and takes a couple pictures. I tell the girls to show some love so they move in nice and close and we snap a picture. Get her Name and say it back to her in a fun way
Me (to my lovely): Hey you know what? we should get married and make babies together
Her: just laughs and moves away (NOW I'M CREEEEEPY GUY, but also maybe fun guy)
Me to Poland girl: So you have an accent, where are you from
Her: Poland
Me: you know the most beautiful girls come from Poland
Her: I know
Me: (don't remember)..think something like looking into her eyes and telling her I can tell or something
Me: Talk to the guy for a little bit, again, very cool guy. fun friendly, hairstylist is involved too. They tell me she is Ms. Poland, I ask if they are for real and they are serious and say yes.
Me: does something like grab my drink and just drink it for a little bit and chat with the bartender chick about why she didn't keep the dollar I gave her in her gerter thing
Me: to Ms. Polland, you know you are very pretty, but are you a cool girl?
Her: ya, I'm cool
Michael Jackson comes on, Ms. Polland looks like she wants to dance so I grab Ms. Polands hand and pull her towards the dance floor, she starts dancing, then I pull her closer and she does for a sec, then starts backing away
Me: I motion for her to come back with my hand
Her: "I'm married"!
Then her friend, other cute blonde comes up and tells me that she's married, and the guy is 6'5" and like 300 lbs.
Me: (I act incredulous) Oh ya? I'm 5'8 and like 170, I think I can take em
They all laugh
Then I start talking to the cool guy again
At some point, I'm hugging her again and cool guy goes "Hey that's my WIFE". I look at his finger, then hers and say, nooooo....no ring. He says that he's married to her and her friend. I tell him that's how I roll too, I have Monday Girl, Tuesday girl, Wednesday girl etc. but that I take the weekend off. Ms. Polland laughs again.
Later chilling dancing, I'm mouthing I loooove you and doing the sweet hand gestures to her, she is smiling but also putting on a ***** shield at the same time.....weird but whatever
Then I get into convo with hair style about my hair and she intro's me to hottie #5 who does that too, who says she doesn't have a card but gave me a discount coupon thing, I ask her what should I do to bring out the best look in me blah blah she gives advice and I eventually say goodbye to everyone and leave. On the way out I see hair dresser and tell her it was nice to meet her and that she's the third cutest (whatever her name was I knew), then said, but she seemed sweet so I'll let her be the second cutest.
Anyway, not THAT big of a deal, but as planned I crashed and burned HARD tonight and had fun in the process. Also saw like 4 of the highest actual potential girls and think I blew it with all of them........ FTW yeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a stupid @ss approach because, like I mention in my field report I just don't give a f*ck at all right now. SO I see her with some dude who is getting a drink for her and her hair stylist chick,
Me: Hey I saw you up there tonight...wow you are soooo beautiful (enthusiasm and big old grin)
Her: Oh thank you (smile)
Me: Who did your hair like that it's awesome
Her: (she intro's me to the hair stylist (also pretty hot))
Me: blah, turn to guy, hey can you take our picture?
guy: sure, but you gotta pay
Me: blah, have fun with it, tell him I'll give him a dollar...he's pretty cool and takes a couple pictures. I tell the girls to show some love so they move in nice and close and we snap a picture. Get her Name and say it back to her in a fun way
Me (to my lovely): Hey you know what? we should get married and make babies together
Her: just laughs and moves away (NOW I'M CREEEEEPY GUY, but also maybe fun guy)
Me to Poland girl: So you have an accent, where are you from
Her: Poland
Me: you know the most beautiful girls come from Poland
Her: I know
Me: (don't remember)..think something like looking into her eyes and telling her I can tell or something
Me: Talk to the guy for a little bit, again, very cool guy. fun friendly, hairstylist is involved too. They tell me she is Ms. Poland, I ask if they are for real and they are serious and say yes.
Me: does something like grab my drink and just drink it for a little bit and chat with the bartender chick about why she didn't keep the dollar I gave her in her gerter thing
Me: to Ms. Polland, you know you are very pretty, but are you a cool girl?
Her: ya, I'm cool
Michael Jackson comes on, Ms. Polland looks like she wants to dance so I grab Ms. Polands hand and pull her towards the dance floor, she starts dancing, then I pull her closer and she does for a sec, then starts backing away
Me: I motion for her to come back with my hand
Her: "I'm married"!
Then her friend, other cute blonde comes up and tells me that she's married, and the guy is 6'5" and like 300 lbs.
Me: (I act incredulous) Oh ya? I'm 5'8 and like 170, I think I can take em
They all laugh
Then I start talking to the cool guy again
At some point, I'm hugging her again and cool guy goes "Hey that's my WIFE". I look at his finger, then hers and say, nooooo....no ring. He says that he's married to her and her friend. I tell him that's how I roll too, I have Monday Girl, Tuesday girl, Wednesday girl etc. but that I take the weekend off. Ms. Polland laughs again.
Later chilling dancing, I'm mouthing I loooove you and doing the sweet hand gestures to her, she is smiling but also putting on a ***** shield at the same time.....weird but whatever
Then I get into convo with hair style about my hair and she intro's me to hottie #5 who does that too, who says she doesn't have a card but gave me a discount coupon thing, I ask her what should I do to bring out the best look in me blah blah she gives advice and I eventually say goodbye to everyone and leave. On the way out I see hair dresser and tell her it was nice to meet her and that she's the third cutest (whatever her name was I knew), then said, but she seemed sweet so I'll let her be the second cutest.
Anyway, not THAT big of a deal, but as planned I crashed and burned HARD tonight and had fun in the process. Also saw like 4 of the highest actual potential girls and think I blew it with all of them........ FTW yeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
