So I was at the mall today and I approached 4 girls. Here's how the sets went...
Approach # 1 "Abercrombie"
Approach # 4 "The *****"
Approach # 1 "Abercrombie"
Approach # 2 "Limited Too"So I was walking around Abercrombie for a while and FINALLY worked up the guts to talk to this one black chick.
Me: Hey, I have to ask you a question, which store do you think is better, Abercrombie or Hollister?
Girl: Abercrombie.
Me: Yeah, but that's kind of prejudiced since you work there.
Girl: Yeah, but we mostly sell the same stuff anyways.
Me: So I was in Canada and my cousin saw this guy who looked just like Prince and I thought that was really rude because what if it was Prince...
I basically kept talking from there while she did her work.
At one point I said...
Me: Do you like McDonalds?
Girl: Yeah.
Me: But you don't look like the girl who would be good in bed.
Girl: Okay.
Basically plowed through the set until it ended with...
Me: So do you like Burger King?
Girl: Yeah, I like Burger King, but I really have to get this work done so bye.
Approach # 3 "American Eagle"I was walking around Limited Too for a while, which must of seemed weird because it only sells girls clothes and I was going to talk to this one girl who works there, but I ended up talking to the other one. This is how it went.
Me: Hey, I have to ask you a question, which store do you think is better, Limited Too or Gap Kids?
Girl: Limited Too.
Me: Well, that's kind of prejudiced since you work there.
Girl: Yeah.
Me: But why do you like it better though? Like why do you feel it's better?
Girl: Well, I think we have a lot of cute stuff here.
Girl: We're better for girls than for guys though.
Me: Yeah, you guys do have a lot of girl stuff.
Me: So I have to tell you this funny story, I was in Canada with my cousin and he saw this guy who looked just like Prince. It was funny because my cousin said he didn't talk to him and I thought that was really rude, because come on, it's Prince! Haha, have you ever seen the Prince skit on Dave Chapelle?
Girl: No.
Me: Oh I got to tell you about that, it was really funny. So Charlie Murphy and his friends are going to play Prince in basketball and you know, since Prince is kind of gay, Charlie Murphy doesn't think Prince will be able to beat him. Haha, in the end Charlie Murphy basically gets his ass kicked by Prince and he was ashamed of that.
Girl: Yeah.
Me: So do you like McDonalds?
Girl: Yeah.
Me: You seem like the kind of girl who would be good for track.
[She laughs]
Girl: No, not really. I play volleyball.
Me: So what school did you play at?
Girl: [Schoolname]
Me: Ah, I was recently there for Excel Tecc.
Girl: Really what Excel Tecc program did you do?
Me: Ah, I did ITP. You know, basically computers and coding.
Me: So do you guys win a lot?
[She laughs]
Girl: No.
[I kino her a couple times]
Me: Well someone doesn't have confidence in their game. You got to have confidence!
Girl: Yeah.
Me: So do you still go to school?
Girl: No, I graduated.
Me: Ah.
Me: So what was your name again?
Girl: Melina.
Me: Ah, I see. I got to go, but first I want to know, do you have a phone number Melina?
Girl: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Ah.
Girl: Yeah.
Me: Well I'll see you then.
So I was at American Eagle and I see this nice white girl, with a really nice ass, who works there. I was going to wait for her to head back to the cash register, while she was moving clothes, but I said f*ck it, and just went in. Here's how that went:
Me: Hey, I have a question to ask you, do you think sincerity is a bad thing?
Girl: Uh... what sincerity?
Me: Yeah, I just wanted to know what you thought.
Girl: No.
Me: [Kind of screwed up this line here] Well then, I'm about to say something very bad then. I think you're really really hot.
Girl: Uh... thanks.
Me: So I was in Canada and...
And I basically plow from there. Telling her the Jesus story and the story about when I was in Canada.
Me: So what's your name?
Girl: Um... my name? Aleen.
Me: Aleen. I'm Mike. You may have heard of me, I play guitar. Maybe someday when I'm a rockstar I'll come around you and give you a ticket to one of my shows.
Girl: Yeah, that would be cool.
Girl: But yeah, I've got to try and get all this done by 10:00.
Me: I see. Well, I have to go, but before I go, I want to know, do you have a number?
Girl: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Me: I see. Well, bye.
Approach # 4 "The *****"
Still not getting any numbers, but it's a lot better than a lot of my previous mall sets. Plus I saw an old friend of mine there, who graduated 2 years ago, so that was nice(Haha, I asked the dude where he went to college and he said he didn't go).So I was walking in the mall, around when it was almost closed and there wasn't really anyone in there. Then I see this decent looking weight chick and I followed her until I finally talked to her.
Me: So I have a---
Girl: Uh, I have to leave soon.
Me: So I got to tell you this funny story about when I was in Canada---
Girl: Look, just leave me alone and stop talking to me.
So I figure "F*ck this" and keep walking and the b*tch says "Why are you following me?" and I'm like "I'm not following you". And no I wasn't following her, I was heading towards the nearest stairs so I could leave.