LMAO for all the people trying to flame him, its pretty obvious who the real KBJ are here.
He had the balls not only to walk up to some random broads, but say absolutely ridiculous things and STILL get a response.
Dude, you don't need more "material", material is bull****, its for pussies up here who feel they need to have a loaded gun for a weapon. Slap the ***** with the end of your gun if your out of bullets I say
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If I could offer advice (I'm not the god of women here either
):
That last approach, that was easily a number close, hell, you could've probably moved her.
Me: Yeah, I play guitar and maybe on day when I'm famous I'll give you my autograph and you can see one of my shows.
Girl: Yeah, that'd be cool.
[Skipping to the end of the conversation]
Me: Well I gotta go.
Girl: Keep playing!
[SHE initiates a handshake]
Me: Yeah, what was your name again?
Girl: Oh, Cassie(Or something like that).
Girl: Yours?
Me: Oh, I'm Mike.
Girl: Well, it was nice meeting you Mike. Make sure to stop bye again.
Me: Alright, bye.
After she said she couldn't dance and you knew she was into independent rock I would've said something like, "Well I'll trade you one of my guitar solos for one of your dances. It'll be like trading Pokemon cards" (Jesus christ this pokemon business is RIDICULOUS. It seems like every girl I KNOW used to love pokemon and almost ALWAYS you can get into a conversation about her and compare her to a stupid pokemon. I've told at least three girls they were too much like snorlax for eating and sleeping to much and they LOVE it). That way, at the end of you're close you could've signed a piece of paper and said:
"Well look, I don't know if I can trust you enough for my number (say this with a dubious smile, nearly always works. Girls like to think of themselves as being trustworthy: Irony.), but when I get famous at least you'll have a part of me to sell, you know in case your ten year plan for being a store clerk doesn't make you a millionaire. (ONLY USE THIS IF YOU ARE SURE THIS REALLY ISN'T HER DESIRED PROFESSION. I cannot stress this enough. Most teenage/young women are using part time jobs to pay for bills, school, etc, so obviously they don't plan to stay there forever. If its this girls life dream to be a store clerk, then don't insult it).
The second she initiated the handshake and asked your name, you should've zeroed in for it. Give her a backturn next time, then turn around real quick as you are leaving and say, "What time are you getting out?"
IF she says any time under the time you expect to be leaving you could set up an insta date right there, AND socially proof yourself in the mall.
"Well look, I've got some stuff to do, but I'll pass back by if I can and you can take me on our first date. Nothing special, just a four star meal you know? What? (when she puts on a shocked expression). I deserve to be wined and dined if you want a shot at me"
Edit: Oh and if she doesn't say a time that you can stay for say, "Well write your number down and I'll give you a shout next time I'm in the area" while you whip out your celli.
Again though bro, I like that is that your favorite color line, but I would tweak it a bit, and when she went to guess yours, add a connotation to every color she guesses. Such as:
Green: Are you calling me a stoner or something? Jeez, I've known you for like two seconds and you are already making assumptions (if she's a party girl you can add: Don't think you are going to get on my stash for free just because you look good, it doesn't work that way
)
Again though, that's a bit difficult to work with, but I can definetly see it working.
