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Don Juan
For the last 6 months, I really posted many of the field reports I’ve wanted to write as I’ve been traveling around the world and playing the game all day and all night without much internet. I want to remember some of the fun moments I’ve had so I’ve written them down so I can look back on them, and so that I can share with my friends some of the wild experiences that have had a dramatic impact of both my game and lifestyle.
May (Week 1) – Giving Birth to Wisconsin Bunnies
I spent all week recruiting and interviewing Wisconsin girls for Playboy Magazine for the UW-Madison’s Girls of the Big 10 edition. A few of the hotties made-out with me and all of the girls gave me their phone numbers as some of them moved to LA with me and want to roll with me out here in Hollywood. I spent the weekend in Chicago taking over the Evanston bars with Orion and AceRock. We also spent most of our game time on the streets as that is where Orion has spent most of his field experience. We did countless street walkups. Orion stops moving targets in a very direct and playful way involving some C&F remarks and role-playing, and transitioning into tarot cards and mini-cold reads. AceRock and I got to wing a few sets at the bar too, but Orion and I spent most of the time just me and him doing various things, such as garage sale shopping.
May (Week 2) – Madtown’s All Campus Party Takeover
As this is my last week of school at the University of Wisconsin, there is a huge all-campus party in which every house on Mifflin Street is having a kegger or party with live bands. It’s like Mardi Gras. AceRock, Raptor, Orion and I video-tape us running around doing party game. We made out with dozens of chicks and field-testing lots of new experiments including using rap, singing, dance, camcorders, and challenges for pickup. Much of the time was spent doing high-fives, spins, and doing the famous spin-kiss move. I also met up with Mr. Thomas Oxford and a few of his friends to show him how consistent the spin-kiss party game is on campus. He pointed out 6 girls to me and I isolated and made-out with all of them using the spin-kiss move. I am definitely planning on returning to the all-campus party as an alumni party-boy of UW.
May (Week 3) – Playboy Takes Over Chicago’s Northwestern
I recruit AceRock and Orion for recruiting girls for Northwestern’s photo-shoot and organize a huge party for afterwards. We have a club in Evanston sponsor a playboy party after a fireworks show and concert with Crystal Method. A playboy model that AceRock laid earlier showed up briefly also. AceRock, Orion, DJ, and I wing at the bars. I convince some random kids to buy us free drinks by winning the lying game bet. I spend most of the week each night playing the lying game for free drinks for me and my friends. Some of the week was also spent just doing cold walkups on pedestrians and people that setup booths on the streets to sell different things. We also game-up a HUGE outdoor Northwestern All-Campus Dillo Day Party. Orion and I then made plans to start doing workshops together afterwards. Royal Command Workshops are born.
May (Week 4) – Gaming NYC’s Grand Central Station
After spending all week gaming up NYC with Tyler and Garvelous, we have our first daytime workshop. Seminar was held in the backrooms of pubs and at tables in restaurants in Manhattan. Field-time is mostly spent at Grand Central Station; however, we also end up spending hours picking-up chicks in bookstores, coffeeshops, malls, Rockefeller Center, and the famous NYC subway. At night, we’d all go to the bars together, but it was hangout time vs workshop, where I could wing with anybody I wanted or fly solo too. Sickboy shows his skills by picking up 2 hot models with TylerDurden that want to f*ck them both. Props to MatrixSex who skipped high school graduation to attend workshop at age 18. He snuck into a bar by running pass a bouncer twice to gain additional after-hours post-workshop time with the boys.
June (Week 1) – Partybus Bachelor Party in SF
Early Monday morning, I leave NYC to make it to San Francisco on time for the famous El Rio bar with Jlaix where I pickup a model. I go home to Sacto for a day to visit my dying grandpa too. Since I oftentimes meet pickup artists at the Marriott’s in SF, I found the huge lounge there perfect for seminar. We took the boys to the SF Shopping Center, Borders, Victoria’s Secrets, Streets, and Macy’s for daytime pickup. On Saturday, we did a special event with special guests and some students by renting out a party bus with lots of hot chicks at bachelorette parties. Orion pretended like it was his bachelor party and ran around during the night in PBC and pretended to be Neo from the Matrix. He had a list to get girls to do various naughty acts. I had a similar list that simply said “Make out with a Girl” next to 25 checkboxes. By the end of 5 hours, the entire list was full.
June (Week 2) – Beach Babes and On-Broadway VIP
Tyler and I took a few days off in LA to go surfing with Style and chill in the LA Scene. We met RJ, Swinggcat, Style, and Merovingian for dinner and hit the clubs afterwards too. The trip to LA reconfirmed my desires to stay in LA forever. Then, we headed to San Diego where we did workshop roller-blading and biking on the beach for pickups, including some special clubbing at the elite club, On-Broadway, where I got to 3rd base with a girl on the VIP dance floor. We met up with my old boys from the nightclub promotions days from Wisconsin that were living in San Diego and a couple of them stop by for seminar. We had seminar at the Marriott’s by the yacht club and it was in a perfect location convenient to nearby clubs, bars, and malls. I also took one night off during the week to hangout with the San Diego crew in Pacific Beach.
June (Week 3) – Loving Miami’s South Beach Golddiggers
Tyler and I went to South Beach, where we turned a daytime workshop into a nighttime one, hitting dance clubs and hotel lounges with the help of TheGhymp, Dconstrukt, and Sickboy. Friday night, I went to a high-society lounge and a loud dance club (where I run party game and dancefloor game) with the students, one of who was a male stripper that gets propositioned for sex every night by hot women, but who wants to see pickup and learn how to get more classy girls. We also spent Saturday night in Ft. Lauderdale, where I met a gorgeous blonde girl and winged a 4 hour set with a student through 4 different venues and ended up making out with the chick at the end of the night a few hours before her flight out. Sunday Night, we all went to the exclusive Nikki’s Beach Club, where I meet some gorgeous girl who got stolen from me off the dancefloor by some male model when I wasn’t around. Arrghh. I soon learned the purpose and need for alpha-skillsets.
June (Week 4) – Montreal’s Jazz Festival F*ckin Rocks
I met up with the Montreal Crew for the notorious Jazz Festival in Montreal. The Jazz Festival is like the Montreal Mardi Gras, where all kinds of musicians play on 4 large stages and attracts lot of hot girls from all over the world. It is a loud area for most of the festival so Mystery decides to bring the workshop to the street areas near the classy restaurants of Boulevard du St. Laurent. Mystery and No9 bring girls back to Doc’s place and smoke their first hooka. Tyler spends the week laying a girl from Kingston each night at a hotel. Students and instructors got laid during the weekend and it was a great time to wing with LittleBig****. We spend the entire Mystery Method – Montreal Workshop on the streets and at cafes on St. Laurent. This is also the weekend where I meet the notorious MafiaB*tch from my lay report, Quebec Adventures with MafiaB*tch.
May (Week 1) – Giving Birth to Wisconsin Bunnies
I spent all week recruiting and interviewing Wisconsin girls for Playboy Magazine for the UW-Madison’s Girls of the Big 10 edition. A few of the hotties made-out with me and all of the girls gave me their phone numbers as some of them moved to LA with me and want to roll with me out here in Hollywood. I spent the weekend in Chicago taking over the Evanston bars with Orion and AceRock. We also spent most of our game time on the streets as that is where Orion has spent most of his field experience. We did countless street walkups. Orion stops moving targets in a very direct and playful way involving some C&F remarks and role-playing, and transitioning into tarot cards and mini-cold reads. AceRock and I got to wing a few sets at the bar too, but Orion and I spent most of the time just me and him doing various things, such as garage sale shopping.
May (Week 2) – Madtown’s All Campus Party Takeover
As this is my last week of school at the University of Wisconsin, there is a huge all-campus party in which every house on Mifflin Street is having a kegger or party with live bands. It’s like Mardi Gras. AceRock, Raptor, Orion and I video-tape us running around doing party game. We made out with dozens of chicks and field-testing lots of new experiments including using rap, singing, dance, camcorders, and challenges for pickup. Much of the time was spent doing high-fives, spins, and doing the famous spin-kiss move. I also met up with Mr. Thomas Oxford and a few of his friends to show him how consistent the spin-kiss party game is on campus. He pointed out 6 girls to me and I isolated and made-out with all of them using the spin-kiss move. I am definitely planning on returning to the all-campus party as an alumni party-boy of UW.
May (Week 3) – Playboy Takes Over Chicago’s Northwestern
I recruit AceRock and Orion for recruiting girls for Northwestern’s photo-shoot and organize a huge party for afterwards. We have a club in Evanston sponsor a playboy party after a fireworks show and concert with Crystal Method. A playboy model that AceRock laid earlier showed up briefly also. AceRock, Orion, DJ, and I wing at the bars. I convince some random kids to buy us free drinks by winning the lying game bet. I spend most of the week each night playing the lying game for free drinks for me and my friends. Some of the week was also spent just doing cold walkups on pedestrians and people that setup booths on the streets to sell different things. We also game-up a HUGE outdoor Northwestern All-Campus Dillo Day Party. Orion and I then made plans to start doing workshops together afterwards. Royal Command Workshops are born.
May (Week 4) – Gaming NYC’s Grand Central Station
After spending all week gaming up NYC with Tyler and Garvelous, we have our first daytime workshop. Seminar was held in the backrooms of pubs and at tables in restaurants in Manhattan. Field-time is mostly spent at Grand Central Station; however, we also end up spending hours picking-up chicks in bookstores, coffeeshops, malls, Rockefeller Center, and the famous NYC subway. At night, we’d all go to the bars together, but it was hangout time vs workshop, where I could wing with anybody I wanted or fly solo too. Sickboy shows his skills by picking up 2 hot models with TylerDurden that want to f*ck them both. Props to MatrixSex who skipped high school graduation to attend workshop at age 18. He snuck into a bar by running pass a bouncer twice to gain additional after-hours post-workshop time with the boys.
June (Week 1) – Partybus Bachelor Party in SF
Early Monday morning, I leave NYC to make it to San Francisco on time for the famous El Rio bar with Jlaix where I pickup a model. I go home to Sacto for a day to visit my dying grandpa too. Since I oftentimes meet pickup artists at the Marriott’s in SF, I found the huge lounge there perfect for seminar. We took the boys to the SF Shopping Center, Borders, Victoria’s Secrets, Streets, and Macy’s for daytime pickup. On Saturday, we did a special event with special guests and some students by renting out a party bus with lots of hot chicks at bachelorette parties. Orion pretended like it was his bachelor party and ran around during the night in PBC and pretended to be Neo from the Matrix. He had a list to get girls to do various naughty acts. I had a similar list that simply said “Make out with a Girl” next to 25 checkboxes. By the end of 5 hours, the entire list was full.
June (Week 2) – Beach Babes and On-Broadway VIP
Tyler and I took a few days off in LA to go surfing with Style and chill in the LA Scene. We met RJ, Swinggcat, Style, and Merovingian for dinner and hit the clubs afterwards too. The trip to LA reconfirmed my desires to stay in LA forever. Then, we headed to San Diego where we did workshop roller-blading and biking on the beach for pickups, including some special clubbing at the elite club, On-Broadway, where I got to 3rd base with a girl on the VIP dance floor. We met up with my old boys from the nightclub promotions days from Wisconsin that were living in San Diego and a couple of them stop by for seminar. We had seminar at the Marriott’s by the yacht club and it was in a perfect location convenient to nearby clubs, bars, and malls. I also took one night off during the week to hangout with the San Diego crew in Pacific Beach.
June (Week 3) – Loving Miami’s South Beach Golddiggers
Tyler and I went to South Beach, where we turned a daytime workshop into a nighttime one, hitting dance clubs and hotel lounges with the help of TheGhymp, Dconstrukt, and Sickboy. Friday night, I went to a high-society lounge and a loud dance club (where I run party game and dancefloor game) with the students, one of who was a male stripper that gets propositioned for sex every night by hot women, but who wants to see pickup and learn how to get more classy girls. We also spent Saturday night in Ft. Lauderdale, where I met a gorgeous blonde girl and winged a 4 hour set with a student through 4 different venues and ended up making out with the chick at the end of the night a few hours before her flight out. Sunday Night, we all went to the exclusive Nikki’s Beach Club, where I meet some gorgeous girl who got stolen from me off the dancefloor by some male model when I wasn’t around. Arrghh. I soon learned the purpose and need for alpha-skillsets.
June (Week 4) – Montreal’s Jazz Festival F*ckin Rocks
I met up with the Montreal Crew for the notorious Jazz Festival in Montreal. The Jazz Festival is like the Montreal Mardi Gras, where all kinds of musicians play on 4 large stages and attracts lot of hot girls from all over the world. It is a loud area for most of the festival so Mystery decides to bring the workshop to the street areas near the classy restaurants of Boulevard du St. Laurent. Mystery and No9 bring girls back to Doc’s place and smoke their first hooka. Tyler spends the week laying a girl from Kingston each night at a hotel. Students and instructors got laid during the weekend and it was a great time to wing with LittleBig****. We spend the entire Mystery Method – Montreal Workshop on the streets and at cafes on St. Laurent. This is also the weekend where I meet the notorious MafiaB*tch from my lay report, Quebec Adventures with MafiaB*tch.