animal crackers
Senior Don Juan
Last night was my first time at a club, and it was a little intimidating. I went with Godsgift and met up with a girl I messed around with once and her bf (they were together when I messed around with her.) Luckily he didn’t realize that I was the one who messed around with his girl.
(Whenever I say wing it's Godsgift)
We get to the club at 11:30 and it’s a different atmosphere than I expected. I was excited going in, but when we got inside it was very disorienting and I was pretty nervous. We walked around for a little and scoped out the club, and I kept saying “just approach man, just do it”
My first approach of the night was with a 2 set on the dance floor over to the side. They were with each other, and I opened with “Hey guys ‘wing’ really wanted to meet you guys, but he’s really shy… Then I introduced him to the girls, and they had somewhat ***** shields up. I kept talking to the blonde (a solid 8) and he was talking to the other girl (not so hot) I did little stuff like make fun of this one guys dance moves where he takes his shirt and puts it over some other guys head. The UG wasn’t really digging it, and I was still dancing w/blonde but I decided to move on and come back later.
Since this was the only memorable set of the night…
I reopened them later by grabbing her hand and putting it on my shoulder. I was joking with her a lot and she went for rapport with me. “I don’t even know your name.” Then we did a little get to know you where you from type stuff, and then I went into my new HARDCORE QUALIFYING PHASE - I have been having not much success getting day 2s and I decided to incorporate hardcore qualifying into all my sets. Some of the things I did to this girl were.
- Are you a party girl or are you more innocent? (answer doesn’t matter, just setting up screening frame)
- It seems like you’re a sweet girl really, and that you sometimes just like to let loose.
- After that I did this kiss close technique. I don’t know who came up with this but it was money. KISS: Are you adventurous? (yes) Are you spontaneous? (yes)….Close your eyes. Then I kissed her and she got pretty into it. No tongue, and for only a couple minutes, but her friend was standing there doing nothing RIGHT NEXT TO US.
- We went upstairs to find my wing, and we talked more. She said something and I called it her playing games. Then I told her “No, I can tell you don’t play games. You seem real. I hate all those girls who do one thing and say another, and act differently sometimes. She then goes “Well I don’t know if clubs are the right place to meet those kind of girls.” I look at her and don’t say anything, and then she starts qualifying herself really hard to me. “I’m good…I don’t hook up like that…I’m real…I don’t even like these places they get boring.
She says they have to go, and so I say “We should get together.” She says yea, but doesn’t bite. I say “Well how are we gonna do that” She says “Maybe something with phones. I take out my phone and do my standard thing when I get a #. Basically I point at the buttons and say “these are the numbers, this is what you press to put it in.” They always laugh. I kiss her goodbye and hug her friend.
The hardest part of this pickup was HER FRIEND. Oh man, I had to keep her state up the whole time by doing stupid stuff with her and getting her to dance a bit. About 5 GOODLOOKING, but AFC guys came up and tried to dance with her, and they were all really creepy about it. I had to protect her and make her not feel left out. Too bad my wing left…
My wing opened a set of 2 girls that we sat down next to. Major ***** shields. I tell him to neg. We look at each other at the same time and notice she has army pants on…hahaha. She **** tests, and I’m like just plow man plow. **** tests are good. He got major attraction from this girl from getting past her shield.
The night was a few hours, and I got rejected about 6 times. They were all bad pickups. Either no contact going up and trying to dance with them, or telling them to come sit by us. That stuff doesn’t work.
I got 1 lapdance.
Danced with 6 or 7 girls
1 makeout/#
Learned a hell of a lot.
Got to watch a bunch of guys on stage hump each other (just for FUN right...wtf homos)
Things I’ve learned:
1. Most girls in clubs have ***** shields set to stun. This is probably because most guys there are reasonably good looking, and she has no idea whether he’s a big loser or not. Solution: Neg and plow with fun material.
2. Don’t open girls by imitating their high pitched shrieks and going down by their level. Also, Don’t just go into the middle of a group of girls and start dancing, actually don’t just go up and start dancing with any girls. All the guys with no game do that, and they get blown off
3. Keep the friend or obstacle involved or your target will feel bad and leave you, this happened on my wing’s set that he got HUGE attraction in.
4. Money opener if your alone, “Hey guys I don’t have any friends (sad face) Wait, will you be my new friends? (Look really happy)
5. Mystery method is absolutely genius. I don’t know how he figured that out so logically. Some guys think its too complicated, but its not. It makes the pickup less complicated because you know how to escalate. I look at all my past successful sarges and they all more or less go by it.
6. Dance with a girl in front of girls that you really want to talk to. They will notice you and you will often get a AI.
7. On street I get AIs sometimes, but at the club I got only 1, and it was when I was dancing with a girl around other girls (social proof)
8. Looks don’t really matter. I had like 7 pimples on my face last night, and honestly my face isn’t very “masculine” but since all guys are reasonably good looking, girls screen on GAME ONLY (body language also.) I did have cool clothes on so that always helps.
Problems:
1. It’s impossible to talk. I don’t know how ANYONE can project over that music. Most girls hear me when I talk into their ear, but I really have a hard time hearing THEM.
2. Opening guy/girl 2 sets. I know most of them met that night, but I don’t know how to steal the girl or whatever.
3. Girls that have to go with their friends and don’t even say bye they just run off. Wtf.
4. Again, opening with loud music, and gaming normally. It’s really hard unless they’re already comfortably enough with you to talk ear to ear.
5. How are you supposed to pull from a club? I live 30 min away. Girls usually don’t live near you, and came with friends that live in yet another place. Logistically I don’t know how it can work.
Awesome experience. I had a mind expanding night. We will do more clubs and master them. I know this was long, but I learned so much and wanted to write it down to remember it all.
AC
(Whenever I say wing it's Godsgift)
We get to the club at 11:30 and it’s a different atmosphere than I expected. I was excited going in, but when we got inside it was very disorienting and I was pretty nervous. We walked around for a little and scoped out the club, and I kept saying “just approach man, just do it”
My first approach of the night was with a 2 set on the dance floor over to the side. They were with each other, and I opened with “Hey guys ‘wing’ really wanted to meet you guys, but he’s really shy… Then I introduced him to the girls, and they had somewhat ***** shields up. I kept talking to the blonde (a solid 8) and he was talking to the other girl (not so hot) I did little stuff like make fun of this one guys dance moves where he takes his shirt and puts it over some other guys head. The UG wasn’t really digging it, and I was still dancing w/blonde but I decided to move on and come back later.
Since this was the only memorable set of the night…
I reopened them later by grabbing her hand and putting it on my shoulder. I was joking with her a lot and she went for rapport with me. “I don’t even know your name.” Then we did a little get to know you where you from type stuff, and then I went into my new HARDCORE QUALIFYING PHASE - I have been having not much success getting day 2s and I decided to incorporate hardcore qualifying into all my sets. Some of the things I did to this girl were.
- Are you a party girl or are you more innocent? (answer doesn’t matter, just setting up screening frame)
- It seems like you’re a sweet girl really, and that you sometimes just like to let loose.
- After that I did this kiss close technique. I don’t know who came up with this but it was money. KISS: Are you adventurous? (yes) Are you spontaneous? (yes)….Close your eyes. Then I kissed her and she got pretty into it. No tongue, and for only a couple minutes, but her friend was standing there doing nothing RIGHT NEXT TO US.
- We went upstairs to find my wing, and we talked more. She said something and I called it her playing games. Then I told her “No, I can tell you don’t play games. You seem real. I hate all those girls who do one thing and say another, and act differently sometimes. She then goes “Well I don’t know if clubs are the right place to meet those kind of girls.” I look at her and don’t say anything, and then she starts qualifying herself really hard to me. “I’m good…I don’t hook up like that…I’m real…I don’t even like these places they get boring.
She says they have to go, and so I say “We should get together.” She says yea, but doesn’t bite. I say “Well how are we gonna do that” She says “Maybe something with phones. I take out my phone and do my standard thing when I get a #. Basically I point at the buttons and say “these are the numbers, this is what you press to put it in.” They always laugh. I kiss her goodbye and hug her friend.
The hardest part of this pickup was HER FRIEND. Oh man, I had to keep her state up the whole time by doing stupid stuff with her and getting her to dance a bit. About 5 GOODLOOKING, but AFC guys came up and tried to dance with her, and they were all really creepy about it. I had to protect her and make her not feel left out. Too bad my wing left…
My wing opened a set of 2 girls that we sat down next to. Major ***** shields. I tell him to neg. We look at each other at the same time and notice she has army pants on…hahaha. She **** tests, and I’m like just plow man plow. **** tests are good. He got major attraction from this girl from getting past her shield.
The night was a few hours, and I got rejected about 6 times. They were all bad pickups. Either no contact going up and trying to dance with them, or telling them to come sit by us. That stuff doesn’t work.
I got 1 lapdance.
Danced with 6 or 7 girls
1 makeout/#
Learned a hell of a lot.
Got to watch a bunch of guys on stage hump each other (just for FUN right...wtf homos)
Things I’ve learned:
1. Most girls in clubs have ***** shields set to stun. This is probably because most guys there are reasonably good looking, and she has no idea whether he’s a big loser or not. Solution: Neg and plow with fun material.
2. Don’t open girls by imitating their high pitched shrieks and going down by their level. Also, Don’t just go into the middle of a group of girls and start dancing, actually don’t just go up and start dancing with any girls. All the guys with no game do that, and they get blown off
3. Keep the friend or obstacle involved or your target will feel bad and leave you, this happened on my wing’s set that he got HUGE attraction in.
4. Money opener if your alone, “Hey guys I don’t have any friends (sad face) Wait, will you be my new friends? (Look really happy)
5. Mystery method is absolutely genius. I don’t know how he figured that out so logically. Some guys think its too complicated, but its not. It makes the pickup less complicated because you know how to escalate. I look at all my past successful sarges and they all more or less go by it.
6. Dance with a girl in front of girls that you really want to talk to. They will notice you and you will often get a AI.
7. On street I get AIs sometimes, but at the club I got only 1, and it was when I was dancing with a girl around other girls (social proof)
8. Looks don’t really matter. I had like 7 pimples on my face last night, and honestly my face isn’t very “masculine” but since all guys are reasonably good looking, girls screen on GAME ONLY (body language also.) I did have cool clothes on so that always helps.
Problems:
1. It’s impossible to talk. I don’t know how ANYONE can project over that music. Most girls hear me when I talk into their ear, but I really have a hard time hearing THEM.
2. Opening guy/girl 2 sets. I know most of them met that night, but I don’t know how to steal the girl or whatever.
3. Girls that have to go with their friends and don’t even say bye they just run off. Wtf.
4. Again, opening with loud music, and gaming normally. It’s really hard unless they’re already comfortably enough with you to talk ear to ear.
5. How are you supposed to pull from a club? I live 30 min away. Girls usually don’t live near you, and came with friends that live in yet another place. Logistically I don’t know how it can work.
Awesome experience. I had a mind expanding night. We will do more clubs and master them. I know this was long, but I learned so much and wanted to write it down to remember it all.
AC
