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Snap87

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just wondering. before you put on condom, before they give you *******, before they give you handjob, etc. Do they take a good look at your d!ck, to check if you have stds? I ask because before i have had 2 girls that have done that, even though i dont have any(hope not) its annoying. does your girl/girls do/done that to you?
 

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Do they take a good look at your d!ck, to check if you have stds?

Nope, nor have I ever had a woman ask questions about sexual history, either. Girls are emotional, not logical.
 

StoneColdFox

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I honestly think those girls were just messing with you..lol

I mean what did they take out a medical reference book as well? lol
 

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Once a girl (a stripper who did girl-on-girl stuff live on stage. Crazy but fun. She was even a member here for a while. Had to block her phone number in the end) insisted on me wearing a condom for a Bj.

Actually it wasn't too bad.
 

Bizzaro

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Bible_Belt said:
Girls are emotional, not logical.

No, girls think logically with emotion.

Logical-Emotion


Only women can pull that off.
 

Skilla_Staz

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Emogical.

I've never had a chick study my tool. Usually they just start goin at it.
 

AustinG

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i take out a wrap sheet of all the girls ive banged and the guys they banged before and make her sign a signature so she knows she might catch somthing :crazy:
 

Steg

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LOL austinG da man!

Ehh, no man thats never hapened....
 

LA_Chico

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naw bro chicks at hot Hollywood parties don't check that sh1t, but like Austin I make dem sign a liability contract
 

sparky0000

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uh, maybe they are just trying to see if they can find it.
 

BobFuest

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LA_Chico said:
naw bro chicks at hot Hollywood parties don't check that sh1t, but like Austin I make dem sign a liability contract
wow your like so LA man. like totally wow bro. wow maybe u will see paris hilton taking a dump. haha fuking wit you man.
 

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well its obvious girls are gonna look at it before they do anything. the girls i have been with look at it, and since theres nothing that looks weird or wrong they dont question much else, but they dont examine it or anything.

its something you should watch out for though, i check out ***** before doing anything. if i can fit fingers too easily, if theres a weird look or smell to it, get outta there cause a half hour of hittin isnt worth a lifetime of illness
 

Oxide

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Lmao, yeah I give them a chance to examine it with their mouth, no problem.

I have never had a girl blatently do this, but this is funny, you must be messing around with experienced and/or scared girls.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Oxide

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10:1 he has some kind of deformed weiner so girls just look at it in amazement like "WTF IS THIS?!! HE MUST HAVE SOMETHING!"
 

Capt.Jack Sparrow

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Oxide said:
10:1 he has some kind of deformed weiner so girls just look at it in amazement like "WTF IS THIS?!! HE MUST HAVE SOMETHING!"

LOL Deformed weiner eh?

Must be the newer generation :cheer:
 
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