For Giovanni and Penkitten

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
penkitten, you inspired me to start doing Kegels.

Thanks to you I can now knock the lamp off the night-stand with my money shot!

Thanks a million, :)

DR

PS- Sorry honey but it never would have worked out between us. We are too similar and it would have all ended in terrible fights resolving in mindblowing sex...I just could not stand all that emotional drama! *sigh* At least we'll always have our pubic exercises. (I am doing them as I type!)
say it aint so? hehe
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
karate explosions!
So that's the name of the tape? Crap...

*Goes back and talks to Taco Bell managers.*

Ok, they want to rename it to "Pen's Chalupa."
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
So that's the name of the tape? Crap...

*Goes back and talks to Taco Bell managers.*

Ok, they want to rename it to "Pen's Chalupa."
hmmm... makes me sound fat doesn't it?
 

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Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

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Originally posted by penkitten
hmmm... makes me sound fat doesn't it?
*Shrugs* I would have thought the free food for life from Taco Bell offer would make you feel fat?

Oh well, Gio can help you burn off any extra weight.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
*Shrugs* I would have thought the free food for life from Taco Bell offer would make you feel fat?

Oh well, Gio can help you burn off any extra weight.
i love taco bell! i want free food... now!~
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
i love taco bell! i want free food... now!~
Same here...Grande Combo...Mmmm...
 

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nacho bell grande...
no...
mexican pizza...
no...
99 cent bean and potato burrito .. yay!
 
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