For entertainment purposes only.

[Wilko]

Posting this for no other reason other than the fact that occasionally, it's fun to see girls with an entitlement issue get pwned.

Alright, a bit of scene-setting, this girl is one of the choicer cuts available locally on PoF (how depressing).

After yet another night out of sleazy and boring men, I have decided to try this again.

I am fit, sane and intelligent. I'm looking for exactly the same traits in someone else.

I can be pretty easy going and am still clinging to the idea that there are normal guys out there.

I love music, but would prefer to not have to go out to hear it. Over partying. With that said, I do enjoy the odd night out still.

I believe comradery, chivalry and conversation have been brutally massacred, prove me wrong

And that's it really, her interests are listed as, wait for it....Music. Yeah, awesome right. Her username is actually BoredXXXXX. Oh the irony. And this is a good point to consider, someone else picked up on it recently; girls like this are demanding engaging openers and conversation (dance monkey boy!), but their profiles provide no opportunity for that. We'll come back to that later.

No genuine interest on my part, but sometimes I like to see if I can successfully game the hotter ones anyway. I opened her by recommending Pandora to her - we only just got the service here in Oz. And from memory I ragged on the fact that she described herself as easygoing. The response was...extremely underwhelming - receptive, but written in a way that suggested further communication would be pulling teeth, you know, no sense of the active partnership or rhythm that you need for a good conversation. So that's where I left it.

 

[Wilko]

So after a recent profile update, she contacts me again:

Understand that I have mastered the art of walking away, I can do that any time I want, but occasionally, I'll push back if I feel like it, exert a little pressure back on the matrix.

Bored Girl: Your profiles changed. I enjoy it [errr, thankyou? yours hasn't? Oh, I see, you want me to drive this thing obviously. Fine, let's see what you've got]

Me: How has Pandora been working out for you, o' headless one? That red splotch in your crotch is REALLY disconcerting.

Bored Girl: Haha. I know. And there's a head shot up there fool! [still doesn't get it, if you were a normal person, this is where you ask me an open ended question to propel the conversation forward]

Me: Here's the thing, I actually expect a girl to hold up her end of a conversation, especially if she's initiating. That means asking questions occasionally.

Bored Girl: I sincerely hope that comment was not directed at me, as I've spoken to you before and have asked many a question. [should I fire one back, is it really worth the effort, ah why not!]

Me: Are you quite sure about that? Feel free to dig up the chat logs, but I seem to recall recommending Pandora to you, to which you replied that it was, "an interesting concept" and that, as they say, was that. Kind of hard to sustain a decent chat when you don't return the ball over the net. Ordinarily I'd still be able to pick through a girl's profile and come up with something, but yours is very short on specific detail. So if you're bored with your interactions on here, that could just be the reason

 

[Boilermaker]

[still doesn't get it, if you were a normal person, this is where you ask me an open ended question to propel the conversation forward]

she is playful with you and you're killing the mood by attacking her character.

Very unattractive if you ask me.

And as a guy, you have to be prepared to lead and initiate, even in convo's.

You can't just expect her to probe around.

The fact that she contacted you is enough on her part. She's making the way for you to lead as a truly feminine girl should. And you are punishing her

for it? Wake up, man!

You probably dropped a hand grenade on your feet by that last message. Expect no reply. She won't dig up chat logs, you can be sure of that.

 

[Wilko]

You're damn right I'm attacking her character! If a girl is going to lead with "you boys are all so boring and sleazy", call herself "boredgirl", offer nothing special or unique in the baragain, and take a back seat, then she is inviting a reality check.

At this point, I will acknowledge that my tastes don't run to meek, mild women. I know some guys are all about that, that's cool too (you wouldn't wife this one up, believe me). Besides which, I find that spirit of inclusiveness and giving back equally in a conversation is actually a strong indicator of genorosity in a woman, which is why I test for it. Just me hey?

Under any other circumstances, I would agree with you, I was quite cvnty But like I said at the start, this was never about gaming her into bed, this is just a reality check, and it wouldn't hurt if a few more of us did it from time to time - in between calmly walking away, which I heartily endorse.

 

[Slickster]

Nice work Wilko. As you say for entertainment purposes.

I don't think you've really said anything too bad. Just some mild busting on her.

You probably could've worded the last sequence differently. Maybe, "Are you sure about that? Ok here's you chance, ask me something, and it better be good cuz your profile is too boring for me to come up with much."

Keep it playful and tease the hell out of her for the boring comments.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

I'm with Boilermaker on this. Your job as a man is to sort through the girls out there in the world to find the ones that spin your propeller.

If they don't? That's your problem, not theirs.

You don't criticize the ones that don't. That's just counterproductive, and kind of suggests you have some attitude that it's the job of womanhood to satisfy your manly needs.

It's not.

Women have an agenda, just like men do. They'll do whatever it takes, based on their level of skill, to get their needs met. Your job is to engage them and see if there's any potential for mutual benefit.

Once you find that there's not, shaming them, and whining about them on the Internet won't help much.

Plenty of girls out there that will push all your buttons. Why waste time with girls that don't? What good can come of it? What do you have to gain by insulting this girl?

So she said one thing in her ad, and her personality is a bit different than advertised.

Big deal, move on to somebody else.

 

[betheman]

Women have an agenda, just like men do. They'll do whatever it takes, based on their level of skill, to get their needs met. Your job is to engage them and see if there's any potential for mutual benefit.

Once you find that there's not, shaming them, and whining about them on the Internet won't help much.

Plenty of girls out there that will push all your buttons. Why waste time with girls that don't? What good can come of it? What do you have to gain by insulting this girl?

So she said one thing in her ad, and her personality is a bit different than advertised.

Big deal, move on to somebody else.

in the proverbial nutshell!

 

[Wilko]

There's clearly a bigger conversation to be had here, I'm going to open another thread, so much for a harmless chuckle!

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1986341#post1986341

 

[liulugoommohome]

I am jovial with sense of hospitality and humour. Like walking under rain and sunshine.Seeking for a relationship that can last for a better future.




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[Wilko]

I am jovial with sense of hospitality and humour. Like walking under rain and sunshine.Seeking for a relationship that can last for a better future.

Fvcking lol, damn spambot is funnier than my PoF transcript. I give up.

 

[Burroughs]

I am jovial with sense of hospitality and humour. Like walking under rain and sunshine.Seeking for a relationship that can last for a better future.

genius spambot

truly genius

at this rate the machines will take over....and outgame our human biyaches!