For a limited time only! It's the Naughty Ninja man!

[Naughty Ninja]

Ninja, I have one other question for you (I'm not using PoF at this time but might consider re-trying it soon).

What do you like to put for the Message Title when you're messaging a chick? I could never think of anything witty when I tried it last year. Also, some decent generic initial message suggestions would be golden...

Have used many I thought up. Some you may like some not. Some you can tweak on your own. Sometimes I go off there profile headline as a title:

Like when they say: "I'm looking for the one" etc.

I respond with the headline:

Looking for the one?

Body:

Thanks for sharing your headline info with us! I’ll pass the memo to the rest of the people who may’ve missed it while they were too busy stuck in their drooling, zombie like trance modes staring at your semi-cute pics! Lol =D

Alot have responded to me calling them "semi-cute" in the message while laughing and I take it from there with random B.S.

I've also used the below title and Rick Roll'd em (or used Girl you know it's True- Milli Vanilli, or What is love- lyrics by Haddaway:

I am sooo UNWORTHY!

Body:

But I'll try anyway damn you!...

And Ah one. Two. Ah One, two three and!....

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand


Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

You've been Rick Roll'd toots! lmao! HaHaHa! =D

Alot have cracked up with that one too. If they don't respond I give it a few days and write something semi-normal to them and they usually respond back.

I'll post more in the next post...

 

[Desdinova]

Message Titles:

" << click here for free puppy >> "

LOL, I love that one. Mine is currently "White man in search of female human"

Anyway, here's my profile. Gives very small tidbits, but I thought it was amusing...

Walking on the beach is boring. I'd rather take on the challenge of building an egyptian pyramid out of sand using only a pail, water, and maybe a bottle of baby oil to give it a nice glossy shine. I've got a cool job that I enjoy, a place that I can call home, and a lawnmower that starts in less than 25 pulls.

I'm looking for someone fun who's got a good sense of how great it feels to keep in shape. I'm a former fattie, so I might get a bit touchy if you start playing with any stretch marks you may find on me. Regardless, I'll let you borrow that XL tee shirt to keep dry after I *accidently* spray you with the hose while washing my truck.

I'm big into music, especially anything with a guitar. If you like listening to old ladies yodel, then you'll probably like my mother but I doubt I could tolerate that as a staple in your musical diet. I love to go out and sing karaoke, but occasionally I'll pick up a guitar and play that instead. I've only ever written one love song and if you want to hear it, I'll be getting you to blow the dust off the recording since dust aggrivates my allergies. Other than that, you'll have to put up with my mainstream-wanna-be rock and roll junk. Well, you might think it's junk, but I like to call it "perfection" after working on one song for two years.

 

[nismo-4]

That's creative as hell! I love it! You should make a profile that attracts cougars and milfs.

 

[f283000]

Now all we need is PoonaniMaker to post his POF profile.