Football, a beta male hobby or a legit interest for men?

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I find sport team fandom to be the most useless activity on the face of the earth. Second only to Video Gaming.

Now I can appreciate good play execution , hustle, and athletic skill, but basing your mood on the Team jersey that comes out on top is ludicrous to me. You have NOTHING INVESTED IN THE OUTCOME. Worse yet is the middle age men who wear a jersey with another man's name on the back of it. This is the Height of Self-Cuckolding.

I have jerseys for teams where I made the cut and competed on. I don't need to wear another man's wardrobe. I don't need to worship his achievements. You folks are as Jerry Seinfeld puts it :"rooting for laundry".

I am more invested in my kids sports teams than any professional team. The only way I'll be a professional sports "fan" is if I have a personal relationship with a professional athlete. I'm talking first name basis, have their cell number and they have refrigerator rights in my home.
 

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If while you're watching football, there's a girl giving you head, then I don't think this is beta.
 

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I find sport team fandom to be the most useless activity on the face of the earth. Second only to Video Gaming.
Video games are basically a workout for you brain disguised as fun. The problem is a lot of people overdo it or get addicted or spend too much money on them.
 

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I have a daughter so brought her to womens volleyball and womens basketball. The crowd is predominantly women. Maybe some of you should try to pull women in these enviroments. Seems like it would be easy.
 

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I have a daughter so brought her to womens volleyball and womens basketball. The crowd is predominantly women. Maybe some of you should try to pull women in these enviroments. Seems like it would be easy.
"So why are you here?"
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

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I have a daughter so brought her to womens volleyball and womens basketball. The crowd is predominantly women. Maybe some of you should try to pull women in these enviroments. Seems like it would be easy.
Why would a single young guy like me be interested in women's volleyball and basketball lol?
 

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I love football, I go watch Arsenal multiple times a season and away games occasionally once or twice. I never miss a game live or on tv, even abroad. I’m not reading 7 pages because quite frankly what anyone else thinks about my love for my team matters not.

Only weirdos don’t like sports. I played in school and for a local team, I used to play with friends up until a few years ago. Only homosexuals don’t play or watch sports. I also love boxing.

Talk about crypto and anime in the basement with your nerd friends while playing D&D. Imagine another man calling other men beta for enjoying sports. We really are in the end times you lgbt abominations will stop at nothing will you.
 

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Playing football, or casually watching? No

Obessing over it and using it as the basis of all of your conversations? Simp
 

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I love football, I go watch Arsenal multiple times a season and away games occasionally once or twice. I never miss a game live or on tv, even abroad. I’m not reading 7 pages because quite frankly what anyone else thinks about my love for my team matters not.

Only weirdos don’t like sports. I played in school and for a local team, I used to play with friends up until a few years ago. Only homosexuals don’t play or watch sports. I also love boxing.

Talk about crypto and anime in the basement with your nerd friends while playing D&D. Imagine another man calling other men beta for enjoying sports. We really are in the end times you lgbt abominations will stop at nothing will you.
This thread is about a sport where you can actually use your hands (like I just did to type this). Feet are for your basic functions, your hands are for the more advanced ones - believe it or not.
 

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"So why are you here?"
I doubt they would ask. You could always say you have been following it since your sister (insert any female relative) used to play if it comes up
 

If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.

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This thread is about a sport where you can actually use your hands (like I just did to type this). Feet are for your basic functions, your hands are for the more advanced ones - believe it or not.
I can tell you’re ugly af don’t @ me.
 

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I have a daughter so brought her to womens volleyball and womens basketball. The crowd is predominantly women. Maybe some of you should try to pull women in these enviroments. Seems like it would be easy.
Why would a single young guy like me be interested in women's volleyball and basketball lol?
It is possible for a man to pick up women by playing either sand volleyball or indoor volleyball. Sand is better for pickup if possible.
 

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I'm going to be feeling beta as phuck when the Niners win ring #6.
 

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I mean, if you're going to be a fan of 49ers might as well pick the ones who kick ass and not the fuglies who b1tch and moan.
 

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I think the Eagles will beat you guys. Looking like Eagles vs. Bengals in the Superbowl at this rate and I think the Bengals pull through.
Niners screen game is going to be the difference.
 

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Had to come back to this thread. Watched some football today and went to a local bar to see the Eagles and 49ers game. Did not feel like gaming since I broke my NoFap a day or so ago and so I watched football instead, tells you about how I watch the sport when I feel beta. Right next to me at the bar are a couple, both 9ers fans. Dude is a skinny white guy and the woman is a chubby Latina. Both are from California and I am only a drink in while these two have had a few. Secretly rooting for the Eagles but tbh, I don't even care.

Talk to the couple as the woman opens me and I am nice to them. I keep chatting and making small talk, making sure to include the guy in the convo and everything. However, the woman is like super nice to me and even starts touching my arms at which point I am a bit uncomfortable. I see the rage in the dude's eyes and then I tell them about how I have a girlfriend who is out of town and I am rooting for the Eagles because of her.

Guy, who is somewhat drunk, talks to me about finding the right one. Says his wife dated 3 other guys in his high school and college days but he never gave up. Then he says after her college days when she broke up with her college boyfriend, he was there and he knew since high school she would be the one. I smiled and then she smiled too but it looked very forced. Then she went to go use the restroom and then the next thing I know, the guy turns to me and gets somewhat confrontational.

"Hey buddy, you need to leave," he said.

"Uh excuse me?" I asked.

"No seriously, you need to stop talking to my girl," he said.

"How about I just watch the game, you and your girl talk to each other, and let that be that?" I replied.

"Uh, buddy, you need to ****ing leave!" he said.

"No," I replied, giving him that stare.

"Leave! LEAVE NOW!" he said.

The bartender comes over and asks if something is wrong. Then the guy turns to the bartender and says I am being disruptive. I tell them I am not being disruptive at all but one bartender who had overheard the whole convo says "well when your wife was here sir it all seemed fine", this bartender knows me. The guy then shouts at the bartender and says "stop taking sides motherf*cker, STOP TAKING SIDES!". Like he shouts to the point the bar hears it. I look at the bartenders and say "look, I'll change seats" at which point the guy looks at me and says "yeah! Your d*mn right!".

Then I couldn't help it and said "didn't have to wait as long for that as you did for your girl to say yes". He gets mad, tosses his plate around, and lunges at me but I dodged. Luckily, the bouncer is in the vicinity and restrains him. The woman comes out and says "oh no not again! NOT AGAIN!". Looks at her husband and says "it's the third time this year!" while shouting at him and he starts crying, she gives him those raging mean eyes.....

I just sit there and then they get escorted out. Guy is shouts in the direction of me and the bartender and says "I will kill you!" but his woman says "you won't do sh*t, you can't even get it up!" at which point the bartenders start laughing along with everyone near them trying to hold in a laugh.

Somehow that brought me back to this thread, both 49ers fans too and the Niners lost.
 
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