Fit girls rule cuz they can pull off the spandex

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
So someone posts a random gymnist chick... and? So... there's no reason why u guys are making such a big deal about this ONE CHICK. Your all OBSESSED.... OMG SHE'S SO HOT! BLAH BLAH BLAH why don't you stop lookin at pictures and actually go for a real woman. :up:
I can't remember if English is your first language so I'm gonna give you a pass on the use of the word "obsessed". Is this what you're like in real life though?

Your friend: (in passing) Whoa that chick was kinda hot.
You: (shouting) YOU'RE OBSESSED!

Your friend: That sandwich looks good.
You: YOU'RE OBSESSED!
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
I think he did some serious detective work and found out that your user name is the name of an extremely prolific porn star! How DOES he do it???



Speaking of which, they said back when your user name guy was first getting started, he could suck a MEAN diсk. Course, you already know that considering you admire his work enough to make him your user name.
Go read the bible, you really don't practice what you preach. You going to burn in hell just like the rest of us. Why are you EVEN ON THIS FORUM? If your a true christian, you wouldn't spend time trying to seduce different kinds of women. Did you know that gay porn makes more money than straight porn? Doesn't matter you just don't understand the porn industy. So your critcizing Peter North... he gets more p*ssy then all of you will get in a life time. So who's the DJ NOW? It's ok that your jealous of his huge d*ck and *** load, that's why you have resort to personal attacks. Dues go f*ck yourself, your average post is 5 per day... you really must have a fulfilling life. :cry:
 
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seanchai said:
I can't remember if English is your first language so I'm gonna give you a pass on the use of the word "obsessed". Is this what you're like in real life though?

Your friend: (in passing) Whoa that chick was kinda hot.
You: (shouting) YOU'RE OBSESSED!

Your friend: That sandwich looks good.
You: YOU'RE OBSESSED!
Wow I never knew you considered chicks and sandwitch to be in the same category. Maybe that's why you're having trouble with women. ;)
 

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
Wow I never knew you considered chicks and sandwitch to be in the same category. Maybe that's why you're having trouble with women. ;)
It's either that or the mustache.
 

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Cute in a little sister type way.

The higher end of average.
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Yes. I hear it's something like 50 times more. Must be why he took it up the tailpipe so many times. Nothing like cold hard cash to get a guy to bend over, eh?



I never criticized him. I said he gives GOOD head, not bad. And yes, he will get laid more than us. That's his profession. :confused:



Quote one that I made.



Your average posts is 1. Mine is 2. BIG man. :up:
Then Why are you're making such a BIG DEAL about my name... looks like YOU'RE the one obsessed with him.

Quote that YOU MADE? Really? Is it copyrighted, do you won the phrase? Yes I purposely used it... you should feel honored.

My average post is... 1 and you average is 2.2... but hey look at the total post and the join date. I got 500 u got 1,400.... do the math. :wave:
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
I think he did some serious detective work and found out that your user name is the name of an extremely prolific porn star! How DOES he do it???
:crackup: :crackup: OWNED! :rockon:
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

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seanchai said:
Your friend: (in passing) Whoa that chick was kinda hot.
You: (shouting) YOU'RE OBSESSED!
That's exactly what I was thinking...

Seriously though, does it bother you that much when we say someone is hot? It's not like we're stalking her or anything.
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
No big deal. I just found it ironic that someone with a user name of someone who has bottomed for some of the top guys in gay porn is referring to other posters as "gay" as a form of an insult.



Yes. You said that I "resort to personal attacks". Quote one that I made, because try as I might...I can't find a single one!



Yeah, that's what I said. You average 1 less post per day than I do. You should feel good about that, PeterNorthisawesome.
Ok let's see here... he stared as Matt Ramsey (SAME PERSON) If I was praising his gay work I would have put Matt Ramsey in my name moron. Peter North is his name in the 1600 straight works he has done. He only has done around 13 gay pornos when he was starting out as MATT RAMSEY... so let's see here... 1600 straight films vs. 13 gay porno... wow he must BE REALLY GAY!

Maybe your too dumb to understand that I purposely used the QUOTE TO MAKE FUN OF YOU AND IT WORKED. CUZ YOUR SO HAPPY THAT I USED "YOUR" QUOTE when you used it... once? You don't have a copyright to it, meaning you dont' own it.

AHAHAH this is so funny you always avoid the facts and arguments that you have no answer to. Ok so I have 1 post per day and you have 2... so you obviously spend twice as much time on this forum. Didn't I bring up the TOTAL NUMBER OF POSTS ALREADY AND THE JOIN DATE? We practically joined on the same date. My total posts is 500... you are almost TRIPLING it by having 1300 POSTS! and your also older than me.. shouldn't you be in college? O wait I remember that you joined "CHEERFORCE" or "AIRFORCE" and you too dumb to get into one. Well I hope a job at McD is fun, goodluck flippin burgers. :wave:
 

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And this argument has pretty much hit the redline of retarded. I'm not taking any sides but I'm just going to point out a few things before this eventually gets locked:

1) Post count does not correlate to time spent on a forum. I've been a member for longer than both of you but choose to read articles and topics instead of always posting. In fact I was reading the forums for well over a year before I actually created an account. Also it's very possible someone could make many posts in a short period of time and logout, thus having a high count but not spending much time on the site. But one thing does hold true: you're both wasting post counts and/or your time by arguing about post counts and wasted time. Kinda ironic.

2) This brings up the age-old question of "if you suck someone's díck, does it make you gay?" Well one thing's for sure: no matter how many girls you get with in your life, none of your buddies are ever gonna forget that one time you took a dude's tube steak down the hatch or up the pooper. But in Peter North's case it was 13, which is still 13 more than your average straight guy. Next subject.

3) 1331/569 = 2.34. A little more than 2 but far from 3. Deus also has a 2-3 month headstart.

4) Your = you're. Sandwitch = sandwich. Industy = Industry. Gymnist = gymnast. I could do this all day, but I'm neither a proofreader nor an English teacher. Don't question others' English if your own isn't great. It gives you much less of an argument. Virtually none in fact.

5) I'm not sure where you come from but most 25 year olds would be well past done with college, unless studying for an advanced degree. Even then, it's never too late to want to learn. And age doesn't have too much to do with being on this site. There's plenty of guys in their 30's, 40's and 50's giving advice to people on here. I get the feeling you think Deus should be doing something else if he's 25. To be honest I wouldn't want to read advice given by a bunch of high schoolers because the experience and maturity just isn't there.

6) When Deus says "quote one that I made" he means "show me proof of a statement that you claim I made", which in this case refers to the personal attack of which you accused him. And when you find that statement (which you probably won't), press that little 'Quote' button you see on the bottom right and then you'll have something to work with. Jesus H. Christ.

7) mahon83050, you just owned yourself. Shouldn't be hearing much from you on that one.

8) So in conclusion I have determined that somebody with bad math, English, and reading skills probably shouldn't try to argue on the internet about anything involving math, English or reading skills. I sure hope you can play ball because I don't see somebody like that getting into a school any other way.
 

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
Wow you're all chumps... very AFC... "OMG SHE's SO HOT" ya goodjob worshipping her before you even talk to her so... she's on gymnist. There's another 10,000 hot 18 year olds.
Oh I know, I'll just be another drone and walk around all monotonous so I can be cool.

And I won't cheer at sporting events either. I don't want to appear too enthused or look like I'm worshipping one of the teams.

Appreciate famous art? Nah, there's 10,000 other good paintings to care about just one.

Hell.. who am I? I'm just another dude without an original thought in a world of 7 billion people. Fvck it. *gun shot*
 

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mrRuckus said:
...Hell.. who am I? I'm just another dude without an original thought in a world of 7 billion people. Fvck it. *gun shot*
:crackup: Priceless.. :up:
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Why such hostility? Look, if he couldn't take it up the ass like a champ, he wouldn't have had such a successful career. No need to put yourself on the defensive...



What quote? I never said you stole a quote. I asked you to QUOTE a personal attack that I used, which you still haven't done. Maybe that's where you got this whole "copyright" nonsense from.



Yes, we've already established this.



97 on the ASVAB, actually. And it's spelled "chair".



I can't post from McDonald's, which is why I'm in banking. Thanks for the pleasant wishes anyway, though.
I'm on the defensive since your the one attacking me. lol

Wow goodjob lying again, your the one who made HUGE deal about me quoting your stupid "Why resort to personal attacks" quote and now your denying that it's YOUR QUOTE.

Yes we established this... good so you accept the fact that you spend too much time on the forums and need to get a life. :up:

No actually "CHEERFORCE" IS RIGHT, you never been in the airforce. lol

Oh sorry I didn't know you were a BANK TELLER... sorry to break it to you, but bank teller is the same level as flipplin burgers at McD! Goodjob glad you like your job.
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
I asked you to QUOTE a personal attack that I used, which you still haven't done.

Yeah, he doesn't get it. Try using smaller words.


PeterNorthisawesome said:
I'm on the defensive since your the one attacking me.
You're (<-- NOTE THIS) a moron, I think.
 

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IsiMan84 said:
2) But in Peter North's case it was 13, which is still 13 more than your average straight guy. Next subject.

:crackup: Good one.
 

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