First time at her place and you need to take a dump?

[Naughty Ninja]

This is some 'sh!tty' advice! I'll bump it like a floater.

I guess this thread begs the question: Would you rather be the guy at her house the first time and have to take a dump? Or a two pump chump?

 

[Atom Smasher]

I've been known to manufacture a "muffler" out of a wad of toilet paper in order to keep things quiet.

The thing I don't like about the double flush is that it essentially broadcasts to the girl that, well, you need to double-flush. She must be picturing you there taking that nice dump.

You guys with the matches, don't you think she's aware of the burning smell and the reason behind it?

All of this is a part of pedastalizing, methinks. It's as if we think they don't do the very same thing. Perhaps we should dump with reckless abandon and pride in our creations.

 

[Metzgermeister]

The best thing to do is NOT WORRY ABOUT IT. Everybody ****s and yes, girls know it. Being a little insecure weenis sitting in the bathroom burning matches is un-confident behavior. It will WRECK your chances.

 

[zekko]

Just don't do this brah and you should be fine.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&p=421311261#post421311261

The artwork in that link is truly amazing.
That guy has a future.

 

[wake_me]

The artwork in that link is truly amazing.
That guy has a future.

lol oh man you have no idea. The guy is either the greatest troll or a complete nut.

http://www.miscdrama.com/wiki/index.php?title=Malodrax

 

[floydb25]

The link posted in the beginning of this thread still makes me laugh. That story deserves a medal, or a shrine somewhere.