First threesome, poor me

Finch

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Alright, so I've finally had my first threesome. I was with a buddy of mine and we both know this chick who is into both of us. We've always played it off like we were too much of hot **** for her, but now we actually cashed our cards in the game and it paid out.

We were in my friends blazer in a secluded area and we were all just drinking. Eventually she starts suggesting the idea of a threesome and it was just funny to my friend and I because we thought that might be a possibility.

Alright, so some of you might be thinking, "ah dude, with your friend?" Well all I have to say to that is I didn't see him at all - seriously. It was so dark that when I would look into his general direction it didn't freak me out or anything because I couldn't see anything at all. I'm secure enough with myself.

So you might be wondering why "poor me". I had so much to drink that I actually could not get it up. I felt so robbed.. I had the perfect opportunity to **** this girl and my **** is limp. That hasn't been the first time that it's gone limp drinking, but this time I seriously barely drank anything. What's wrong with me? Does this girl seriously not do it for me because I just couldn't focus on her.. at all to get it up. I had to resort to fingering her, which she loved btw.

At the end of the night she told us that she really enjoyed herself, however thought it was slightly weird. After all, it was her first threesome as well.

It was just a crazy experience because we just played everything smooth and everything worked out. She dug us and was totally into the threesome, but she was saying that she thought it was somewhat weird. I'm thinking she was just saying that because she was worried about us thinking she was a slut. She mentioned something about that earlier on. Anyway, I'm curious if we should expect to meet up again. I think that since we've already broken the ice she won't have a problem calling us for sex or the other way around and while at school we'll just act like nothings happened.
 

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i dont think i would do that. so were you fingering her while she sucked the other guys **** or something????
 

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I don't think you can call that a threesome. A better word would be 'abomination,' seriously what are you thinking? you really must be desperate to be sharing a b|tch with your male friend.

A threesome is when one person gets to do it with 2 others. Obviously this isn't the case with you because there was only 1 woman and the other person involved was a man, unless you are a son of satan and are into swinging the other way as well (pukes).
 

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Originally posted by AverageFC
did you eiffel tower her?
Yeah man, it was fun. I don't know about the other comments about how it was disgusting. Maybe I didn't describe things really well..
 

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lol man, wtf is with you guys. Seriously, grow the **** up and grab some balls. There was another guy there, but it's not like I was ****ing making a visual memory in my head of his body - I didn't even see him.

Threesomes with 2 guys 1 girl, 2 girls 1 guy, etc aren't unusual. Don't be ridiculous.
 

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I never want to be in a room with a naked guy that has a hard on.....sick.......dude, your one step away from being gay......
 

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I've seen pornos where two guys are jizzing on a girl's face at the same time and one of them accidentally squirts on the other guys hand/d1ck in the heat of the moment.

I hope for your sake that kinda sh1t didn't happen :)

And if you did DP her, some part of you and your friend's bodies must surely have touched
 

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guys, get over your homofobias. would you guys really have said no if a HB8-9 suggested dobbeltagging her with your friend? I doubt it.

hell, i'd doubletag a HB6 with my mate.
 

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what is eiffel tower?

Originally posted by Finch
Yeah man, it was fun. I don't know about the other comments about how it was disgusting. Maybe I didn't describe things really well..
 

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Originally posted by Joe The Homophobe
I don't think you can call that a threesome. A better word would be 'abomination,' seriously what are you thinking? you really must be desperate to be sharing a b|tch with your male friend.

A threesome is when one person gets to do it with 2 others. Obviously this isn't the case with you because there was only 1 woman and the other person involved was a man, unless you are a son of satan and are into swinging the other way as well (pukes).




sun of satan?????? you think satan wants that crap.... I am the sun of satan and i say that **** can be Buddist
 

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eiffel? lol yeah i dunno either. is that when she is on top of him while sucking your **** or something? lol
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
guys, get over your homofobias. would you guys really have said no if a HB8-9 suggested dobbeltagging her with your friend? I doubt it.

hell, i'd doubletag a HB6 with my mate.
Right, so you being unable to say no to anything sexual means that we must be the same? Not likely.
 

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lol..
last friday night i had my first multiple partner sex. there were 4 of us. 1 girl.
that should take some heat off you finch.
there is nothing wrong with it. most of the guys here are just key board jockeys and haven't had any sexual experience, probably no kissing experience.
when i was 14 i would have said, "dude, i'm not gay!" well, i'm still not gay, and i'd **** with my mates.

i wouldn't put my **** anywhere they had ***. and i wouldn't intentionally touch them in any way.. but it aint like i've never given them a hug before, is it so much worse then that?
 

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a hug is not shoving your **** in a hole full of sperm
 

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Originally posted by quest

i wouldn't put my **** anywhere they had ***.
fenderrules..

work out what the ****'s mean.
d * c k and c *u m
 

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dude, I know a few guys that have done the 2 dudes and one chick thing....and believe me, you're not alone in not being able to get it up. To tell you the truth, many guys that I have talked to that have been in that situation havent been able to get it up...just a lot of pressure man...the booze dont help either.

and it's not fvcked up for a 2 on one with 2 dudes. you'd be hard pressed to find a guy that talked **** about it, then when it came to it wouldnt do it.

pat yourself on the back bro, for nailing such a ho with your friend....that's what sluts are for.
 
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