First day of school was GREAT!

[Boricua_33015]

Monday, August 25th, 2003

SCHOOL IS BACK IN!!

Today was my first day!

It was great!

I had so many great feelings. I have never acted the way I did today EVER in ANY of the school days in the past. I have never been so calm. So at ease.

I was so at ease and calm in all my classes! I was amazed at how calm I was the whole day. For the first time in like 7 years I didn't feel like the whole world was watching and paying attention to every move I did!

First period is Spanish I. The teacher taught talked to us like we were kindergarteners. She spoke with perfect grammar, and like in the form of an essay. But she had this b1tchiness about her. This conceited b1tchiness.

2nd period I have Algebra II. This class is big. Alot of popular people in this class. Alot of good looking chicks in the class. The teacher seems like a depressed woman in her early 30s. THAT 9.5 BRAZILIAN BLONDE B1TCH FROM LAST YEAR IS IN THIS CLASS!! WHOOHOO! ITS ON NOW!! Im going to mack it to her! Im going to piiemp that hoe! She seems like a dumb blonde. But she is just so goddamn fine that most guys are intimidated by her. I know I was when I was an AFC. But even then she showed very high IL signs. I had a HB8.5 sit next to me. I asked her for the time, asking "do you have the right time?" she said "yea its blah blah blah". "just making sure, my watch is on the wrong time, thanks." The paper passed out index cards to everyone and my row got an extra one, so I told the kid in back of me "here you want an extra one?" he just accepted and laughed.

3rd period I got Economics with this crazy fat teacher. The guy is so damn funny! His character is soooo ****y and he admitted himself that he is "eccentric, and very ****y". He liked to joke on himself, and make everyone laugh with his fat ass jokes. He says "yea I know Im fat, but Im at the age right now where I dont give a flying FVCK what anybody thinks of me, I got a great wife at home, and she cooks some great burgers..... Id like to eat 5 right now.... im hungry as hell!" HAHAHA. Everyone laughs like crazy. But he takes no sh*t at all. he is not mean, just knows how to lay down the rules so nobody f*cks with him. He gave us a 1 page essay due on wednesday though... that sux.

But.... its a good way to get my mind determined in school. My ultimate goal as a young DJ in High School is to be the smartest I can be, and get the best grades I can get (even though Ive been failing classes for the the last 3 years). I finally woke up. Im not taking any of this slack sh1t! Im going to push myself to work harder than hard! DAMMIT! Im going to set a new trend and influence people to think and KNOW that being dumb does not make you cool, and that being dumb doesn't automatically popular. Im going to do good in school, be popular, be the best I can be, and get the hottest chicks in my school. I strongly beleive this can be accomplished by me this year. Nothing is going to stop me!

As I was walking to 4rth period, right when I got to my door I noticed my ex-oneitis standing nearby. I tried to walk by acting like I didn't see her but she saw me and shouted me name in a little girl voice. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and at the same time I asked "you got this class" she asked "your going to that class?" pointing to the classroom door that I was pointing at. I said "yea" and she told me that she had the one next to mines. I told her "welp, ill see you around."

When we both said the same thing at the same time I didn't find it surpising at all. Not uncommon. I seriously think me and her share some kind of psychic bond.... the weirdest paranormal things happened with me and her. Like for example, in the past she could FEEL me from across the courtyard.... spot me and scream out my name to come and say hi. Many times Id walk behind her and SOMEHOW SHE KNEW that I was behind her and looks directly in my eyes, meeting my gaze. One time I was in a car driving by, I saw her in a distance and all of a sudden she turned 180 degrees around to meet my gaze exactly, while her guy freind was still walking the same way wondering why the hell she had turned around. I was freaked out in my car and I held my gaze in her eyes for sometime. WEIRD. But I cut all contact from her for 4 months. Some good ol Ganji Games! Now Ive actually had some good contact with her that I haven't had in a while.

So, 4rth period I got some fag teacher. And I do mean it. He IS a fag! This guy gave us assigned seats and I am surrounded by girls. 3 good lookin chicks. Oh what a great set up! LETS GET IT ON! The class was boring as hell. Not many people talked. I guess the fag teacher was too tense and everyone sensed it or just nobody knew anybody.

5th period I have English IV. My teacher is some boring ass motherfvcker. Hes got the voice and personality of Ben fvckingStein! I kept yawning the whole period. My main enemy is in this class (my so called freind from last year, who I got hostile with and slapped because he treated me like such the b1tch that I was.. I was the center of all his jokes) HAHAHAHA, and I didn't feel a particle of my body tensing up. A girl was flirting with him making sexual innuendoes across the class but I didnt let it phase me! I am going to be freindly, the minute he starts acting up or being hostile with me ill put him down like no tomorrow and make him feel stupid. I have visualized many situations that might go on between me and him and I know exactly what to do in all of them. I sit in back of a cute girl. But the guy in front of her already started to talk to her.... damn. I did ask her a question though because I couldn't make out a word on the board.

6th period was probably my worst class of the day. I was waiting for the day to end because I was so tired from my last class. This teacher has the desks set up all facing him from all directions, and he stands in the middle of the class and "performs". He has this unfunny comedian attitude. But w/e, he did have a couple funny jokes. I didn't talk to anyone in this class. Didnt know anyone. There is only one girl that Id fvck in the class.... and that is because of her body only. Her face is damn pathetic like the cookie monster.....

At home I read the Mind Accelerator. I got the book about 5 days ago. Really great book. Im doing affirmations everyday in meditative state.

Well, that was an overview of my day. I am looking forward to a great year in high school!

Good luck to the fellow Don Juans that also started their school year!

PPPPPEACE!!!

 

[digitalrat]

Keep it up!

 

[Ded_Skin_Mask13]

I have that same psychic or mental sh*t with a lot of people. Not just one person. They'll think the same sh*t, you're thinking.

Sometimes I'll actually somehow make everyone think the same thing, and then I'll say it and they'll be like "YEAH ME TOO!" "WHAT A COINCIDENCE!" "YEAH I KNOW!" "Ded please don't crucify me on an inverted cross yada yada"

Glad to know your day went great! My day today went very well, as well. SPEAKING OF COINCIDENCE.

The cheerleaders type chicks were constantly saying hi and sh*t to me all day, it was sort of weird because I'm the one whose supposed to be saying Hi, and Get to class young woman. Especially at lunch, I went to a mexican restaurant and in the parking lot I was honked at by my ex-onitis from last year, and a bunch of other "popular" girls I don't really care much for. I went into the restaurant and I had lunch with a a friend of mines, I could have sat down with all the ladies, but when it comes to lunch..I'm gonna eat, get the hell away from everyone and the only person who should be talking is me or the funny guy. I can't eat lunch with women..he he.

And then on the way to the car, I was honked at by my ex-one and her cute friends, but since I'm the celebrity(I'M THE DON JUAN FROM THE DON JUAN FORUMS REPRESENTING THE DJ BROTHERHOOD TO Northwest Arkansas) so I can't stay and chat or f*ck with the ladies.

Afterwards, I have the office(I'm an aide) and got to go around and show a new kid around the school. Then I go to 5th period, and decide to sit next to these two chicks I know a 7 and an 8 and do some light flirting.

And sixth hour, which is with my ex-onitis(unfortunately) and out of COINCIDENCE with the seating arrangement the teacher made I have to sit next to her. Last week I didn't talk to her much, but today she seemed to be somewhat talkative with me, but I sort of shrugged her off and talked to my other buds about sh*t.
This is the class I have a lot of fun with, because I always go around and shake everyones hand, including the sexy females(its only obligatory) Puerto Rican, I mean Boricua I want you for tomorrow to go to your best class with the most attractive women(or at least the class you are most confident in) and go around and shake everyones hand. It gives good results.

 

[Mr. Latte]

Boricua, check your private messages

 

[Boricua_33015]

Boricua I want you for tomorrow to go to your best class with the most attractive women(or at least the class you are most confident in) and go around and shake everyones hand. It gives good results.

Here!?! In Miami??

People aren't that freindly man. Id rather pick and choose which ones Id like to associate with and talk to them.

hey.... won't a guy think Im gay if I go up to them and out of nowhere and ask for their name, give them a handshake, and make conversation?

A girl I don't have a problem with.

I actually talked to the brazilian blonde HB9.5 today! Whoohoo! I congratulate myself for talking to her. But it was not great though, I was nervous and, Ive never talked to a girl this hot before. I mean I used to fantasize about this girl alot, and most guys were intimidated by her because she was so hot. I have to work on her a little bit because I think I might have left the wrong impression on her.... heres how it went.

After class, as I was walking, she was in front of me. I said "(a name)?. no (correct name) right?" I knew her name but I wanted it to seem like I forgot, just for the hell of it. She with a smile "yea! (correct name)". Then she repeated the name I said at first to laugh about it. I said "yea I kinda forgot".

Then I said "so how ya doin?" She said "good". I said "I wasnt expecting to see you in my class again this year....so where you headed now?" (this is where I thought her interest wasn't that great.... she said "to class". After she said that, something clicked in my head that said "she isnt interested" and for the rest of the convo I was nervous, because I knew that she wasn't all that interested to talk to me. If she was she would have said "to room ____".

So I laughed and said "actually I was thinking more along the lines of which way do you go to get to your next class". Then she said "I go that way" and pointed ahead. But she said it with a wide eye gaze... either she was shocked that I asked her because that meant I would walk with her, or that she was annoyed that I asked and her inner monologue said "uh oh, I hope he isn't going to walk me to class". Well, I took the second choice, because of the nervous mood I was in. I said "well I go downstairs see you tomorrow, BYE" in a low toned voice like I know she doesn't like me and thats why Im going to end this conversation. I also had a sort of pissed look on my face and already started heading my way as I said it. I probably left her wondering why I looked pissed.

Now either 3 things happened..... 1. she saw that I got pissed because I knew that she wasn't interested in me and saw me as an insecure boy. (I just had no reason to talk to her, she wasn't interested) 2. She probably was shocked that I asked her where she was going because I was going to walk with her, and then cofused the hell out of her by saying bye all of a sudden. or 3. That I am just stupid and decided to go on my own way than rather talk to her more, because I was shy or just plain fucing gay.

Well, Im not worrying about it though. W/e happened happened. I analyzed everything, saw my mistakes, know how to handle them next time it happens. Tomorrow I will act like nothing happened and give her a smile.

I met a girl in my science class today. A HB8 from New York. Kind of ghetto, but a phat ass! We met eyes, and I raised my eyebrows, and as I did she looked away. Then like 4 seconds later she asked if I had a cousin in New York. LOL. Because I had the same last name as her boyfreind. SH*T I thought my last name was rare as hell! I started a convo with her and talked as we made our way outside the hallways after class. I didn't say bye though. I should have said "nice to meet you" but I couldnt think of it. But the whole convo went smoothly.

And then I talked to a girl in 5th period, the HB in front of me. A HB8. I said to her "hey you know Ben Stein?". Her: "no.... wait yea I know him." I said "i swear the teacher and him must be related, they have the same exact personalities" and she laughed.

 

[Boricua_33015]

Now that I think about it..... When the brazilian chick said "to class" I wouldve said "well duh! of course your going to class. I was thinking more along the lines of which way you are headed!"

Sigh, I seem to be very confident in my mind but when it comes to the actual conversation, I always get missed oppurtunities and I get nervous.

 

[Ded_Skin_Mask13]

Yeah, I was talking and walkin with some girl(8.5) after my last class and I sort of did some light chatting, but forgot what I was gonna say so, I walked a little bit and then told her I'M OUT! She seemed to be very receptive, she gave me a big ass smile before I asked for her name, and she kept bunching her hair up. Anyways I might have forgot what to say IF I had anything to say at all, but I actually didn't feel disappointed or anything.


So I take it you don't have many male buds, since you hesitate to greet a man LIKE A MAN. You don't have to start a convo with the dude, but if you do make it very brief and talk about something that relates to whats going on right then.

 

[bogman2121]

so you're taking spanish 1, algebra 2 and, english 4 all in the same year? that seems odd now i know not every school is like mine and thats acceptable because otherwise people all over the nation wouldn't have heard of mighty moeller but how does your schedule work like that

 

[Boricua_33015]

Well, Im taking Spanish I because this is my first year taking Spanish. Algebra 2 and English 4, because I am supposed to be a senior but I am not. Im only taking senior classes and catching up with classes that I have failed with. You get me?

Yea I was a slacker but I have woken up. I won't **** up this time.

 

[bogman2121]

yea i get what you mean, i was thinking thats what was going on and the curiosity got the better of me so i asked

 

[Smooth as Anything]

I'm glad to hear it, maybe your approach will workout better than others.

Time is the best teacher.


(Yes someone can feel free to finish that off for me, I don't care).