Finally got laid.

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ElStud said:
The thing is, is that I've been approaching women and number closing for years and I was still a virgin.
Dude, seriously have a look at what you're doing. Im not going to quote the definition of insanity at you but clearly there's something not going to plan there.
 

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Mr Wright said:
Dude, seriously have a look at what you're doing. Im not going to quote the definition of insanity at you but clearly there's something not going to plan there.
I'd guess you're 18, a virgin and have never seen a vagina outside of porn right?

Only a dude who doesn't get any, would hate on a dude who got some. That's all I have to say.

I'm just saying, you talk big for a guy with no proof that he gets anything.
 

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ElStud said:
Is what it is man. "Physical virginity" "mental virginity", it's all the same to me.
That's because you are retarded. Mental virginity means you don't know what it takes to get laid on your own by talking to women and then steering towards seduction. It means you are the still chump you were before and after this wears off within less than a week's time, it's still the same.

Your friend has all the bragging rights because that is his friends with benefits, what do you have? Nothing. This ain't any different than pity-sex or paying someone...it may be worst.

ElStud said:
You have to understand I wasn't even trying to get laid, we were just there and it sort of happened after a while.
Yes, thanks to your friend. Again you've got no bragging rights. Would you do a chick with your father too now?

ElStud said:
I'm basically just happy that I got it out of the way and can finally die knowing how it feels to get a ******* or to screw a chick.
Yeah, but that doesn't really count. I can say so what, now you know what you are missing, which makes it even worst, and know you can't get it, without your friend helping you out with a woman that likes two men at the same time. All you can do is shoot bullets in a barrel. So you the man right?

You are like Maxtro. Maxtro had to go to adult sites, meet women who have boyfriends that let them fvck their girl, go with prostitutes, and when it comes to seducing a real woman in his college, nobody wants to touch him with a ten foot pole and he's always complaining that no woman wants him.

Always these creepy back-door routes. When you can get laid without some sort of back-door route that requires you go to an adult site, visit a prostitute, pity-sex, or some hideously obese woman or some friend to help you out by banging the girl right in front of you, then that is when you've really lose your MENTAL virginity. Until then, it's just a physical thing.

You are going to be just like that. If you can't go up to a woman you want and take her, then what good is that?

You are worst off now I think then you were before you did this because now you have ZERO standards, maybe on the negative integers.

ElStud said:
The thing is, is that I've been approaching women and number closing for years and I was still a virgin. And the reason I was approaching anyway was to basically eventually lose my virginity. So I did lose my virginity.
Well, people got tired of hearing these field reports after a while. You were still a mental and physical virgin. Now you are just a mental virgin since you can only use back-door routes that are devoid of bragging-rights in order to get laid, and that, even if you are lucky.

At least with these approaches and number closes you were trying. Fair enough. But there is no bragging rights with this. I believe this is a back-door approach to getting laid and reflects the fact you just lowered your standards and when you do that you lose the bragging-rights.

ElStud said:
From here on though, now that I know that sex isn't a big deal... I'm going to focus more on finding a chick that I actually like who'll be worth more than a one night stand to me.
Yeah, until this wears out and it's back to square one. You'll be making posts like Maxtro now.
 

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Mate, im 18, lost my virginity at 14...im not going to say how many girls ive slept with because it would probably make you feel worse about yourself. Maybe you should check out my posts...

Believe it or not, im actually trying to do you a favour. Whatever you're doing clearly isnt working, change things up because lets face it you cant really do much worse. And if you cant face the truth, maybe you should get off the internet.
 

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Mr Wright said:
Mate, im 18, lost my virginity at 14...im not going to say how many girls ive slept with because it would probably make you feel worse about yourself. Maybe you should check out my posts...

Believe it or not, im actually trying to do you a favour. Whatever you're doing clearly isnt working, change things up because lets face it you cant really do much worse. And if you cant face the truth, maybe you should get off the internet.
Instead of trying to prove yourself to me on the internet. Why don't you go get laid? You do neither of us a favor by bashing me on the internet :).

Feel worse about myself? Nah, I could actually care less dude :).

My goal was to get laid and I got laid. So don't tell me what "works" and what doesn't.

I can tell you something that DOESN'T work; bashing other dudes on the internet :).
 

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Let him have his moment. Eventually he would realize his problem but right now. Let him have his moment.
 

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Corrector and Mr Wright. Why do you feel the need to try and demolish a strangers self esteem and criticise without even an ounce of constructive feedback. You're both either insecure, amoral or just terrible human beings. Seriously this **** is unseemly.
Well, I don't see threads on here bragging that someone paid a prostitute to lose their virginity, or lost it with ribs being crushed by some 500 lb WARPIG. I would guess if someone made threads like that, they would get the same type of criticism that I'm making here. This is not something to be bragging about because it is not a conquest at all, it is a cop-out.

A threesome with a male friend that is ejaculating all over the girl you are also fvcking is just disgusting and degrading. It is also clear that this slvt girl was 100% into his male friend and couldn't care less about ElStud, and if he were some other guy same thing. What would lead people to do that? Whatever possesed ElStud to do this is what is insecure, amoral and terrible -- all this fvcking peer pressure from this site.

I think people who egg people on to lose their virginity on any terms should bare the brunt of the blame for sick desperate threads such as this.
 

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If you'd stuck your c0ck in her as5 while her bf was ramming home the pvss, she'd probably be Your gf now. Women love creative minds.
 

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Congrats on losing it. I'm sure it must be a big relief to you.
 

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corrector said:
I'm sorry, but like Maxtro, you are STILL MENTALLY a virgin and nothing has changed. Just because you physically lose your virginity doesn't make you a non-virgin. All you did was stick you thing in some slvt's mouth and pvssy, so what? You didn't gain something that you can now apply to other women?

You've also LOST sexual confidence. You have little endurance. So, now you know you can't seduce a woman, you can't go any normal route and need a friend to prop you up since you don't have a chance on your own, and if you do manage to get that far, you probably can't last for more than a minute.

I think this board is retarded to discourage people to see escorts or prostitutes or masturbate to a vagina replica to boost endurance, and think well, since he didn't pay for this now he has braging rights, this is okay -- really retarded. He is still a virgin like Maxtro is.
LOL I just happen to log in today and saw ElStud's thread about how he finally got laid. And then I find this stuff about me.

Good to see that I have a fan :up:


I do agree with you about the mental virgin thing. Getting roundabout sex doesn't really give the same feeling of accomplishment.
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Yeah, but that doesn't really count. I can say so what, now you know what you are missing, which makes it even worst, and know you can't get it, without your friend helping you out with a woman that likes two men at the same time. All you can do is shoot bullets in a barrel. So you the man right?

You are like Maxtro. Maxtro had to go to adult sites, meet women who have boyfriends that let them fvck their girl, go with prostitutes, and when it comes to seducing a real woman in his college, nobody wants to touch him with a ten foot pole and he's always complaining that no woman wants him.

Always these creepy back-door routes. When you can get laid without some sort of back-door route that requires you go to an adult site, visit a prostitute, pity-sex, or some hideously obese woman or some friend to help you out by banging the girl right in front of you, then that is when you've really lose your MENTAL virginity. Until then, it's just a physical thing.

You are going to be just like that. If you can't go up to a woman you want and take her, then what good is that?

You are worst off now I think then you were before you did this because now you have ZERO standards, maybe on the negative integers.

At least with these approaches and number closes you were trying. Fair enough. But there is no bragging rights with this. I believe this is a back-door approach to getting laid and reflects the fact you just lowered your standards and when you do that you lose the bragging-rights.

Yeah, until this wears out and it's back to square one. You'll be making posts like Maxtro now.
Seriously dude, it's kind of creepy that you know so much about me.

For what it's worth, ElStud is in a much better place than I'm in. He's only 21 and losing his virginity while not in an ideal situation was still not that bad.

He's lucky to have a friend that did that for him. It would be great if they could go out together and start picking up girls.

I was actually in this situation a long time ago. A friend of mine was going to share his girl with me but I drank way too much and my head hurt like hell.

BTW, stop talking shit about me. It doesn't matter if it's true or not, nobody has the right to talk about me in a degrading manner.
 

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Guys....I seriously think its wrong to be making fun of Elstud. Because many of us were once AFC like him.

That being said...Elstud..do you realize what the heck you're doing?

10 years, and no real lays? Somethings wrong.
 

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San Jose California said:
Bullshit. You posted a thousand times saying how interested every girl is in you, had your first kiss with a hooker, had sex for the first time at the age of 21 in a GUY GUY GIRL threesome, then TOLD ALL OF US that it's better than we could do. That is why people are hating on you. Get real.

What's so hard about getting a guy guy girl threesome? The only thing hard about it is finding a guy who's gay enough to do it.

I think you secretly know that nobody's jealous of you, that's why you only brag on here rather than in person. You know that if you told anyone in person "at least it's better than you could do", that they would direct you to reality.
Owned. :crackup:

Im sorry, but I lol'd.

PS - its not gay if your balls dont touch.....:crackup:
 

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Corrector and Mr Wright. Why do you feel the need to try and demolish a strangers self esteem and criticise without even an ounce of constructive feedback. You're both either insecure, amoral or just terrible human beings. Seriously this **** is unseemly.
Right, im not demolish his self esteem im sure hes probably done that himself already. What i was trying to highlight was how everything he has done so far hasnt worked. He said he hadnt gotten laid through any use of pick up and after a number of years thats just not right. Im just highlighting that something in his life needs to change if hes to get the results he really wants...but you were too busy taking the moral high ground and trying to butter things up for this guy. The truth is that stroking the egos of guys like him wont help him, thats all he wants, the validation from other guys. Once you take that away there's nothing. For god sake the guy had to come on the internet to tell us that, ive never written a field report in my life yet it doesnt mean its not happening. So im not the insecure one here, and im not a terrible human being, you dont know me so just calm down and stop firing accusations around, its not helping.




ElStud said:
Instead of trying to prove yourself to me on the internet. Why don't you go get laid? You do neither of us a favor by bashing me on the internet :).

Feel worse about myself? Nah, I could actually care less dude :).

My goal was to get laid and I got laid. So don't tell me what "works" and what doesn't.

I can tell you something that DOESN'T work; bashing other dudes on the internet :).
Believe it or not, i dont spend every hour of every day trying to have sex with people. Believe it or not, i actually enjoy helping guys have that same feeling.

Mate, im not bashing you, if you think thats bashing, you might want to grow some thicker skin. Clearly your ego would never let you listen to me even though "that" has been your only sexual experience.

Your goal was to get "laid", well are you going to hang around your friend for the rest of your life and feed off his scrapes? Jesus, work it out son, look at your life and realise and accept that its not going right. As soon as you accept that and stop trying battle every guy on the internet you will improve. I recommend that you take what you know and really put it into practice. If you an number close, find out the best way to text and phonecall to arrange a date and so on...its baby steps but once you've done it a few times its easy.


And as a general comment, most of the guys on here are instantly so defensive, half of you are grown men bickering over the internet about girls which you cant even get. Seriously if you want to get good, stop worrying about what other guys think and stop worrying about damaging your own ego because im going to tell you this for free, all thats going to happen is, you will know everything about pick up. You could give a hypothetical beginning to end framework, but in practice you've got nothing and it will frustrate you even more because you know that you're not doing it right. If you cant handle that, you might as well quit and go and get very rich very quick!
 

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I have always found it kind of strange when people say "He is like a broken record". Now I completely understand it. I can actually feel ElStud's negative energy physically pass through my computer screen and enter my house. I am going to burn some incense sticks because it is polluting my place.

Mods, why haven't you banned ElStud yet? I am totally serious here. I think he, more then anyone, deserves to be ****ing banned from the universe.
 

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I'd rather still be a virgin than have sex right next to another man. :nervous:
 

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Cool story bros. I went out and talked to a lot of chicks last night. And I'll do so tonight to. How about you? :)

Nope, you'll probably just be on the internet roasting guys who go out more than you.

Notice the length of my responses compared to the length of your responses :).
 

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ElStud said:
Cool story bros. I went out and talked to a lot of chicks last night. And I'll do so tonight to. How about you? :)

Nope, you'll probably just be on the internet roasting guys who go out more than you.

Notice the length of my responses compared to the length of your responses :).
I may go out, I may not. I just told a young blonde, basically, "See ya" that I don't want to be with her tonight because, obviously, her view of me or her attitude is not to my liking. She still thinks she's more valuable than me. Ok whatever. Bye. I can sense it in her communication to me; therefore, I know that it's best to just drop her first. She wanted to go out tonight. She wanted to go out last night, but I was too fvcked from work just wanted to eat/sleep.

I'm curious if she'll realize that she ain't sh!t to me and try to "compromise" and call or text me back. Guys, she's pretty hot, but kinda too short and thus thick in the tush. Her face ain't the best kinda like a dog-face, but she's young and used to be a "gymnast" so she said. I've got her validating herself to me, but she still thinks she don't need me, most likely because she's got a Multitude of other guys blowing up her phone all the time, before and after I get off the phone with her. You just can't win vs. most early 20s semi-hot ones these days. They are highly in demand and get hit on all the f'in time. It's a no-win. El Stud, you have an uphill battle and you'd better start working harder and harder if you ever want to bang a lot of pvssy, Especially if you want the girls your age.
 

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I may go out, I may not. I just told a young blonde, basically, "See ya" that I don't want to be with her tonight because, obviously, her view of me or her attitude is not to my liking. She still thinks she's more valuable than me. Ok whatever. Bye. I can sense it in her communication to me; therefore, I know that it's best to just drop her first. She wanted to go out tonight. She wanted to go out last night, but I was too fvcked from work just wanted to eat/sleep.

I'm curious if she'll realize that she ain't sh!t to me and try to "compromise" and call or text me back. Guys, she's pretty hot, but kinda too short and thus thick in the tush. Her face ain't the best kinda like a dog-face, but she's young and used to be a "gymnast" so she said. I've got her validating herself to me, but she still thinks she don't need me, most likely because she's got a Multitude of other guys blowing up her phone all the time, before and after I get off the phone with her. You just can't win vs. most early 20s semi-hot ones these days. They are highly in demand and get hit on all the f'in time. It's a no-win. El Stud, you have an uphill battle and you'd better start working harder and harder if you ever want to bang a lot of pvssy, Especially if you want the girls your age.
Cool story bro. Good luck with that :).
 
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