Plain & Simple
Senior Don Juan
Well this moorning i decided to go to autozone to buy me a switch for my car.
So im on my way there and at the exit of my neighborhood i drive pass a bus stop and i see this 2 spanish girls, one average and the other one HOOOOOOOT!!!
I wasnt dressed up or nothing i was just on some black basketball shorts and a red t shirt.
i didnt even have my phone on me cause i wasnt expecting nothing, just going to the store and coming back home thats it.
So as i drive pass them i see the HOOOT one eyeing me but i acted as if i wasnt interested and just kept driving, now i reach the next light and i decide to quickly go back home and get my phone and my earrings, i rush home, get my phone put on my earrings and i head back out the the busstop.
I get to the bus stop, i pull over on the grass to not back traffic up, but they were starting to walk before i got there, i guess they didnt wanna wait no more, so i tell them:
(NOTE IM BLACK )
ME : Hey mami (with a im the **** attitude)
Them : (they look but dont say nothing they keep walking
ME(i say again) Hey mami, para donde van (where are yall going)
Them : (now they stop and smile) Oh my god! you speak spanish, i cant belive this
ME: yeah mami yo soy dominicano (im dominican)
Them: (now they are walking up to my canr and the HOOOT one is leaning on the window) Really i never seen a black person speak spanish before
ME: blah blah blah blah
Them:blah blah blah
ME: Where are yall going
Them: oh to such and such
ME: let me take yall there
Them : Really?
ME:yeah
They get in the car and i drop them where they was going, they went to some house in my neighborhood.
The HOTTT one got in front and i was talking to her and her friend about, where they from, how long weve live here etc, they are both 18 i said iwas 19
When we rech their destination, she the hot one was on the phone calling whoever house they was going to, to let them know the was outside, i guess he took a long time to answer.
I told her
ME: mami let me get your phone number (in spanish ofcourse
She said yeah with her head since she was on the phone waiting for an aswer from whoever she was calling.
She took my phone, and punched her number in, while she was punching it for the last few numbers she asked her friend
"Its 89 right" she said yeah
She gave me the nuber i saved it, and they got out, she saidThanx its been nice meeting you.
Boy she got a FAAAT ass for a girl that short and she is FINE!
Today is friday, i want to go out with her this weekend , should i call her tomorrow sat around midday to go out later that night, or should i call her saturday and make a date for sunday?
But man it feels good after so many attempts(check my othe thread i made about talking to girls from the car) i pull a FINNNNNEE chick like that
I guess im lucky i speak spanish, just so yall understand both my dad and mom are black, but i was borned and raised in spain.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
So im on my way there and at the exit of my neighborhood i drive pass a bus stop and i see this 2 spanish girls, one average and the other one HOOOOOOOT!!!
I wasnt dressed up or nothing i was just on some black basketball shorts and a red t shirt.
i didnt even have my phone on me cause i wasnt expecting nothing, just going to the store and coming back home thats it.
So as i drive pass them i see the HOOOT one eyeing me but i acted as if i wasnt interested and just kept driving, now i reach the next light and i decide to quickly go back home and get my phone and my earrings, i rush home, get my phone put on my earrings and i head back out the the busstop.
I get to the bus stop, i pull over on the grass to not back traffic up, but they were starting to walk before i got there, i guess they didnt wanna wait no more, so i tell them:
(NOTE IM BLACK )
ME : Hey mami (with a im the **** attitude)
Them : (they look but dont say nothing they keep walking
ME(i say again) Hey mami, para donde van (where are yall going)
Them : (now they stop and smile) Oh my god! you speak spanish, i cant belive this
ME: yeah mami yo soy dominicano (im dominican)
Them: (now they are walking up to my canr and the HOOOT one is leaning on the window) Really i never seen a black person speak spanish before
ME: blah blah blah blah
Them:blah blah blah
ME: Where are yall going
Them: oh to such and such
ME: let me take yall there
Them : Really?
ME:yeah
They get in the car and i drop them where they was going, they went to some house in my neighborhood.
The HOTTT one got in front and i was talking to her and her friend about, where they from, how long weve live here etc, they are both 18 i said iwas 19
When we rech their destination, she the hot one was on the phone calling whoever house they was going to, to let them know the was outside, i guess he took a long time to answer.
I told her
ME: mami let me get your phone number (in spanish ofcourse
She said yeah with her head since she was on the phone waiting for an aswer from whoever she was calling.
She took my phone, and punched her number in, while she was punching it for the last few numbers she asked her friend
"Its 89 right" she said yeah
She gave me the nuber i saved it, and they got out, she saidThanx its been nice meeting you.
Boy she got a FAAAT ass for a girl that short and she is FINE!
Today is friday, i want to go out with her this weekend , should i call her tomorrow sat around midday to go out later that night, or should i call her saturday and make a date for sunday?
But man it feels good after so many attempts(check my othe thread i made about talking to girls from the car) i pull a FINNNNNEE chick like that
I guess im lucky i speak spanish, just so yall understand both my dad and mom are black, but i was borned and raised in spain.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
