smooth_operator7
Don Juan
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- Aug 18, 2014
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I flirt with this cute girl at work, and the last time we spoke I threw a cook book at her and told her she had 1 hour to read it so she can learn to make me dinner later that night. As I was leaving work we had one last conversation that went like this:
Me - So did you read the book?
Her - Yes and it sucked
Me - Hey watch your mouth, I wrote it! Do you know how to cook now?
Her - Nope
Me - Thats a shame, I like girls that can cook.
Her - I guess you cant like me then
Me - Ya we're not compatible. But what kind of girl doenst cook?
Her - Obviously I know how to cook! But my brother does all the cooking at home
Me - Nice, I cook a lot too.
Her - Really? What do you cook? Can you bake?
Me - I cant bake for ****
Her - So you will cook and I will bake
Me - Bake me a f*cking cake then
When I told her I wanted chocolate cake she laughed at my taste and said she would do a cheesecake instead (I couldnt say no, cheesecakes are amazing) and I asked her what she wanted me to cook and she said pasta to which I laughed cause its some easy crap to make. You're not picky is what I think I told her. Anyways I went home for the weekend and on sunday night I got a craving for pasta so I cooked some amazing sh*t. I sent her a picture of it later and went to sleep. I woke up to a message from her in which she called me a fatass and asking if I had saved her some. So I replied like this:
Me - wait did u just try to call me a fatass? and if i did save you some what will you give me in return?
Her - yes i did lol. a really friendly high five
I hate hearing the words friend friendly amigo amiga or anything similar with a girl I flirt with lol. So I sent her something like this:
Me - oh rly what is it about fatasses that turns u on so much? and u know what? I'll high five your fat ass all the way to the kitchen where you will bake me my cheesecake and MAYBE ill give u a bite off my delicious pasta if I feel like u deserve it.
I gave myself a pat on the back for that reply and went along with my day. She never answered back lol. You know how on facebook it tells you when someone reads your message, well she didnt even read it! And I know she got it. It stayed like that for 4 days. I had sent her that message on monday, I was off that day, but we were scheduled to work at the same time from tuesday to friday. I thought the best thing I could do was move on and ignore her. Which is what I did the whole week. She made eye contact with me but I just didnt care, I wouldnt give her any attention whatsoever. I didnt bother talking to her at all. Finally on friday I was chatting with a coworker, when she appears out of nowhere looking for something. Our manager then comes in offering us ice cream sandwiches. We all take one, we were maybe 5 in that room including her. My friend the coworker sees her looking for something and asks her what she needs and she says shes looking for a garbage can. She then walks very close by me so I look at her, she looks too and looks down immediately after. Pretty submissive today is what I thought to myself. The day goes by and as I end my shift I take my phone and find out she sent me a message on facebook earlier that day. It was a reply to the message I had sent her on monday. She said this:
Her- lol sorry only saw this now. too bad im not a fatass. anyways i guess that pasta must be bad by now i guess ur gonna have to make me another one
I felt like answering but I just didnt have enough time for that yet. I havent even opened the message lol. What would you guys do? Answer her? Keep on ignoring the **** out of her? Tease her about it at work? She may just be fienning for attention. I wanna flip it around to her fienning my **** tho
Me - So did you read the book?
Her - Yes and it sucked
Me - Hey watch your mouth, I wrote it! Do you know how to cook now?
Her - Nope
Me - Thats a shame, I like girls that can cook.
Her - I guess you cant like me then
Me - Ya we're not compatible. But what kind of girl doenst cook?
Her - Obviously I know how to cook! But my brother does all the cooking at home
Me - Nice, I cook a lot too.
Her - Really? What do you cook? Can you bake?
Me - I cant bake for ****
Her - So you will cook and I will bake
Me - Bake me a f*cking cake then
When I told her I wanted chocolate cake she laughed at my taste and said she would do a cheesecake instead (I couldnt say no, cheesecakes are amazing) and I asked her what she wanted me to cook and she said pasta to which I laughed cause its some easy crap to make. You're not picky is what I think I told her. Anyways I went home for the weekend and on sunday night I got a craving for pasta so I cooked some amazing sh*t. I sent her a picture of it later and went to sleep. I woke up to a message from her in which she called me a fatass and asking if I had saved her some. So I replied like this:
Me - wait did u just try to call me a fatass? and if i did save you some what will you give me in return?
Her - yes i did lol. a really friendly high five
I hate hearing the words friend friendly amigo amiga or anything similar with a girl I flirt with lol. So I sent her something like this:
Me - oh rly what is it about fatasses that turns u on so much? and u know what? I'll high five your fat ass all the way to the kitchen where you will bake me my cheesecake and MAYBE ill give u a bite off my delicious pasta if I feel like u deserve it.
I gave myself a pat on the back for that reply and went along with my day. She never answered back lol. You know how on facebook it tells you when someone reads your message, well she didnt even read it! And I know she got it. It stayed like that for 4 days. I had sent her that message on monday, I was off that day, but we were scheduled to work at the same time from tuesday to friday. I thought the best thing I could do was move on and ignore her. Which is what I did the whole week. She made eye contact with me but I just didnt care, I wouldnt give her any attention whatsoever. I didnt bother talking to her at all. Finally on friday I was chatting with a coworker, when she appears out of nowhere looking for something. Our manager then comes in offering us ice cream sandwiches. We all take one, we were maybe 5 in that room including her. My friend the coworker sees her looking for something and asks her what she needs and she says shes looking for a garbage can. She then walks very close by me so I look at her, she looks too and looks down immediately after. Pretty submissive today is what I thought to myself. The day goes by and as I end my shift I take my phone and find out she sent me a message on facebook earlier that day. It was a reply to the message I had sent her on monday. She said this:
Her- lol sorry only saw this now. too bad im not a fatass. anyways i guess that pasta must be bad by now i guess ur gonna have to make me another one
I felt like answering but I just didnt have enough time for that yet. I havent even opened the message lol. What would you guys do? Answer her? Keep on ignoring the **** out of her? Tease her about it at work? She may just be fienning for attention. I wanna flip it around to her fienning my **** tho