Field Report: When suicide comes to mind too often during one only night!

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Yo everybody. Let me tell you about my wonderful night out 'sarging'.

I was in my college room all alone, chatting on the Internet. A beautiful lady I knew on this chat just finished telling me something similar to this:

"You should quit trying to convince me to meet you, I want to take the lead of this situation, and it will take time for me to decide what to do."

Bullshyt, if you ask me. At this point of the evening i said to myself: ''What the fvck, Sam, you should get out of this building, it's saturday night. You cannot stay inside here, it's too sad, isn't it?''

So I got out, and decided to go sarging a bit.

I enter this nice pub, that's called Murphy.

Spot a nice lady directly after the door, which was sitting at the bar. I remember her face as I saw her buying something at the local market this same morning, and laughed with her at her clumsy attempts at speaking italian. I said:

''Hi honey, do you remember me? We met this morning!''

She gave me a really cold stare and told me: ''Excuse me?''

I said: ''We met at the market, you were buying (insert useless crap inside here), weren't you?''

She said: ''Yeah, I remember. By the way, I'm here just to have a drink, please don't try picking me up."

I said... no wait, I said nothing. My face was kinda emotionless, but it was hard to bear.

By the way, I'll be damned if I lost my temper, and my will!

I saw a nice group of chicks. There where five of them, so I grabbed my balls and started a little conversation with them. It soon came to my mind they did not give a fvck about me. They were obviously trying to have a good time together, and they quite succeeded, because they did not even answer all of my questions, acted bored and exacerbated all the time, basically never giving me the time of day. Obviously enough, I moved along.

I dediced to approach a group of girls that sat at a table with two guys.

I asked: ''May I seat here and speak with you?''

They uttered something, so I assumed it would be safe to seat with them.

Almost istantly one of the guys gave me the coldest stare known to man and said something like: ''We thought you were asking if you could take the seat away with you.''

I said: ''I'll just take the seat, thank you. What's your name? My name is Sam...''

He said: ''I've never seen such a thing, a person we do not know gets between us and takes a seat.''

I answered: ''My friend, it's a bar - it happens all the time.''

He was with a friend and three chicks; one of them was actually his girlfriend. I talked for a bit with them, but I saw my wit and my conversation was pretty pointless with them. I was funny as always, but they were just waiting for me to go away. So I did it and left them alone.

I moved along, taking another drink. I spotted a nice girl near me, so I introduced myself and asked for her name. She gave me a pitiful stare and uttered her name. I said: ''Sweetie, you should be more loud, it's noisy inside here.'' Angrily and with arrogance, she repeated her name, looking at me with mockery. She also said ''Hey, Lucy (her friend), this loser is bugging me, give me a hand getting rid of him.'' I said to myself: ''Oh my god, this sorry bytch may be experiencing some kind of heavy PMS, but what the fvck, I don't give a shyt. I tried to seat with her and Lucy at their table, kindly asking their permission. There was also a stereotyped post-adolescent jock with a naziskin haircut and trimmed eyebrows, which prompty said something like: ''Get the fvck out of here.'' I answered something like: ''I don't think I've got it. Are you drunk?'' - he answered again: ''I'll kick your ass if you don't move along, I'm not joking.'' He even started something like a countdown. I said something like: ''That's the kind of people you go out with, lady? That's so tame.'' and backturned.

By the way, I went to the upper floor and spotted a friend. He was sitting with another guy and two other chicks. I said: ''Hello there, (friend's name), how are you.'' - he answered: ''Oh, you see, this is a particular situation, I almost think you should leave.'' I normally would have spitted on his face, but I was kinda proved by the wonderful streak of exciting failures I got, so I decided to do him a favour and not only got far from that table, but abandoned the whole pub.

Being not too late, I decided to visit another place, called Huntsman Pub... I met a group of swiss guys and girls and befriended a pair of guys. When I tried to speak with the ladies, they were quite cold - one even told me: ''Please, leave me alone, I'm really tired...''

At a certain point a nice blonde started giving me a strange look, like the one puppies have when dinner time comes; at a point she even winked at me. This was a big confidence boost, I almost forgot all the preceding little tragedies. By the way, soon I realized she did this little trick to everyone she saw. Someone swiftly informed me she's kind of a crack wh0re. I said to myself: ''Fvck that, Sam. Don't tell me you didn't expect it.''

The only creature who actually allowed me to have a decent conversation was a fat, ugly girl from Sweden. She was so sweet and kind, but I could not help thinking that she was so nice to me because of her obvious desperation.

Quite exhausted, I decided to play a match of pool and leave.

On my way back home, I saw a nice lady who walked all alone. Without knowing why, I said: ''A little cold, isn't it, gorgeous?'' She did not even turn her face to look at who was speaking at her...

Needless to say, tonight was quite a weltkrieg for my confidence. I'm not feeling suicidal right now just because I don't give a fvck about social life anymore. I'm gonna become absorbed in finishing becoming an aerospace engineer. As they always say, love comes when you least expect it. It's bullshyt, but I'll pretend to believe in it until I do something useful with my life.

Oh, now that I think of it, I collectioned well more than 10 rejections, all in the course of a night stand. I could join the Bootcamp! Wow! I can't wait! :rolleyes:

...make me know your opinion about this. At least in time for me to actually care about tonight anymore. Thank you, friends. See ya soon.
 

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dont know if this is just a joke or if its real ,but im gonna treat it like its real.....

well where to begin my friend......
oki im not gonna sugarcoat anything , im gonna say it as i think it is based on what you wrote ......dont get pissed at me ,i dont mean to flame you or anything like that.....

You did like 50 things wrong today and only 3 - 4 things right.....

first of all nettdating is just lame imo, and trying to get girls to meet you over the internet is lame..... stop the hole internet dating **** and save it after youve atleast had a couple of rlt with girls face to face , cuz its easier to pick up chicks using msn and texts and stuff , where u get time to think about what to wright , while in real life she aint gonna wait a minute for your response....
the reason i say this is cuz u may become a dj on the net but when u get ur date with her, face to face your gonna come out as a different person then the one on the net and prolly be a turn off for her.....


about the chick u saw at the pub , well u just prolly come off as a desperate guy looking for love , thats a huge NO - NO , girls get soo turned off by that.... thats why she said straight out im not looking to be picked up , and thats why those girls prolly didnt want you around them....

and what the hell is up with u going and sitting down with those guys , might be a bold move but its also a stupid move , its like you are looking to get beaten up , just think about it , would u like that some random dude just comes up and sits down between you and a girl your trying to pick up or are dating.... hell no youd be quite pissed at the guy... think a little before you act.....

and whats up with the , honey sweetie **** , they arent your kids, or someone you know , dont go and call them honey and sweetie right off... save that **** for later when u do get to know each other.....

and about your friend , is he really your friend or just someone you know ? cuz if he is your friend then he shouldnt have blown u off , but if he is just a guy u know , then i would understand that he would have wanted both chicks for himself and wanted you to leave them alone and not become a ****block.....

and the sweet ugly nice swede girl , well it must have been like looking in the mirror for you , cuz the way u felt about her is prolly the way those girls felt about you.... people dont like desperation..... it might not be something u think u show but i believe it is.....

and seriuosly that comment to the girl walking alone at night , thats a real no no she prolly thought u was gonna rape her or sumthing ... to much of that **** happenin now a days so i totally undertsand her for not looking back at you ... you cant say **** like that at night it scares girls now a days....

but one thing i noticed was that u kept going , u tried to get it to work ... thats something atleast.... that means u want it....

Dont look for love man , love is sumthing really hard to find , puppy love attraction happens all the time,this is something people get mixed up n all the time,buty thats for another thread another time , you should just be looking for fun .... the girl of your dreams aint just gonna drop onto your lap somehow , u have to look for her and have a fun time looking thats what life is all about having fun...

ten rejections in one night isent that uncommon you think that guys here havent gotten rejected by girls when they go out, of course they get rejected , but they also get a hit or two per ten rejections and sometimes a homerun....
but yes your rejections were kinda cold , but im sorry to say you had them coming , you just played it all wrong.... The dating scene is like a game , a wonderful game when u know how its played.... for now ur inexperianced and dont worry about that we all started from somewhere....

all i can say to improve you and your chances is read the dj bible and some posts in the dj archive twice.... really try to understand it , dont just read it , UNDERSTAND it .... and youl get to know what u did wrong and what to do next time.....
 

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Hey man don't sweat it.. you're way ahead of most of us on here that can't even approach. As far as I'm concerned you got the hardest part conquered. All you gotta do now is learn your stuff and keep with the approaches and I'm sure you'll start having success. Good work.
 

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Cannot really understand what makes me so desperate. I did not start my approaches by saying: ''please I just want to be loved, I'm all alone, I'm gonna die if you don't show a bit of interest!'', but by sating ''Hello''. Take note that I live in Italy, starting a conversation with ''Hello, sweetie!'' is as normal as to breathe. :p

It's not about improving, my friend. It's just a number game. We all get the illusion we've improved when random chances put us with a girl that likes us for what we REALLY are. Girls are no stupid, my dear friend, we may lie and display an attitude which is not ours, but there are other behaviours we cannot fake. There is no escape from what we really are, my friend. That's why when somebody among us gets lucky and then gets dumped we see posts like ''I'm going to be an AFC again'' or when someone just found a girl he thinks he's a super-suave womanizing machine and comes out with magnificent posts as ''What you should know about women, read here!''

I still remember a normal, random guy which got all hyped about dating and fvcking a HB9 using So-suave routines. She dumped him in no time. And he wrote something along this line: ''So-suave got me dumped...''

I don't have the utter esteem in people, my friend. Yes, I may seem desperate, or what you call an average frustrated chump, but there are far too many ignorant, shallow and stupid girls out there. Probably I've met many of them yesterday night.

And thank you for not sugar coating anything. I don't like hypocrisy. I understand that you do not either.

Oh, by the way, I should also be positive about one thing. I can teach you a lesson by my failures.

LESSON A:

Never approach big clusters of girls. They're quite surely on some kind of ''girl out night''. Plus, more girls mean that the chance of getting to clash with Pre-Menstrual Syndrome increases from 10% to 50%... that's a bit too much! :D

LESSON B:

Never, ever, sit at a table with girls and boys standing together. You're most surely ruining their game, and that's unfair! If you want to meet people in groups, just avoid it. It's not the case.

LESSON C:

Try your way with alone girls only. Don't show your desperation though, but try to fool them into not believing the obvious (you want to fvck them) by speaking about the weather or your cat, which has different coloured eyes and drools when excited.

LESSON D:

Always listen to other people's comments. If my tentatives went right and I posted a completely different field report, Morphiex answer would have been completely different, with me behaving in the exact same way. As Friedrich Nietzsche said once: ''Failure creates a kind of empty, hard feeling in everyone. We do not like failures, and cannot understand how everything is just based upon episodes. A single erorr in a long chain of events can spoil the whole of it. And we cannot really understand it''

LESSON E:

Do not approach anyone. It will only show your desperation, your clingyness and your stupid desire to be loved. Be a man! Don't approach anyone. Just let your youth fade away, you'll be fine, as you'll be dead in circa 60-70 years. Oh, yeah, do not wank also, you'll be more arrogant and all, and chicks love it.

...

Stupid, shallow, ridicolous world we live in... :eek:
 

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Oh my God...

I wish I was making this up, but sadly I'm not a troll! :mad:

It's all true. I know that maybe your successful life of 19-years-old boy makes impossible for you to believe in my misfortunes, but it's all true.

And please, avoid being sarcastic. It just does not suit you, together with your pathetic condescence. You're no guru, my friend.

Anyway, I'm waiting for decent answers, and ideas. If I should improve, make me know how, instead of just typing random words and then hitting 'submit'

I know you can do it, Shezzler! :rolleyes:
 

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Try once more. That was not even an answer! ^_^

Oh by the way, are you getting offended? I've nothing against you, mainly because in my personal universe you're only made of ten letters and one underscore. We're all friends here!

:p
 

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well u might think of it as just a number game , but i dont do it so i can get as many lays as possible , i do it so i can get the girls i want.... if i wanted to go for the lays i would have had sex 10 x more with different women then i am doing now , but im kinda picky about girls i sleep with , real picky .......

and dont give me that crap about wanting to stay who i am about you not wanting to change , well people change all the time , every day every event they go threw every incident they experiance it changes them in one way or another.... im not saying that u should become exactly like it says in the bible , that is something so many users here get wrong.... ur supposed to read it and understand it , then apply it to your life in your ways..... it doesnt work 95 % times for guys to just do exactly as it says in the bible , you have to understand it all and then apply it to your life the way you do things.....
Who we really are changes as the times go by ....

if u want to become successful with women and visa vi more happier then read the dj bible , u might think i just say read the bible just cuz i dont have anything helpfull to say to you , well its because 90 % of what u need to learn about girls and dating is in that bible , the reason these people on this site created the bible was so that new people could have answers to so many repetetive questions they keep on posting here....
u want to improve your life , then read the bible , read it twice then understand it ......
sorry i know the bible is a loong read but theres no quick fix here , u have to earn it if u want it.....
 

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How silly of you... now please just ignore this post and give a chance to more mature people to answer. Thank you in advance.

Post scriptum: what are 'lol' and 'backturn' supposed to mean? I thought this was a board, not a kindergarten... ^_^

Oh yeah, sarge on! :cool:
 

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Just a question dude. How do you look? Are you over- or underweight? Do you dress well, how does your hair look?

Your post sounded like something out of my life a couple of years ago. The thing that kept me down was not looking good. I get the same feeling when reading your post.
 

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Originally posted by Duamutef
Take a look at me, then! ^_^

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=E8ORHUA&key=STK

Give me a 1, follow the trend! ;)

I don't give a **** about my looks. If she does, she's shallow and I don't wanna nothing to do with her. It's this simple.
Okey.. then you shouldn't give a **** about women's looks either. It's that simple.
 

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Just some advice, im not even close to the point of being comfortable cold aproaching, or doing the whole pickup thing, afterall thats why im here.

But I do know, from common logic, that if you treat women as well as you do people in this board, you wont get anywhere. As women arent better than you, you arent better than anyone either. I assume you are an intelligent person, dont let that think you are better than anyone. Think ala Jon Stewart or Conan Obrein, both extremly intelligent people, yet they hide their intelligence behind sarcasm and comedy. You know they are intelligent, yet they dont offend anyone letting it be known.
 

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Yes... but I'm not a sasquatch my friend. I can have at least a little ambition of having a nice girlfriend. I had two very nice girlfriends in the past... like HB7.5 and HB8... so why should I get afraid? ^_^
 

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Prio: I did not offend anyone. If I did I humbly beg your padron, it was not my intention. By the way, know that I'm not in the greatest mood I can be today, so please do not judge me by my odiernal conduct. Thank you. I hope to be able to entertain yourself as soon as I'll be able to be calm and quiet. ^_^

All my friends say that I'm very funny and entertaining, so don't worry.

Come to think of it, they also say i'm a cynincal dumbass that speaks too loud and too fast! :D
 

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ifu dont give a **** about your looks then why u posting ur picture at hotornot , you do care about your looks , but u rather just say it because they dont like my looks thats why they dont like me ,you prolly think my personality is just great its just that everyone else are shallow.....

come one man , everyone cares about how they look , until they meet the one then they start giving **** about how they look cuz they already snagged the one they want..then they sometimes loose them...

btw male looks arent that important to girls , yeah itd be alot easier if u are good looking but its not impossible if u are below average.... everyone has the means to atleast become good looking , i can turn anyone into a good looking person , ive seen many girls like hb4 - 5 and such wich if i could just say do this and that were this and that and shell prolly become a hb 8 , but they prolly get offended and so i leave it alone.....

if u think ur looks are holding u back , then change em ...... if u think ur looks arent a problem then keep it like it is and change your attitude , going around and expecting to get shot down , is just a negative attitude wich gives you only negative results, you gotta change your attitude against women aswell.... yeah i know there are alot of bitc\hes out there , but that doesnt mean that there arent any decent chicks left.... if u wanna play the bitc\hes , brake down theyre bi\tch shields before u try to hit on em ,,, just read the bible itl tell you all about bitc\hes and b-shields and how to handle them.....

And dont go around bitc\hing about posts made by longtime members like the shezzler... he has earned the right to say sh\it to anyone here on this forum.....

but seriusly about your attitude , its not gonna help you in any way , going around expecting to be shot down , considering all people to be shallow and dumb , well its not an healthy attitude against the world....

and read the bible..................

peace
 

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Yo Morphiex. You like the word 'prolly' a lot, don't you?

I read your post twice, trying to find something useful, but failed.

You people keep stating obvious things that I knew long before getting on this board.

My father did not need to read the DJ Bible to be able to shag my mother. My grandfather too, I believe. And so on. We're not going anywhere by changing our behaviour into a fake agenda of second-hand gestures. We should be ourselver. Fvck it, I want to be loved for the person I am, I won't change nothing of what I am to blarney anyone.

And about The Shezzler, do you really think I give a shyt about his Internet curriculum? Excuse me all to hell, but this is just a board. Let's keep things real. Now I understand why his conduct is so haughty, pompous and condescendent, you made him this way. It's not his fault, then.

Last word about Hototnot... I placed my photo on it just for fun, my brother said I would not go over 4... hey, he was d4mn right! ^_^ I had 4.3 for a week, but now I am about 3.3

As I said countless times before, my dignity and my self-esteem have nothing to do with my looks, people.

I'm starving for a decent answer! :)
 

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You're too pushy. Pushy is annoying. People don't like pushy.

And don't make your first words to a woman include any sappy terms of endearment. I cringed when I read that. You were so obvious that you were trolling for a piece of ass. You're SO lucky one of those guys didn't kick your ass. It's RUDE to just intrude in a group the way you did...TWICE.

Your social graces kinda suck.

Pushiness = desperation
 

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
You're too pushy. Pushy is annoying. People don't like pushy.

And don't make your first words to a woman include any sappy terms of endearment. I cringed when I read that. You were so obvious that you were trolling for a piece of ass. You're SO lucky one of those guys didn't kick your ass. It's RUDE to just intrude in a group the way you did...TWICE.

Your social graces kinda suck.

Pushiness = desperation
I should assume I cannot intrude in a group then? My friend, there are very few girls that go alone in such places. I should stay alone too? Or maybe you're suggesting that I should check her interest level with eye-contact before even thinking about starting an approach?

Do not just deplore what I've did, try to propose a solution too.

For example, how do you approach groups? ^_^

Thank you in advance for your support!
 

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Originally posted by Duamutef
Take a look at me, then! ^_^

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=E8ORHUA&key=STK

Give me a 1, follow the trend! ;)

I don't give a **** about my looks. If she does, she's shallow and I don't wanna nothing to do with her. It's this simple.
You should grow a goatee and maybe spike up your hair or something. You want to stand out from the rest of the pack. Your look is ordinary. You said you were using those sappy terms of endearment and that everyone does that there. Don't be like everyone else. Those girls you went up to likely have had 20 guys before you do the same tired old routine with them. If you don't set yourself apart from the rest you are just one of a string of others.
 

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
You should grow a goatee and maybe spike up your hair or something. You want to stand out from the rest of the pack. Your look is ordinary. You said you were using those sappy terms of endearment and that everyone does that there. Don't be like everyone else. Those girls you went up to likely have had 20 guys before you do the same tired old routine with them. If you don't set yourself apart from the rest you are just one of a string of others.
Oh, the goatee is already in place, friend. That's a recent photo, but not so new! ^_^

I haven't got too much hair to spike them up, but I'll invent something.

You're absolutely right about my platitudinous and threadbare routine... but I just want to introduce myself to someone, my friend. If she's interested, I trust that just an 'hello!' would be more than enough... I'm really witty but do not want to start a conversation saying funny bullshyt... ^_^

By the way, I'll try to stay out of the pack. I should give a chance to eye contact before trying to speak with someone. If she looks at me with a look or pity or as she's speaking ''why is this ugly imbecile looking at me?'' she's obviously not interested! ^_^

I should practice more, that's all. Sometimes courage alone isn't enough.

Thank you, by the way. I like your talking.
 
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