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So I went out to the clubs with my boy Robyn923b last night. We had some awesome and funny experiences. I should be out at the club with my friends right now, but in the past week (including New Years) I have been to five clubs, three bars, and one house party. And then two days ago I got sick...I went out with Robyn anyways last night because I knew it would be an awesome time if he was there.
We started off at an outdoor mall with an abundance of girls. When I got out of the car I told Robyn to ask this hipster girl walking by for change for the meter. I didn't need change, I just wanted Robyn to hold her there for a second while I got out of the car. Then I went up and said, "I don't actually need change, you just seemed interesting so I had to stop you." She laughed and then she said she had to get to the bank. I let her go on her way.
Then we went to eat at Chipotle. We were gonna do some cold approaching but we ended up just catching up on things and talking. My confidence has been getting better and I was cracking jokes with Robyn. We had some girls looking at us as we talked. I think they could sense our confidence. After that, we went to the beach and walked around.
Originally, we had planned on going to this one club with my other friends. But when we found out it was $40 my friends bailed. We had to go put money in Robyn's account to buy the tickets, so we went to Sears. But then found out the money takes 24 hours to get in the bank. Then when we went online to buy the tickets they had stopped selling them. So we looked on google for some better clubs (I'm not exactly from the area). We found this club crawl and decided to give it a shot. It takes you to 4 clubs throughout the night and it a very high rating on yelp. (I sound like a total noob talking about how we had to google clubs haha). I wanted to wear my shirt that says, "Designated Wingman" on it, but then I figured they probably wouldn't let me in with it. I put on one of my silk smooth t-shirts instead. I can't stand shirts with buttons for some reason.
We got to the first club, which was more like a bar, and went straight to the restroom. We had to piss. When we got in there I told Robyn, "Holy **** man, we are so underdressed compared to these guys!" Every guy was dressed pretty darn well. It almost shook my confidence...almost. When I went back out there was some fat girl wearing a tiara. I said, "Is it your birthday? Happy birthday!" And then gave her a hug. She laughed and said, "Thanks!" And her two friends laughed as well. She had a tall blonde friend that was hot. I went out for a smoke and Robyn came out too even though he doesn't smoke. When I went back in the tall blonde said, "Hey!" I went over and said, "What's up? You missed me?" She said, "You should buy us shots because it's her birthday!" I laughed in her face. "I don't buy girls drinks. If you buy me one, then I'll get the next one." They acted all butthurt and it was pretty funny.
So I bounced out of that set and then saw two girls standing by themselves. They were both 8s- one blonde and one with black hair. Both had banging bodies; like solid asses and muscular legs. I said, "So these girls over there just asked me to buy them drinks...what do you think of that?" They wrinkled their noses and shook their heads, "No. No way, you shouldn't buy them drinks." I heard an accent so I asked them where they were from. They were from Australia, and they were here with three other friends. I started making jokes about Australia and told them that my friend had just moved there and he lives in Russell Crowe's neighborhood (which he does). Then Robyn came over and got talking with them too. He pulled out a deck of cards and started showing them magic tricks. I thought it was funny, and I told Robyn that he looks like Mystery doing this stuff in a club. Guys would probably know what he was up to, and I would never do it. But, it worked! The girls loved it and we made friends with them. We were probably the first guys to approach them that night, so we were in.
We went to the next club and got dancing with the Australian girls. Their other friends had joined them and they were also 8s (minus one who was chubby). 8, 8, 8, 8. I was happy. We were all dancing and the girls were hugging us. At the beginning of songs we would get in a circle with our arms around each other and start jumping up and down. You could see guys standing around with their drinks to their chests looking at us. They were jealous that we were the center of attention. The chubby girl walked by me and said, "My friend wants your friend." So I told Robyn and he said, "I know, I'm working on it." Robyn started grinding with her, and then stroking her hair and kissing her neck. We owned the second club. Girls were moving next to us and dancing next to us; watching us as we danced with the Australian girls. It was social proof in action. And it was UNBELIEVABLE how many guys were standing on the dance floor with their drinks to their chests not even moving. Robyn and I didn't drink the whole night and did everything sober (minus nicotine for me).
After we left that club the girls realized that their chubby friend (who got too drunk) had wandered off. So a couple of them went back looking for her. At the third club they came back but they hadn't found her. The blonde was the most worried and was not having a good time at this point. Robyn lost his target. One of her friends, a brunette, who had been eyeballing me at the last club came up and stood right in front of me. Like a foot away. She started dancing and put her hand on my lower back and stared into my eyes. When I tried to grind with her she wouldn't let me. She was very touchy but I guess she didn't like grinding. Robyn and I went outside and they had free tacos so we got some. Then we left.
The bouncer told us where the next club was..."Right down the street." So we walked. And walked. And walked. We realized that we had most likely passed it. So Robyn whipped out his iPhone and found where it was. We should have done that in the first place. lol. So we walk back and get to the last club, where some girl is screaming at the bouncer for kicking her out. We get in and the place is PACKED! We walked around looking for girls, but most of them were already taken by this time of night. Within five minutes I see an asian 7 staring at me, but she walks by. Then she reappeared a minute later and started dancing in front of me. I grabbed her and started grinding with her. She turns around and gets talking with me while we're dancing. She asks, "So what are you majoring in?" I tell her. "English? Quote me some Shakespeare!" I told her I don't like Shakespeare, I like non-fiction. I ask her where she's from, and she says Korea. So I said, "Are you happy Kim Jong Il is dead?" She cracks up and says, "That's a very fitting conversation for a club." I laugh and said, Let's keep dancing. Ready? Hana, dhul, seht, go!" (One, two, three in Korean) She was impressed.
So we danced for the DJ's whole set and she was good at it. I got half-****ed after a few minutes and she felt it. She started rubbing her butt against it harder, and I rubbed it against her butt to make sure she felt it. Then I took Robyn's advice and kissed her neck and bit her ear. She reached back and grabbed my head and put it next to her's. Then I ran my fingers on her bare leg and she grabbed my hands and put them on her tits. I felt her up. Needless to say, I had a good time. Would have kissed her, but her breath smelled kinda weird (asian food maybe?)
The DJ then said, "It's two o'clock! Let's tear the roof off this place!" I then realized we had to get my car. The lot closed at two! So I tell the girl I got to go and ask for her number. She says she has a boyfriend. So she kisses me on the cheek, and I kiss her on the cheek, then we got the hell out of there. Robyn and I ran down the street. As we were running I saw money on the ground. "Hey look Robyn! Money!" Robyn stops and picks it up right in front of some girls. It was $9. Score! We get to the lot and luckily they are still open, but there are only two other cars left in there.
After that we had to go move Robyn's car from his friend's house. Yes, at 2:30 in the morning. When we get there the battery wasn't working so we put it in neutral and push it out into the street and park it next to the curb. After that I took Robyn back home.
It was a great night. I need to get yucky more often. I credit Robyn for pushing me to dance with girls. Usually when I'm with my friends at clubs I just talk to girls and hang out with my group of friends. But the funny thing is I always end up grinding on at least one girl. Even If I'm dancing alone, they eventually come and start dancing with me. So yeah, I gotta do this more often.
We started off at an outdoor mall with an abundance of girls. When I got out of the car I told Robyn to ask this hipster girl walking by for change for the meter. I didn't need change, I just wanted Robyn to hold her there for a second while I got out of the car. Then I went up and said, "I don't actually need change, you just seemed interesting so I had to stop you." She laughed and then she said she had to get to the bank. I let her go on her way.
Then we went to eat at Chipotle. We were gonna do some cold approaching but we ended up just catching up on things and talking. My confidence has been getting better and I was cracking jokes with Robyn. We had some girls looking at us as we talked. I think they could sense our confidence. After that, we went to the beach and walked around.
Originally, we had planned on going to this one club with my other friends. But when we found out it was $40 my friends bailed. We had to go put money in Robyn's account to buy the tickets, so we went to Sears. But then found out the money takes 24 hours to get in the bank. Then when we went online to buy the tickets they had stopped selling them. So we looked on google for some better clubs (I'm not exactly from the area). We found this club crawl and decided to give it a shot. It takes you to 4 clubs throughout the night and it a very high rating on yelp. (I sound like a total noob talking about how we had to google clubs haha). I wanted to wear my shirt that says, "Designated Wingman" on it, but then I figured they probably wouldn't let me in with it. I put on one of my silk smooth t-shirts instead. I can't stand shirts with buttons for some reason.
We got to the first club, which was more like a bar, and went straight to the restroom. We had to piss. When we got in there I told Robyn, "Holy **** man, we are so underdressed compared to these guys!" Every guy was dressed pretty darn well. It almost shook my confidence...almost. When I went back out there was some fat girl wearing a tiara. I said, "Is it your birthday? Happy birthday!" And then gave her a hug. She laughed and said, "Thanks!" And her two friends laughed as well. She had a tall blonde friend that was hot. I went out for a smoke and Robyn came out too even though he doesn't smoke. When I went back in the tall blonde said, "Hey!" I went over and said, "What's up? You missed me?" She said, "You should buy us shots because it's her birthday!" I laughed in her face. "I don't buy girls drinks. If you buy me one, then I'll get the next one." They acted all butthurt and it was pretty funny.
So I bounced out of that set and then saw two girls standing by themselves. They were both 8s- one blonde and one with black hair. Both had banging bodies; like solid asses and muscular legs. I said, "So these girls over there just asked me to buy them drinks...what do you think of that?" They wrinkled their noses and shook their heads, "No. No way, you shouldn't buy them drinks." I heard an accent so I asked them where they were from. They were from Australia, and they were here with three other friends. I started making jokes about Australia and told them that my friend had just moved there and he lives in Russell Crowe's neighborhood (which he does). Then Robyn came over and got talking with them too. He pulled out a deck of cards and started showing them magic tricks. I thought it was funny, and I told Robyn that he looks like Mystery doing this stuff in a club. Guys would probably know what he was up to, and I would never do it. But, it worked! The girls loved it and we made friends with them. We were probably the first guys to approach them that night, so we were in.
We went to the next club and got dancing with the Australian girls. Their other friends had joined them and they were also 8s (minus one who was chubby). 8, 8, 8, 8. I was happy. We were all dancing and the girls were hugging us. At the beginning of songs we would get in a circle with our arms around each other and start jumping up and down. You could see guys standing around with their drinks to their chests looking at us. They were jealous that we were the center of attention. The chubby girl walked by me and said, "My friend wants your friend." So I told Robyn and he said, "I know, I'm working on it." Robyn started grinding with her, and then stroking her hair and kissing her neck. We owned the second club. Girls were moving next to us and dancing next to us; watching us as we danced with the Australian girls. It was social proof in action. And it was UNBELIEVABLE how many guys were standing on the dance floor with their drinks to their chests not even moving. Robyn and I didn't drink the whole night and did everything sober (minus nicotine for me).
After we left that club the girls realized that their chubby friend (who got too drunk) had wandered off. So a couple of them went back looking for her. At the third club they came back but they hadn't found her. The blonde was the most worried and was not having a good time at this point. Robyn lost his target. One of her friends, a brunette, who had been eyeballing me at the last club came up and stood right in front of me. Like a foot away. She started dancing and put her hand on my lower back and stared into my eyes. When I tried to grind with her she wouldn't let me. She was very touchy but I guess she didn't like grinding. Robyn and I went outside and they had free tacos so we got some. Then we left.
The bouncer told us where the next club was..."Right down the street." So we walked. And walked. And walked. We realized that we had most likely passed it. So Robyn whipped out his iPhone and found where it was. We should have done that in the first place. lol. So we walk back and get to the last club, where some girl is screaming at the bouncer for kicking her out. We get in and the place is PACKED! We walked around looking for girls, but most of them were already taken by this time of night. Within five minutes I see an asian 7 staring at me, but she walks by. Then she reappeared a minute later and started dancing in front of me. I grabbed her and started grinding with her. She turns around and gets talking with me while we're dancing. She asks, "So what are you majoring in?" I tell her. "English? Quote me some Shakespeare!" I told her I don't like Shakespeare, I like non-fiction. I ask her where she's from, and she says Korea. So I said, "Are you happy Kim Jong Il is dead?" She cracks up and says, "That's a very fitting conversation for a club." I laugh and said, Let's keep dancing. Ready? Hana, dhul, seht, go!" (One, two, three in Korean) She was impressed.
So we danced for the DJ's whole set and she was good at it. I got half-****ed after a few minutes and she felt it. She started rubbing her butt against it harder, and I rubbed it against her butt to make sure she felt it. Then I took Robyn's advice and kissed her neck and bit her ear. She reached back and grabbed my head and put it next to her's. Then I ran my fingers on her bare leg and she grabbed my hands and put them on her tits. I felt her up. Needless to say, I had a good time. Would have kissed her, but her breath smelled kinda weird (asian food maybe?)
The DJ then said, "It's two o'clock! Let's tear the roof off this place!" I then realized we had to get my car. The lot closed at two! So I tell the girl I got to go and ask for her number. She says she has a boyfriend. So she kisses me on the cheek, and I kiss her on the cheek, then we got the hell out of there. Robyn and I ran down the street. As we were running I saw money on the ground. "Hey look Robyn! Money!" Robyn stops and picks it up right in front of some girls. It was $9. Score! We get to the lot and luckily they are still open, but there are only two other cars left in there.
After that we had to go move Robyn's car from his friend's house. Yes, at 2:30 in the morning. When we get there the battery wasn't working so we put it in neutral and push it out into the street and park it next to the curb. After that I took Robyn back home.
It was a great night. I need to get yucky more often. I credit Robyn for pushing me to dance with girls. Usually when I'm with my friends at clubs I just talk to girls and hang out with my group of friends. But the funny thing is I always end up grinding on at least one girl. Even If I'm dancing alone, they eventually come and start dancing with me. So yeah, I gotta do this more often.