Heizen
Senior Don Juan
I don't see enough good field reports in this section. So here is one that definitely goes in my top sarging experiences.
The night started with a pretty chill schedule. My bro gets off work, pick him up, he gets some herb for himself (I don't smoke weed), and we go to a party loaded with booze and drugs for a few hours. The trouble started when he tried to find a dealer that had some herb.
Long story short we go 45 minutes out of the way, and the 411 operator we called to get directions from was a dumbass. "Yeah, keep driving" I kept driving for 20 minutes not seeing the right exit he told me to look for. The next time I called him, he said this "Oh, yea, thats the ***** way to get around. And you missed the exit."
Fuck it, we drove back to Vienna and chilling in a McD's eating til another bro got back to me on parties for the night. We sped off to meet him at a hooka bar not to far from where I live.
Arrive there, meet half his gang and we chill. My bro couldn't get a hooka because he is under 18, but we sit for a little bit and notice 2 8.5's walking in. They sit behind us and start talking. I listened in, and when I turned around to introduce myself one of them was trying to get a hooka but didn't have enough money, and looked upset. My opening line was something along the lines of "Hey there, short some money?"
"Yea, short by 5 bucks"
"Alright, how about we split a hooka then?"
It sounds stupid but it went off smoothly.
And that started the real fun of the night. My bro and I skipped the party in favor of seeing what would happen with these girls.
While we were leaving the girl I was getting some good eye contact with stood about 3 inches from me. Grab their numbers, and they follow us to another bar with better atmosphere, and paired up from there. My bro with one girl sitting next to him, and the other girl with me. I took the girl up to dance and she was all over for me without a need to say or do anything. When I came back with her to the table, my friend was sharing a looooooong shotgun with his girl, and we got into a competition to see who could get the longest shotgun going, until the manager yelled at us. In retrospect, mouth to mouth shotguns are a great source of kino (Duh)
Less than 15 minutes from that point I had my girl in my car, getting a b|owjob from her.
I looked at my clock on my phone, and realized that in less than a hour and a half, I went from approach to getting full on play. Something I definitely couldn't have done a year ago
The funniest line was when my bro got back in my car:
"Dude, that was awesome, what did you get?"
"Haha, I got a b|owjob"
"Yeeeeea buddy so did I!"
Definitely one of the best nights for the summer I had, and I have another booty call for when I get back from college
The night started with a pretty chill schedule. My bro gets off work, pick him up, he gets some herb for himself (I don't smoke weed), and we go to a party loaded with booze and drugs for a few hours. The trouble started when he tried to find a dealer that had some herb.
Long story short we go 45 minutes out of the way, and the 411 operator we called to get directions from was a dumbass. "Yeah, keep driving" I kept driving for 20 minutes not seeing the right exit he told me to look for. The next time I called him, he said this "Oh, yea, thats the ***** way to get around. And you missed the exit."
Fuck it, we drove back to Vienna and chilling in a McD's eating til another bro got back to me on parties for the night. We sped off to meet him at a hooka bar not to far from where I live.
Arrive there, meet half his gang and we chill. My bro couldn't get a hooka because he is under 18, but we sit for a little bit and notice 2 8.5's walking in. They sit behind us and start talking. I listened in, and when I turned around to introduce myself one of them was trying to get a hooka but didn't have enough money, and looked upset. My opening line was something along the lines of "Hey there, short some money?"
"Yea, short by 5 bucks"
"Alright, how about we split a hooka then?"
It sounds stupid but it went off smoothly.
And that started the real fun of the night. My bro and I skipped the party in favor of seeing what would happen with these girls.
While we were leaving the girl I was getting some good eye contact with stood about 3 inches from me. Grab their numbers, and they follow us to another bar with better atmosphere, and paired up from there. My bro with one girl sitting next to him, and the other girl with me. I took the girl up to dance and she was all over for me without a need to say or do anything. When I came back with her to the table, my friend was sharing a looooooong shotgun with his girl, and we got into a competition to see who could get the longest shotgun going, until the manager yelled at us. In retrospect, mouth to mouth shotguns are a great source of kino (Duh)
Less than 15 minutes from that point I had my girl in my car, getting a b|owjob from her.
I looked at my clock on my phone, and realized that in less than a hour and a half, I went from approach to getting full on play. Something I definitely couldn't have done a year ago
The funniest line was when my bro got back in my car:"Dude, that was awesome, what did you get?"
"Haha, I got a b|owjob"
"Yeeeeea buddy so did I!"
Definitely one of the best nights for the summer I had, and I have another booty call for when I get back from college
