DrBeard
Banned
Yo! Its goin cool for the doctor I got my shiat down and the birds r hangin off my cok!
I was hangin out by the shops with my bros and this hot biatch parks her car and goes into a shop. My AFC mates are like "wow, she is hot but I cant talk to her shes too hot". I say "Yo, watch the doctor show you how its done" and I go and sit on the front of her car with a can of beer.
She comes back and is like "what you doing on my car?" and I do some c+F on her and say she looks too dumb to drive. She says she aint dumb so I say "yo must be drunk then so you aint driving this car!"
She starts smiling and give me eye contact so I kino her and say "let me drive you somewhere quiet". She gives me her keys and I drive and she keeps trying to feel my balls while I'm driving and I tell her to hold back cos shes gonna get some when we stop. I get to this park and this bloke says its closed and we cant go in, so I ram through the gate and the bloke runs off screaming.
Me and this girl start making out and have sex! She said I am the best she ever had and I say "yeah I know but I aint got started yet" and but the cops pull up and say they need to talk to me cos I'm trespasing and caused damage tot he gate. I tell them I'm busy and they must wait and I start bumming this bird right in front of them.
It took 4 of them to pull me off and put me in handcuffs and they take me to jail. I got out this morning and they let me off with a fine.
For those who think I'm making this up or will say the bird is a fatty or something I took a picture to prove it! Check it out...
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2716/drbeardbird3af.jpg
I was hangin out by the shops with my bros and this hot biatch parks her car and goes into a shop. My AFC mates are like "wow, she is hot but I cant talk to her shes too hot". I say "Yo, watch the doctor show you how its done" and I go and sit on the front of her car with a can of beer.
She comes back and is like "what you doing on my car?" and I do some c+F on her and say she looks too dumb to drive. She says she aint dumb so I say "yo must be drunk then so you aint driving this car!"
She starts smiling and give me eye contact so I kino her and say "let me drive you somewhere quiet". She gives me her keys and I drive and she keeps trying to feel my balls while I'm driving and I tell her to hold back cos shes gonna get some when we stop. I get to this park and this bloke says its closed and we cant go in, so I ram through the gate and the bloke runs off screaming.
Me and this girl start making out and have sex! She said I am the best she ever had and I say "yeah I know but I aint got started yet" and but the cops pull up and say they need to talk to me cos I'm trespasing and caused damage tot he gate. I tell them I'm busy and they must wait and I start bumming this bird right in front of them.
It took 4 of them to pull me off and put me in handcuffs and they take me to jail. I got out this morning and they let me off with a fine.
For those who think I'm making this up or will say the bird is a fatty or something I took a picture to prove it! Check it out...
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/2716/drbeardbird3af.jpg
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