What's up everyone? The strangest thing happened to me yesterday night, it was the craziest night of my life – an adventure I’ll remember for a long time. I just HAVE to share my story with you, sorry if I don’t share all the techniques and insights right away because I’m still somewhat in a shock…
You see...I met the cutest Iraqi girl: slightly colored likea perfect suntan, dark eyes, long hair that had the most beautiful curls, and her curves…she was HOT. I decided to bring my A-game to the table by playfully teasing her, being challenging, being mega sexual..and during one conversation, she mentioned how she never got any real present on her birthday.
To us that’s INSANE, but she was from the Middle Eastern lands, “Arabia”, Iraq…and without her being a muslim, her parents forbid her to go outside after 7 o’clock in the evening (while she’s 21), she was not allowed to call anyone, and they would KILL her if she had a boyfriend – sounds like the perfect forbidden fruit huh?
But I’ve always been the rebel: never cared about authority whatsoever and while most people stop being as naughty as a child when they grow up – I never did…and boldly told her that THIS year, she would get a present, a living one.
She resisted saying how dangerous it was, I told her I knew and cheezy as it was I said “but all is fair in love and war”..and I don’t care I want to see you anyways, so there I was on IM getting all kinds of kisses from her because she thought it to be so romantic.
Why?
Because if a woman is into you, she will often throw “**** tests” at you: test to see if you REALLY mean what you said, if you REALLY like her, and if you’re REALLY the guy that she’s seeing in front of her – it’s testing whether you’re a real man or a fraude and it’s in a woman’s biology: she risks becoming practically immobilized for 9 months because of pregnancy, so she better be damn sure she picks the best man for the job who has the best genetics, who gives the best chance of survival.
So by making a bold move – I have proved “to her biology” that I am in fact not a fraud and will come to help her survive, not only that..I’ve proved to her emotional world that I REALLY like her with actions and not words, I’ve also catered to the fantasy of “the woman in need who’s rescued by the knight” and I’ve shown fearlessness, bravery – which is VERY attractive.
So we decided to meet yesterday at night when her parents would be asleep, she would unlock the door, come to my car and we would have forbidden fun…I was strangely calm about the dangers, as I later found out this was a MISTAKE. No bragging her my friend, because I wanted to sh*t my pants more than once…
Yesterday, 23.59 pm
I got in my car in my new Opel Astra convertible with some KILLER speakers + mp3 cd player in it...only checked which freeways I had to take ONCE, but to my surprise drove there without any trouble..
But the thing is...at this time of day, you'll have the CRAZIEST people driving around -including me. I was listening to some good old hiphop, as in REALLY old from the 80s and 90s just for fun...I was bouncing around, screaming out the lyrics in my car because the freeway was practically EMPTY and already laughed my ass off doing that because the bass was cranked up SO much that my windows vibrated along..lol! Ocassionally, there would be another car driving by and as soon as they looked in my car: what the f...is HE doing?
I know, reckless of me…but how you can expect yourself to ever feel alive when you NEVER take ANY risk? Be on the side of spontaneity my friend.
0.59 am
Arrival at destination...misses imprisoned by parents was supposed to sneak outside in her pyjamas, get to the dock (where I was parked) and come to my car. She texted me that her father would always stay up late to get some business things handled as he has his own jewelry thing going on. But I’m the type of guy who always comes prepared and has a plan B – I took drinks, food, CDs and a mini DVD player with me so I couldn’t be bothered by her text at all.
2.13 am
Got a text a little bit earlier, saying that she suspected it would be impossible for her to go outside...because her brother was doing nightshifts and would lock the door whenever he would get home (always after 4 o' clock she said). When locked, it would make one HELL of a noise...so she asked if I'd mind going INSIDE her house…
Inside as in, go to her room with her while her parents were asleep in the room next to it, her other brother in the room across and her little sister in the room diagonally to the left of her. At 2.13 am she confirmed: cant go out, so come in...and realizing that I would either took an hour long drive for nothing, or would risk my very life but have a very exciting night because the lights had to stay out or they would wake people – I came in…and it turned out to be the most dangerous date of my LIFE!
You see, she opened the door reaaally quietly, I had to take of my shoes to avoid making a WHOLE lot of noise going up the stairs. My palms were starting to get a little sweaty, my heart started pounding faster and faster, if only I could reach that room...than I'll be out of harms way I thought...
Halfway the stairs...crkkk! one stair made one HECK of a sound similar to old wooden doors in those old horror movies...I felt busted, turned red, FREEZED...until I noticed no one came to check what was going on. And than I got upstairs, and nearly fell FROM the stairs because of the SHOCK...
The shock of seeing this: not only was her room next to her parents room, not only was their house REALLY noisy and you could hear everything everywhere...but the door I needed to get past -the door of her parents room- was OPEN while they lay there snoaring their *ss off! I instantly felt like the coolest ninja superassassin from those console games EVER...because they didnt notice me…but I had an ENTIRE field of potatoes in my throat out of nervousness though...
2.20 am
In her room, I kissed her, we started touching each other everywhere...bumped my head against her VERY noisy lamp decoration made out of CRISPY cardboard, really annoying...yet still not busted. So we continued...why was it so “easy” to kiss her? Think about it: the daimsel in distress and the knight, the forbidden fruit, and the risk of getting caught..all psychological triggers, fantasies, that will easily turn anyone on one by one..and I made use of ALL these 3.
You see...I met the cutest Iraqi girl: slightly colored likea perfect suntan, dark eyes, long hair that had the most beautiful curls, and her curves…she was HOT. I decided to bring my A-game to the table by playfully teasing her, being challenging, being mega sexual..and during one conversation, she mentioned how she never got any real present on her birthday.
To us that’s INSANE, but she was from the Middle Eastern lands, “Arabia”, Iraq…and without her being a muslim, her parents forbid her to go outside after 7 o’clock in the evening (while she’s 21), she was not allowed to call anyone, and they would KILL her if she had a boyfriend – sounds like the perfect forbidden fruit huh?
But I’ve always been the rebel: never cared about authority whatsoever and while most people stop being as naughty as a child when they grow up – I never did…and boldly told her that THIS year, she would get a present, a living one.
She resisted saying how dangerous it was, I told her I knew and cheezy as it was I said “but all is fair in love and war”..and I don’t care I want to see you anyways, so there I was on IM getting all kinds of kisses from her because she thought it to be so romantic.
Why?
Because if a woman is into you, she will often throw “**** tests” at you: test to see if you REALLY mean what you said, if you REALLY like her, and if you’re REALLY the guy that she’s seeing in front of her – it’s testing whether you’re a real man or a fraude and it’s in a woman’s biology: she risks becoming practically immobilized for 9 months because of pregnancy, so she better be damn sure she picks the best man for the job who has the best genetics, who gives the best chance of survival.
So by making a bold move – I have proved “to her biology” that I am in fact not a fraud and will come to help her survive, not only that..I’ve proved to her emotional world that I REALLY like her with actions and not words, I’ve also catered to the fantasy of “the woman in need who’s rescued by the knight” and I’ve shown fearlessness, bravery – which is VERY attractive.
So we decided to meet yesterday at night when her parents would be asleep, she would unlock the door, come to my car and we would have forbidden fun…I was strangely calm about the dangers, as I later found out this was a MISTAKE. No bragging her my friend, because I wanted to sh*t my pants more than once…
Yesterday, 23.59 pm
I got in my car in my new Opel Astra convertible with some KILLER speakers + mp3 cd player in it...only checked which freeways I had to take ONCE, but to my surprise drove there without any trouble..
But the thing is...at this time of day, you'll have the CRAZIEST people driving around -including me. I was listening to some good old hiphop, as in REALLY old from the 80s and 90s just for fun...I was bouncing around, screaming out the lyrics in my car because the freeway was practically EMPTY and already laughed my ass off doing that because the bass was cranked up SO much that my windows vibrated along..lol! Ocassionally, there would be another car driving by and as soon as they looked in my car: what the f...is HE doing?
I know, reckless of me…but how you can expect yourself to ever feel alive when you NEVER take ANY risk? Be on the side of spontaneity my friend.
0.59 am
Arrival at destination...misses imprisoned by parents was supposed to sneak outside in her pyjamas, get to the dock (where I was parked) and come to my car. She texted me that her father would always stay up late to get some business things handled as he has his own jewelry thing going on. But I’m the type of guy who always comes prepared and has a plan B – I took drinks, food, CDs and a mini DVD player with me so I couldn’t be bothered by her text at all.
2.13 am
Got a text a little bit earlier, saying that she suspected it would be impossible for her to go outside...because her brother was doing nightshifts and would lock the door whenever he would get home (always after 4 o' clock she said). When locked, it would make one HELL of a noise...so she asked if I'd mind going INSIDE her house…
Inside as in, go to her room with her while her parents were asleep in the room next to it, her other brother in the room across and her little sister in the room diagonally to the left of her. At 2.13 am she confirmed: cant go out, so come in...and realizing that I would either took an hour long drive for nothing, or would risk my very life but have a very exciting night because the lights had to stay out or they would wake people – I came in…and it turned out to be the most dangerous date of my LIFE!
You see, she opened the door reaaally quietly, I had to take of my shoes to avoid making a WHOLE lot of noise going up the stairs. My palms were starting to get a little sweaty, my heart started pounding faster and faster, if only I could reach that room...than I'll be out of harms way I thought...
Halfway the stairs...crkkk! one stair made one HECK of a sound similar to old wooden doors in those old horror movies...I felt busted, turned red, FREEZED...until I noticed no one came to check what was going on. And than I got upstairs, and nearly fell FROM the stairs because of the SHOCK...
The shock of seeing this: not only was her room next to her parents room, not only was their house REALLY noisy and you could hear everything everywhere...but the door I needed to get past -the door of her parents room- was OPEN while they lay there snoaring their *ss off! I instantly felt like the coolest ninja superassassin from those console games EVER...because they didnt notice me…but I had an ENTIRE field of potatoes in my throat out of nervousness though...
2.20 am
In her room, I kissed her, we started touching each other everywhere...bumped my head against her VERY noisy lamp decoration made out of CRISPY cardboard, really annoying...yet still not busted. So we continued...why was it so “easy” to kiss her? Think about it: the daimsel in distress and the knight, the forbidden fruit, and the risk of getting caught..all psychological triggers, fantasies, that will easily turn anyone on one by one..and I made use of ALL these 3.
