FIELD RAPPORT - Picked up a crazy HB9 porn freak - unbelievable

TheGambino

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 25, 2013
Messages
2,704
Reaction score
927
Location
Somewhere
What an amazing night... You guys are going to love this.

So my mate cancelled plans on me when I drove to his crib because of financial issues, I was all dressed up, parfume on, went to the gym and the barber earlier and tommorow is my only day off work this week.

I decided to text a old plate I made out with (I shouldn't text because she has a ltr), but I wanted to have a good time. We had a fun text chit chat but she told me she was going to bed but she was definetley up for drinks in a couple of days. She kept texting me. I keep her around when I'm bored because shes hot, fun and I enjoy my time with her. But I'm friendzoned now and I dont care, my goal was always sex but it didn't work out so I keep her around to have drinks and she can hook me up with her friends. On top of that I get invited to cool parties, so that's good.

I work out again for 2 months with strict diet so I'm going back to the great shape I had last year and it gives me an AMAZING confidence boost. I love going out again.

I decided to go a bar by myself since I didn't feel like calling all my friends and it was late already.

I went to this salsa bar downtown, sit at the bar and ordered a drink. This girl draw my attention immediatley. She is 15 centimeters taller then me, especially with the high heels on, a nice and sexy tattoo sleeve on her arms. Blonde, great white teeth, big blue eyes and in great shape. Nice full legs, and cute tits. About 30 years old (I'm 25). She was in the middle of the dancefloor dancing on salsa like a godess with a dude and 3 of her friends around her. You would think this impossible to close, solo, smaller then her and she is having a good time with her friends.

But I couldn't get my eyes of her and tried to make eye contact, even though I was out to have a good time my main goal was sex this evening. There weren't much better looking girls in the bar then her and she danced amazing. My luck is that she ordered drinks at the bar next to my seat and I turned to her and said ''What a shame that you outclass your dancing partner, I would love to take up on you'' ''She turns to me, smiles and says well if you think your that good come dance with me then but don't embarrass yourself'' I smiled and said ''I don't think you can handle me though''.

She laughed and said ''cmon then''. From that moment I realized I dealed with a confident, CRAZY chick that loves adventures, experiences and can't handle guys that challenge her. Luckily I'm quite a dancer. Problem was I didn't know if she was teasing, flirting, or being serious about dancing with me. And I was kinda embarrassed that she was taller then me with the high heels and extremeley hot ofcourse. I thought about this forum and why I sat there, grabbed my balls together and followed her. She looks behind, at that moment I grabbed her hand and started to dance with her on salsa. We had a great dance even though she was more experienced then me I could lead her true the dance and like I said I got the salsa, reaggaeton, dancehall feeling in me and we danced for about 10 minutes until my head sweated.

After that I told her in her ears that she was sexy and I wanted to know on what way she would surprise me more. She laughed and I went back to my seat and ordered another drink.

From that moment I ignored her and chilled in the bar, chatting up a funny dude I know. She was having a great time, making out with the other hot girls she was with :O and dancing like it was her last night.

1 Hour later:

She comes to the bar again and I approach her. ''So I challenged you for more adventure'' She replies ''What do you mean?'' I said ''You know what'' She laughs and says WHAT!? SAY IT?! (very direct, girls don't do this often, I think I never experienced a direct girl like her, but I would understand later)

We have a flirty, but nice, calm convo after that and then she says this LMAO!

I'm not that easy... I told her ''Me neither but tell me what's on your mind?''

She says ''A lot of good stuff but if you pay my bill for the drinks (WTF!?) we could go on an adventure''

DJ in me says, run, refuse, flirt, ignore, everything but DO NOT accept to pay the bill.

What do I do? ''Hmm sounds interesting, you know what I'll pay it but I expect a great adventure in return''. She says ''Done''. I paid the bill. € 68 -, I thought f*ck it, I worked, I wanted to f*ck her, I would be so proud if I could lay her. And I thought when I was in the toilet, she's a blonde hb9 with a great outgoing, confident character (for as far as I talked to her and saw her dance and kiss girls and all that) I'll take the AFC bait for this time and see what happens. I paid and said ''Done'' ''Grab your coat, let's go''.

She say's ''hahaha be right back, what's your name again?'' She goes to her friends and talks to them for about 10 minutes. I was really thinking, I should go and tell the forum how stupid I was and learn from this bullsh*t but she comes back with her coat, bagg and I walk her out. She walks with me to the car and we talk about sex immediatley.

Summary of her speaking:
I love sex
I love sex
I'm addicted to sex
I worked in a office, that's nothing for me, even closing a ballpoint at work gets me turned on.
I masturbate at work a lot those days.
If a guy that's attractive smiles to me I COULD get wet instantly.
I love sex
I just love sex
I love women
When I go out clubbing, I love to pull the hottest women around me.
I love more sex
Women are harder to seduce, that's what I like.
Some **** about her life but the convo goes back to sex pretty fast.
I could wind 20.000 guys around my finger in 5 seconds but I love women because it's a challenge. I could have every guy but I can pull the hottest girls everywhere, I like that more. I made good girls sluts, I raped the hottest models 1 on 1. (omfg, I f8cking love that)
I love hardcore porn.

This girl really has a sex issue and she knows its a problem. She says, to be honest most guys would say it's awesome to hae a gf that is addicted to sex but it's really not. I could have sex at least 6 times a day and when I came I want to have sex again, in the morning, afternoon, evening night, in the car, outside of the car. I hope I go to hell, all fun people are there to have more sex.

Some sh*t about parties.

Great, great, great discussion with the absoluteley hot, hb9 SLUT. Because I LOVE sex too and we were clicking perfectley like she was a male friend, because I NEVER have convo's like this so early on and even after I f8cked a girl for a long time they do not talk so much about sex like this broad.

In the car:
More sex talking, and when I stopped to buy cigarettes I said ''come here'' and bend over and made out. She kisses like a f*cking godess, biting lips, using her tongue, biting the tongue, french kissing, hard kissing, kino and then she stops. ''Omg I'm getting wet''.

I told her (yes im f*cking serious) I have family at the crib right now. She says, my kids (5 and 6 years old) are sleeping at my house, f*ck it drive somewhere dark, we have sex in the car I love that.

So I go driving and we find a nice, calm spot. We make out and she undresses herself quickly. She says. ''Obviousley I'm hot, but I like you, your cute, otherwise I would never talk to you'' ''When Im out I don't talk to guys mostly, I hang with the group Im with, Im very loyal when Im going out to stick with my friends'' ''Im there to dance and have parties'' ''Sex is no issue for me, I twist my finger and all hot, shredded, trained guys come around me''

Me as a DJ know very good that she talks **** and my guess is, is that she does this all of the time and she is a definition of a slut.

What I did was this. I didn't plan on laying her, ltr her, I just wanted to have a good SEX, PORN time and discuss, sex and lust with her so I tell her everything. (What you never should do with a plate you just met).

I tell her about my succes stories, how I love flirting, smiling, talking, having sex, hardcore sex too, finding borders in sex.

She undresses and I have a condom on me. She kisses me again passionatley, we didn't kiss but eat eachothers lips and tongue. Both f*cking crazy in sex and lust, we clicked majorly.

She didnt blow me. She spits on my d*ck, deepthroats HARDCORE with RETCHES, untill she coughs and spits more and deepthroats like never happened to me for long. She just loves to blow. Most girls I dated, didn't like blowing so much, so I was in heaven as you guys will know.

She undresses and gets on top of me in the car. We have great sex, kissing, f*cking HARD, I wind my hands around her neck, push HARD, and f*ck her brains out. Hard, slow. I finger her and she enjoys it. I ask her ''are you enjoying it baby''. ''Yes baby you are great, you know how to f*ck a woman, amazing, such a nice d*ck too, you f*ck me so good, I love it, I already came. Grabs my fingers to her p*ssy and says you feel how wet I am?'' Her p*ssy was a waterfall. Then she says something very, very interesting guys. (OMG I love life and SEX and WOMEN, and I hope all of you guys meet a girl like this)

MADE PART 2, THREAD'S TO LONG, READ IT
 

TheGambino

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 25, 2013
Messages
2,704
Reaction score
927
Location
Somewhere
PART 2 CONTINUED IN REPLY BELOW BECAUSE POST WAS TO LONG

''Baby, bend your fingers, put two fingers in my vagina, go deep, yes, yes right there stop now. Now push above untill you feel the bone in my p*ssy on top and bend your fingers around that bone. Then shake''. Well I love to sex too and love to make her come. I fingered a lot of plates, girls and hookers in the past, so I know what i'm doing but I can't remember I did it this way. Luckily I watch a lot of porn so I've seen the guys on film that make a girl squirt that way. I did exactley the same, as she told me and what I know from movies. I'm luckily again, very subtle with my hands and listen to her voice and screams to know when I hit the good spot. I can hear it when she enjoys it more and when I should keep doing what I'm doing. I shake, shake, shake. My fingers and arms are souring but I hear her voice and her legs are shaking so I keep going, sweat drops off my forehead on her sweaty cute, body and tits. And I keep going and she gets so wet, so wet, she screams in the middle of the road then I feel her squirt. Not Like the porn movies, all squirt around the car. But she comes hard, all wet, her legs wet, her p*ssy wet and she screams I came so hard. '' You are so good with your fingers, I think I never met a guy that can finger me and make me *** so hard an fast like you, I love it'' (She came)

Then I f*ck her, I go on top of her, she loves it, subtle bumps, left to right, then penetrating normal again, slowly, slowly then hard, hard, hard. I tell her we should do a porn movie, we are meant to have sex, and I suck her tits, bit her nipples subtle that she moans and groans. I can do that so subtle that I know she enjoys the little pain and pleasure but not to rude and hard that she doesn;t like it. I ask her every time, do you like it? Communication is key in sex. She tells me what she likes and I do that. It's the same as helping a customer, they tell you what they need you show them that and you sell.

MADE PART 2 IN THREAD, THIS ONES TO LONG, READ FOR MORE PART 2
While sucking her tits and pushing her face to me to kiss every time I f*ck her HARDCORE, bump bump bump bump bump bump, HARDDDDD, SWEATING like a f*cking IDIOT, INSANE MANIAC. I think I lost more calories then 1 hour of intervall cardio training with Usain Bolt.

Anyway she asks for doggy, I do that for a bit, slowly and hard grab her shoulders from behind, my stomach on her back, push her legs out, and tell her to blow me. She blows for the first 10 seconds then deepthroats for 5 minutes. She just loves d*ck, she really is f*cking out of controll and addicted to hardcore sex.

Then I push her off me to change positions and we see that f*cking horses are watching us silently. Four of them next to us, like 6 meters, just watching silently and we laugh SO hard about it.

Then I put off the condom and throw it out of the window. ''She says NOOOO, that's sadd, they might eat it, I don't want that to happen to the horses'' and then I realize shes a human being and not some type of sex addicted weirdo I luckily found or dreamt about.

Well enough of this, I really lost myself in my post as you can see, but I wanted to give you guys all the details to have your thoughts about it or for you to learn from. I think it's funny to share a post about my number 2 sex session I ever had, maybe, maybe even number 1. But I think we will be out of controll in a bed instead of a small car.

She asks me to have sex out of the car agains the car, doggy. I decline, because that went to far for me, if someone in the night passes I would feel embarrassed even more out of the car so I refused and she was a little sad about it (LOL).

Anyway we talk for a bit how she loves to seduce women and have orgies with only the hottest girl, how she had a orgie with 2 guys and a woman of 73 (F*CKING GRANDMOM DUDE LIKE WTF?) and how she squirted on a bible. Her ex bf grabbed a bible during sex and put it under p*ssy and she came over it and she laughs hard about it. She asks me if I'm religious and says I'm NOT, I'm not a child of god lmao. I do everything god forbidden, and you know all fun people are going to end up in hell so I'll be comfortable there anyway ( I was shocked but reacted cool, aloof and laughed).

She has a illuminati triangle tattoed on her sleeve (small detail).

Anyway more deepthroating and I tell her. (I can not come for hours, we already had sex for 1 hour in the car but I told her I can do this 5 hours without coming, and baby you know I do it for you so I enjoy you. I love to please my partner more then myself sometimes) She says that so sweeet and kisses me passionatley.

Well I jerk off she licks my neck, ears, makes out and I come. She cleans me and we head off because she really has to go back to her babysitter that was calling her every time. I drop her at her car and we talk even more about salsa, she showes me videos of her dancing salsa in a salsa club, and we have a great vibe and she shows me private videos of her having orgies, s*cking big d*cks and having lesbian sex with really HOT girls. She braggs some more about how everyone wants to have sex with her and how she turns down SO many guys every day even though they are in great shape and really work to seduce her but she loves to turn down guys and make them work for her.

to be continued, thread is to long read part 2

She tells me about 20 times how good in f*cking, s*cking her tits and making her come. She came 3 times penetrating and with me masturbating her. She was wet.

I ask her:

''Am I in your top list of guys f*cking you the best?"

She says ''Well a lot of guys f*ck me good, but guys are different in style, you make me *** in a way another guy can't but another guy has a different style and makes me come on another way that's great too so I wouldnt say best guy but your in the top of my list''.

Most guys CAN'T make me *** once at all, but some can and i enjoy having sex with them as I enjoy it with you so in another words (''youre not so special'' but I loved it)

Anyway I don't know if I'm freaking lucky? Cost me 68 euros for drinks for having PROBABLy the best sex session in my life since I love sex and I know im very good at it.

We smoke a cigarette but then she sayds I HAVE TO GO NOW.

She tells me shes seeing a guy on regular basis as a ''plate'', starting to date.

Very interesting.
You can call me whenever you want as long as the night is on you. You pay for the hotel and drinks and I can come over to your house too. me: "So Ill add you on whatsapp''. her: ''Nahh I won't react, I don't whatsapp with everyone but you can call me, Ill pick up''.

Red flagg but f*ck it who gives a f*ck, I got what I wanted..

Blonde, crazy, freaking hardcore, extreme slut that loves anal, I refused. (safe sex reasons)

I ask her out on a dinner date. She says you can always call me, if im away for work i wont be availble ofcourse. But hey you shouldnt have problems to pull women you can easily seduce any one I bet (great confidence boost, thanks lady)

Very interesting for me and you guys: Her: ''I can pull every women, I raped models, and 9/10 girls I really want to f*ck I make it happen'' Me: tell me how. Her: Dominance, dominate them, girls love to be dominated and taken controll off, especially in bed, make use out of it,

Well, I never posted something like this but offcourse I had to share it.

FOLLOW UP:

Call her in a bout a week or two and invite her over for more hot steamy sex.
 
Last edited:

marmel75

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 4, 2012
Messages
7,231
Reaction score
5,636
I ask her out on a dinner date. She says you can always call me, if im away for work i wont be availble ofcourse. But hey you shouldnt have problems to pull women you can easily seduce any one I bet (great confidence boost, thanks lady)
Nice job with everything but this is completely out of left field and totally incongruent with the way you were behaving otherwise...why would you ask her out on a dinner date?? Paying 68 EU for her tab wasn't enough so you want to pay more? And on top of that she tells you she basically fvcks anything that moves?

Dude...this isn't a chick worthy of taking out to dinner, only one that is worthy of using as a cvm dumpster by her own admission...

Other than that, nice job
 

El Payaso

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 16, 2014
Messages
3,637
Reaction score
2,638
She's given you a taste and she now has you hooked. You're now her puppet to use as she pleases.
 

LiveYourDream

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 17, 2014
Messages
1,683
Reaction score
1,739
Location
From the Heart and Soul, of a Woman
With this woman...
If you want a round 2, wait, wait a bit more, then 'tempt her'. Let her feel hungry for what you offer (more wild nights, well matched hardcore fvcking, and more cvmming, with a man who is completely unfazed by her, and by her more extreme offerings). You absolutely must have her feel your indifference that she gave you such a wild night. If you do, she'll be back. A woman like her both loves and can't stand that a man could be indifferent, after such a night of wild fvcking with her. That alone will challenge her to come back and yes.. get even more wild, in order to break your indifference.

If you come back chasing and/or eager and/or pedestalizing her or sex with her, in anyway, in the slightest, her potential interest will plummet. You will no longer feed her ego, significantly enough, to make you seem any different then all the men that constantly chase her. You will mean nothing special to her then, so neither will your interaction.

A man that knows both, how to tempt her and is indifferent (as you played in round one) is the one that sparks a challenge in her. He is the man that excites her. His tempting, unlike every other man's, actually becomes harder and harder for her to resist.
 
Last edited:

Julian

Banned
Joined
Jul 30, 2003
Messages
4,784
Reaction score
1,232
Yo is this a field report or a fkin sex story


how can u remember every exchange/detail/word spoken in sequential order? lol. IDK man your posts just come off as fantary jerk off material LOL no disrespect.

its like "and then i entered 1 finger into her tight vagina followed by 3 more as she moaned and squirted on my chest". lol like damn dawg...detailed with the info
 

_sideways_

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 31, 2013
Messages
1,894
Reaction score
213

That....
Or...what or who do u look like?
Maybe she's hb11 but she has a baby sitter at home.
So there's a baby daddy...-1 point
Unless she had a cesarean scar, she delivered vaginally,-1 point
Total slvt, doesn't down play it, offered anal sex first round with you. , -2 points

Wtf...this is not a porn set....
She has no decorum is what I'm trying to say.
Also, you saw a made up version of herself. You haven't seen her on her bad days or her natural self after a shower.
That's when I make up my mind about how HB she is...make up is make up

No offense...I would have done what you did, but its just a girl who has good genes.
Her saying she has ripped guys always chasing her and her rejecting them...umm..what else does she have in her world.

Also, don't call her. You'll see her again at the club or bar. Then sex again. Nothing more
 

hockeyfreak79

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 15, 2013
Messages
1,045
Reaction score
342
Yo is this a field report or a fkin sex story


how can u remember every exchange/detail/word spoken in sequential order? lol. IDK man your posts just come off as fantary jerk off material LOL no disrespect.

its like "and then i entered 1 finger into her tight vagina followed by 3 more as she moaned and squirted on my chest". lol like damn dawg...detailed with the info
It's Penthouse Forums


Way to go Gambino.....
 

LiveYourDream

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 17, 2014
Messages
1,683
Reaction score
1,739
Location
From the Heart and Soul, of a Woman
So there's a baby daddy...-1 point
Unless she had a cesarean scar, she delivered vaginally,-1 point
Total slvt, doesn't down play it, offered anal sex first round with you. , -2 points

Wtf...this is not a porn set....
She has no decorum is what I'm trying to say.
Also, you saw a made up version of herself. You haven't seen her on her bad days or her natural self after a shower.
Several of the replies in this thread really surprised me. I expected more DJ's high five-ing a fellow DJ who held persistent to his goal to have sex and eventually smashed it. It seems the success of another challenges some people here.

I personally thought her "lack of decorum" was a great asset, in this instance. It is what made this woman "extra fun," for the OP, the other night.

I think the OP set a goal and totally rocked it. High five from me.
 
Last edited:

El Payaso

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 16, 2014
Messages
3,637
Reaction score
2,638
Several of the replies in this thread really surprised me. I expected more DJ's high five-ing a fellow DJ who held persistent to his goal to have sex and eventually smashed it. It seems the success of another challenges some people here.

I personally thought her "lack of decorum" was a great asset, in this instance. It is what made this woman "extra fun," for the OP, the other night.

I think the OP set a goal and totally rocked it. High five from me.
Because it sounds like the start of a "my evil ex-bpd girlfriend" story. It's important he keeps his emotions in check or this woman will chew him up and spit him out. It's easy to get the pu$$y. Just don't fall in love.
 

_sideways_

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 31, 2013
Messages
1,894
Reaction score
213
Several of the replies in this thread really surprised me. I expected more DJ's high five-ing a fellow DJ who held persistent to his goal to have sex and eventually smashed it. It seems the success of another challenges some people here.


I personally thought her "lack of decorum" was a great asset, in this instance. It is what made this woman "extra fun," for the OP, the other night.

I think the OP set a goal and totally rocked it. High five from me.

You think of yourself as quality girl right?
Under what circumstances would you have anal sex with a complete stranger in his car?

A complete nobody with possible aids?
How can I high five my brother or sister for that matter?
You are hypocrisy right now.
Unless you would jump a stranger at a club, you can't have a voice here.
If otherwise you fall so easily for guys, I offer you my phone number
 

Asmodeus

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 1, 2016
Messages
687
Reaction score
581
Age
36
Location
Norfolk
Because it sounds like the start of a "my evil ex-bpd girlfriend" story. It's important he keeps his emotions in check or this woman will chew him up and spit him out. It's easy to get the pu$$y. Just don't fall in love.
But here is the thing... Crazy girls = crazy sex.
The most ridiculous sexual experiences I have had have been with girls who were unhinged. I make it a point to go out for crazy. In fact I am a bit insane myself so put two unhinged people together and the sex is such that it makes porn look tame in comparison.

He sounds like he is keeping his emotions in check from the story too. I am going to do an internet high-five on him because many men I see cannot handle a wild girl like that. It should be the aspiration of a man to develop the composure to handle a girl like this, a girl who is a whirlwind of chaos and passion.
 

TheGambino

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 25, 2013
Messages
2,704
Reaction score
927
Location
Somewhere
Because it sounds like the start of a "my evil ex-bpd girlfriend" story. It's important he keeps his emotions in check or this woman will chew him up and spit him out. It's easy to get the pu$$y. Just don't fall in love.
Don't worry, been there done that. I can't fall back in oneitis for 3 years now, I'm so glad. This forum helped me true that and it won't work on me. I tought about her once today, shes out of my mind, and again thanks to the forum. Knowledge is key.

Next challenge: Another s*x rapport this weekend with another broad but thanks for your concerns lol.
 

Asmodeus

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 1, 2016
Messages
687
Reaction score
581
Age
36
Location
Norfolk
Don't worry, been there done that. I can't fall back in oneitis for 3 years now, I'm so glad. This forum helped me true that and it won't work on me. I tought about her once today, shes out of my mind, and again thanks to the forum. Knowledge is key.

Next challenge: Another s*x rapport this weekend with another broad but thanks for your concerns lol.
Curious... Just my observations... It seems like the great majority of the men here had some terrible experience in their past relating to women. This is especialy true of the men who appear to be the most successful with women. This seems to be a commonality in this site. I guess knowledge is the key then, because it must be such that often these negative experiences provide a bit of wisdom.

And good attitude there, ambitious and looking for another success. That is the spirit.
 

TheGambino

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 25, 2013
Messages
2,704
Reaction score
927
Location
Somewhere
Curious... Just my observations... It seems like the great majority of the men here had some terrible experience in their past relating to women. This is especialy true of the men who appear to be the most successful with women. This seems to be a commonality in this site. I guess knowledge is the key then, because it must be such that often these negative experiences provide a bit of wisdom.

And good attitude there, ambitious and looking for another success. That is the spirit.
I'll tell you summarized my process.

BIG oneitis, even fought a dude in drunk state over a girl I never even f*cked! (5 years ago) Had oneitis for about 2 years even though I saw, f*cked and dated other girls from time to time.

My join date on this forum: Asked out one of the hottest girls in my class (university). She works for L'oreal now. She gave me lots of IoI's and my friend texted for me on my phone and she took the bait.

We went out, but I didn't escalate, didn't kino, didn't take action or moves. We dated again (date two was awesome, more kino and all that) but her ex-bf showed up and hit her (Turkish guy). I was new on the forum in 2013 and the master DJ's those days told me what to do.

We had a worse, boring, lame, no fun, no escalation, third date. And on the fourth date (she became more distant, less texting) I finally got her out and I tried to kiss close in the end and she gave me the cheek.

This forum helped me to forget her and dropp her, gladly I did NOT embarass myself with trying to make up or give her more attention.

Worked out more and started to coald approach like a PUA. LOTS of downs, falls and ups. Got a lot of phone numbers in those years but 7/10 rejected me when I called or texted even though they always showed interest. I learned on this forum: MAJOR KEY ALERT: Get immune to rejection, it's the only way to fvck a lot.

At least I fvcked a LOT, and kiss closed a lot, and escalated, and danced every weekend with girls and on vacation.

I had a couple of real serious flings, butterfly feelings from their side but I learned to close my feelings towards them. No heart, no care, I beat oneitis and I even kind off missed it, I became cold hearted but still desperate for pvssy sometimes.

Now I really learned not to grow feelings for girls even though I sometimes have only 1 plate around me. Not spinning plates and still I don't grow feelings or forget a girl pretty fast because I f8cked so many different girls, plates, gf's and hookers.

So my story timeline.

ONEITIS

Smaller oneitis - google issues and I got on this forum

Process of learning

Process of working on yourself

Process of cold approaching and the ups and downs (girls showing mixed signals, how to deal with that, text and call games, a lot of fvcking flakes and ofcourse great s*x)

Well now we are here my friend Asmodeus !

So you are right, at least I came here with problems and got a lot of solutions back from it!
 

TheGambino

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 25, 2013
Messages
2,704
Reaction score
927
Location
Somewhere
Yo is this a field report or a fkin sex story


how can u remember every exchange/detail/word spoken in sequential order? lol. IDK man your posts just come off as fantary jerk off material LOL no disrespect.

its like "and then i entered 1 finger into her tight vagina followed by 3 more as she moaned and squirted on my chest". lol like damn dawg...detailed with the info
There is something else I didn't mention lol.

When I drove back home after this wild s*x adventure, police stopped me on the road for driving reckless, and to fast in their opinion.
Asked for my driving license told them it's home sory.

They tested if I drunk alcohol but I didn't.

Then they asked me why I drove so hard and reckless I made up a story that I just saw my gf for the last time because she is flying to Asia tommorow lmao so the cop said ''Oh that's why your car glasses are studded?'' ''I said yes lmao, im sory I just have to work tommorow morning and I didn't see her for so long we just saw eachother on a parking''

Me to the cops: ''you know enough now?'' Cops both smile to me and tell me they know enough and walk away without giving me a fine or anything LOL.

I just remember everything + I made the original post from yesterday right when I got home after the adventure.
 

ImTheDoubleGreatest!

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 14, 2014
Messages
5,775
Reaction score
2,974
Age
25
Location
Right behind you
You aint her top list cuz you didnt fvck her anally and because you didn't bang her against the car. I think you wasted some more fun potential there to be honest.....
 

Calum Tingham

Don Juan
Joined
Jun 30, 2016
Messages
26
Reaction score
2
Age
34
Location
In The Land Of Women
Bro,

That's an awesome story.

I'd love to see pics of the girl to see how hot she was!

Seems like you had a cool adventure with this chick. Nice on the quick "police get-out" work.

You should keep the sexual relationship up with this girl and **** her in dirtier locations!
 
Top