Lotus Effect
Master Don Juan
Hey guys!
I'm not much of a field reporter because, one, I generally don't ever recall the sh*t I tell girls, either 'cause I'm a little bit drunk, and 'cause I do say a lot of things in the heat of the moment, non-canned, making recolection tuff. Also, I'm not much of a fan of bragging to a bunch of dudes I don't know on how awesome my night was just for an Ego boost and some reputation points. Sounds a little bit fag doing so. And finally, because I'm lazy.
Anyway, due to recent facts that happened in my life, and how things are turning out to be really good after the sh*t year that I had, thanks to the Ex that crushed my heart and brought me here, I feel like this may also be some inspirational stuff if you commit to yourself to become a better man instead of fighting for the past!
Ok, onto the FR
Well, it is Christmas Eve. A time of happiness, joy, fat aunts and fake smiles! Luckly, or not, I'm broke right now, my parents as well, and since we are out of ca$h, we decided to do nothing but stay home, only us, and my sis. Good thing though, that my sis has a seriously hot friend that arrived from canada, to spend this Jolly time with her parents.
So this girl calls my sis, and invite her to her Xmas BBCue (It is Brazil) and the invitation extents to me. So we go there, and altogether with this girl, is her sis, which is I girl I've told the story quite a few times around here, that I had a serious case of one-itis throught my whole teen years. From 01 to 2009. THIS CHICK. To shorten things, I got over one-itis and hooked with her twice. But I haven't saw her since 2011. So we got a little drunk, and by the time we were leaving, she gave me her number and asked for mine, and I gave her a goodbye kiss right in the corner of her mouth, that was freaking hot. I could have pulled the KC, but her WHOLE familly was standing there, and I thought it was uncalled for.
But this FR is not about this girl. This episode just really boosted my confidence for the sh*t that I'm about to tell. So after that I went to my parents house, we had Xmas dinner, I called my friend afterwards, and we went out clubing in the Xmas night. A good day to club, at least in here, simply because any girl who is out there clubing IN THE F*CKING XMAS NIGHT, is basically a slut, aka, easy target.
We were deciding which venue we should go. So we ended up going to the cheapest, 'cause I'm jobless right now. So we got there, around 4am, and the odds were not to our favour, something around 80-20 and so my friend told me "Man, this joint is sucking balls on women..." and the minute he told me this and I've started feeling down he continued "So let's do the only thing that we can do since this sh*t is so bad! Let's hit on every single one of them!" Hooray!
So with that in mind, I went on hitting the few chicks available. The first warmup was really good, but I blew it by being too bold, or what some might say, plain stupid (I told the chick I wasn't into asian girls. Being asian herself, she quite did not like the commentary). Hit on the second, nothing!
And then I've hitted on the Third, and as they say, third time is the charm. Well, it was. Since I was done talking because I talked way too much with the asian, I went direct on this girl. She was a 6,0 but considering the odds, it was more than ok. A minute inset and I'm making out with her. And then I've noticed her friend. Solid 8. Sexy, slutty face, and aparently, Bi Sexual.
There was a dude hitting on her, poor chap, I don't even know if it could be considered beta. I guess he was one category bellow! So this HB8 got sick of it, and to make this dude go away, made out with my HB6. I then stoped her and told "Hey, what the f*ck is this sh*t, do you think you can go and steal my girl just like that woman. Get ahold of yourself" (it was in a playfull tone) She then laughed, and told that she was her best friend, to which I've replied "Well, since you are such good friends, you might as well don't mind sharing" and kissed her.
Fast forward a make out session, the girls told me, 'So. Let's go?'. Then it struck me... I'm going to f*ck these 2 girls tonight! Inside I was jumping like a little kid, something like this :cheer: , but on the outside I've played like this was the most normal sh*t ever! And then I said 'Yes'. And we left the club.
Inside the cab the girls asked me if I knew anywhere we could go, and I told them that there was a motel just down the road. They chuckled and said "Oh, so straightforward" to which I've replied "Well, I think we all know we are not going home to sleep, aren't we"
So we got there, and since I am broke, I could not afford to pay the whole bill. And when the check came it was even more expensive than it was wirtten on the price list. I asked him why, and he told me that that price was for 2 people.. The girls did not wanted to share the bill with me, telling me that they were offering the 'prize'. Yeah right, without my c0ck they could not do sh*t, and they knew it. Yet, they were not giving up on paying half of it. They treatened me on turn this whole thing down, and "I said Ok, have a nice one ladies" and walked away. And so they got shocked!
They ran after me, begging me to come back, that they would share the bill. And so we got in. And then, magic happened. There I was. A brokenhearted dude. Struggling with the pain with the cheaty Ex. With not one, but two girls. Crazy to have sex with me!
I only thanked god, because THAT was more than fair after the sh*tty year I had to went through.
It was my first 3some ever. But I played it like it was normal to me. And about the sex, I can tell you that there is nothing more beautifull than two girls sucking your c0ck with a big smile on their faces, kissing each other with the c0ck right in the middle of it...
I guess if there is a God of some kind, that is how it manifests itself! Just plain beautiful.
Also, on that note, f*cking a chick doggie style while she is eating the pvssy of the other one, is something noteworthy as well.
But as they say, someone always get sad on a threeway, and since HB6 was all over me, HB8 got a little jealous, and left the party earlier. But that was more than ok to me. I f*cked them for some good 2 hours, and the only thing I was wishing after that was that they vanish into space. Happilly, that is what happened. Those girls were walking red flags, and my only plan was to smash and dash. They had multiple tattos, one of them was the daughter of a single mother, the other told me she had unprotected sex some nights prior. And to top all that, HB6 had 11 cats. Yup, you've read that right, ELEVEN F*CKING CATS! 12 if you count the tattoo on her right arm.
But that was my Xmas gift. I had to walk home from the motel, since as I've told you, I'm broke, and that was some good 9km of walking. I guess that is 5 miles, my fellow american DJs. But I was so happy that I was walking like the 'Singing in the Rain' dude! hahaha! Good times! Sadly, I was out of battery, and could not get a single shot of the action
But that is not the end of it! The damage that my Ex dumping and cheating me was such a trainwreck to me, and I suffered so damn much (And still suffer a bit) that Santa had another gift on the bag for me!
Last night, after a house party, I met my sister and a friend of her in a club. It was a new year's eve white party, and at 2am they would have an Open Bar for an hour! So around 2am the bar area was going crazy, 'cause everyone wanted a piece of the cake. So when the clock hitted 2am, everyone went bananas. And there I was, right in front of the Bartender, grabing drinks and passing to my sister, her friend, my sis BF, the dude that was hooking up with my sister's friend and basically everyone I believed was right doing so.
And in that flavour, a nerdy HB7 showed up, followed by her hot HB8 friend. They were beging for me to give them a drink, and since I was, how can I say...'In the Zone', something like super mario Starpowered, I grabed HB7 kissed her and told her to wait her turn... Eventually I gave them their drinks and we wen't to the dancefloor. Me, my friends, and these 2 new girls.
So we were dancing and sh*t, and HB8 is all alone, looking super sexy. I told her "Hey, we got to find you someone to hook up with you, otherwise you are going to die old and alone in this corner". But since I was the most fun dude to be around, and I saw in her eyes that she was also into me as she answered "Nah, I don't want to hook with any boys, I'm just here to dance" I went for the kiss!
So again there I was, 24 hours later, with 2 girls in my arms. I haven't f*cked this 2, because more to the end of the night they begun getting jealous over my attention, and were kind of fighting each other to see who would get it. But I got the digits, and I'll more than likely f*ck'em both. Sadly, one at each time! hahaha!
But anyway, it was the most fun I've ever had while clubing in my life! They stood by my side through the WHOLE party. Needless to say that every other girl in the club were hitting on me like never before! Guys were hitting on them only to hear "Sorry, we are with him" hahaha! Walking in the party, with both in my arms, kissing one, kissing the other, kissing both. Massive Ego Boost! Every guy in the club was either hating me, or praising me. Even the bouncer as he walked by me, came back and shook my hand! hahaha!
My sister was kind enough to tape this one, so at least I have THE MAKEOUT VIDEO!
And that is my story guys! So to everyone out there. There is a 3way waiting for you just around the corner! You just have to take responsability for your own life, and stop crying for some cheaty slut who is not worthy a minute of your time!
And Non-Believers, Xmas hookups do exist. Big Time!
Peace!
I'm not much of a field reporter because, one, I generally don't ever recall the sh*t I tell girls, either 'cause I'm a little bit drunk, and 'cause I do say a lot of things in the heat of the moment, non-canned, making recolection tuff. Also, I'm not much of a fan of bragging to a bunch of dudes I don't know on how awesome my night was just for an Ego boost and some reputation points. Sounds a little bit fag doing so. And finally, because I'm lazy.
Anyway, due to recent facts that happened in my life, and how things are turning out to be really good after the sh*t year that I had, thanks to the Ex that crushed my heart and brought me here, I feel like this may also be some inspirational stuff if you commit to yourself to become a better man instead of fighting for the past!
Ok, onto the FR
Well, it is Christmas Eve. A time of happiness, joy, fat aunts and fake smiles! Luckly, or not, I'm broke right now, my parents as well, and since we are out of ca$h, we decided to do nothing but stay home, only us, and my sis. Good thing though, that my sis has a seriously hot friend that arrived from canada, to spend this Jolly time with her parents.
So this girl calls my sis, and invite her to her Xmas BBCue (It is Brazil) and the invitation extents to me. So we go there, and altogether with this girl, is her sis, which is I girl I've told the story quite a few times around here, that I had a serious case of one-itis throught my whole teen years. From 01 to 2009. THIS CHICK. To shorten things, I got over one-itis and hooked with her twice. But I haven't saw her since 2011. So we got a little drunk, and by the time we were leaving, she gave me her number and asked for mine, and I gave her a goodbye kiss right in the corner of her mouth, that was freaking hot. I could have pulled the KC, but her WHOLE familly was standing there, and I thought it was uncalled for.
But this FR is not about this girl. This episode just really boosted my confidence for the sh*t that I'm about to tell. So after that I went to my parents house, we had Xmas dinner, I called my friend afterwards, and we went out clubing in the Xmas night. A good day to club, at least in here, simply because any girl who is out there clubing IN THE F*CKING XMAS NIGHT, is basically a slut, aka, easy target.
We were deciding which venue we should go. So we ended up going to the cheapest, 'cause I'm jobless right now. So we got there, around 4am, and the odds were not to our favour, something around 80-20 and so my friend told me "Man, this joint is sucking balls on women..." and the minute he told me this and I've started feeling down he continued "So let's do the only thing that we can do since this sh*t is so bad! Let's hit on every single one of them!" Hooray!
So with that in mind, I went on hitting the few chicks available. The first warmup was really good, but I blew it by being too bold, or what some might say, plain stupid (I told the chick I wasn't into asian girls. Being asian herself, she quite did not like the commentary). Hit on the second, nothing!
And then I've hitted on the Third, and as they say, third time is the charm. Well, it was. Since I was done talking because I talked way too much with the asian, I went direct on this girl. She was a 6,0 but considering the odds, it was more than ok. A minute inset and I'm making out with her. And then I've noticed her friend. Solid 8. Sexy, slutty face, and aparently, Bi Sexual.
There was a dude hitting on her, poor chap, I don't even know if it could be considered beta. I guess he was one category bellow! So this HB8 got sick of it, and to make this dude go away, made out with my HB6. I then stoped her and told "Hey, what the f*ck is this sh*t, do you think you can go and steal my girl just like that woman. Get ahold of yourself" (it was in a playfull tone) She then laughed, and told that she was her best friend, to which I've replied "Well, since you are such good friends, you might as well don't mind sharing" and kissed her.
Fast forward a make out session, the girls told me, 'So. Let's go?'. Then it struck me... I'm going to f*ck these 2 girls tonight! Inside I was jumping like a little kid, something like this :cheer: , but on the outside I've played like this was the most normal sh*t ever! And then I said 'Yes'. And we left the club.
Inside the cab the girls asked me if I knew anywhere we could go, and I told them that there was a motel just down the road. They chuckled and said "Oh, so straightforward" to which I've replied "Well, I think we all know we are not going home to sleep, aren't we"
So we got there, and since I am broke, I could not afford to pay the whole bill. And when the check came it was even more expensive than it was wirtten on the price list. I asked him why, and he told me that that price was for 2 people.. The girls did not wanted to share the bill with me, telling me that they were offering the 'prize'. Yeah right, without my c0ck they could not do sh*t, and they knew it. Yet, they were not giving up on paying half of it. They treatened me on turn this whole thing down, and "I said Ok, have a nice one ladies" and walked away. And so they got shocked!
They ran after me, begging me to come back, that they would share the bill. And so we got in. And then, magic happened. There I was. A brokenhearted dude. Struggling with the pain with the cheaty Ex. With not one, but two girls. Crazy to have sex with me!
I only thanked god, because THAT was more than fair after the sh*tty year I had to went through.
It was my first 3some ever. But I played it like it was normal to me. And about the sex, I can tell you that there is nothing more beautifull than two girls sucking your c0ck with a big smile on their faces, kissing each other with the c0ck right in the middle of it...
I guess if there is a God of some kind, that is how it manifests itself! Just plain beautiful.
Also, on that note, f*cking a chick doggie style while she is eating the pvssy of the other one, is something noteworthy as well.
But as they say, someone always get sad on a threeway, and since HB6 was all over me, HB8 got a little jealous, and left the party earlier. But that was more than ok to me. I f*cked them for some good 2 hours, and the only thing I was wishing after that was that they vanish into space. Happilly, that is what happened. Those girls were walking red flags, and my only plan was to smash and dash. They had multiple tattos, one of them was the daughter of a single mother, the other told me she had unprotected sex some nights prior. And to top all that, HB6 had 11 cats. Yup, you've read that right, ELEVEN F*CKING CATS! 12 if you count the tattoo on her right arm.
But that was my Xmas gift. I had to walk home from the motel, since as I've told you, I'm broke, and that was some good 9km of walking. I guess that is 5 miles, my fellow american DJs. But I was so happy that I was walking like the 'Singing in the Rain' dude! hahaha! Good times! Sadly, I was out of battery, and could not get a single shot of the action
But that is not the end of it! The damage that my Ex dumping and cheating me was such a trainwreck to me, and I suffered so damn much (And still suffer a bit) that Santa had another gift on the bag for me!
Last night, after a house party, I met my sister and a friend of her in a club. It was a new year's eve white party, and at 2am they would have an Open Bar for an hour! So around 2am the bar area was going crazy, 'cause everyone wanted a piece of the cake. So when the clock hitted 2am, everyone went bananas. And there I was, right in front of the Bartender, grabing drinks and passing to my sister, her friend, my sis BF, the dude that was hooking up with my sister's friend and basically everyone I believed was right doing so.
And in that flavour, a nerdy HB7 showed up, followed by her hot HB8 friend. They were beging for me to give them a drink, and since I was, how can I say...'In the Zone', something like super mario Starpowered, I grabed HB7 kissed her and told her to wait her turn... Eventually I gave them their drinks and we wen't to the dancefloor. Me, my friends, and these 2 new girls.
So we were dancing and sh*t, and HB8 is all alone, looking super sexy. I told her "Hey, we got to find you someone to hook up with you, otherwise you are going to die old and alone in this corner". But since I was the most fun dude to be around, and I saw in her eyes that she was also into me as she answered "Nah, I don't want to hook with any boys, I'm just here to dance" I went for the kiss!
So again there I was, 24 hours later, with 2 girls in my arms. I haven't f*cked this 2, because more to the end of the night they begun getting jealous over my attention, and were kind of fighting each other to see who would get it. But I got the digits, and I'll more than likely f*ck'em both. Sadly, one at each time! hahaha!
But anyway, it was the most fun I've ever had while clubing in my life! They stood by my side through the WHOLE party. Needless to say that every other girl in the club were hitting on me like never before! Guys were hitting on them only to hear "Sorry, we are with him" hahaha! Walking in the party, with both in my arms, kissing one, kissing the other, kissing both. Massive Ego Boost! Every guy in the club was either hating me, or praising me. Even the bouncer as he walked by me, came back and shook my hand! hahaha!
My sister was kind enough to tape this one, so at least I have THE MAKEOUT VIDEO!
And that is my story guys! So to everyone out there. There is a 3way waiting for you just around the corner! You just have to take responsability for your own life, and stop crying for some cheaty slut who is not worthy a minute of your time!
And Non-Believers, Xmas hookups do exist. Big Time!
Peace!
