Power Move Quotes from my ex (a foreigner to this country) who I have to thank for helping me see the light of day when it comes to women.
When you are trying to have a life away from the gorgeous woman so you can actually spend some time not thinking about her:
"You don't call me often enough. I hate it when guys don't call me at least every two days cause it means that they are trying to play games".
Nah, it probably means their busy with their life
You broke one of her unwritten and quite changeable rules:
"We need to talk".
When you haven't bonked her yet:
"I'm not sure if I want to make love with you or not cause I really need to FEEL totally in love first. I don't understand it but I have been feeling like that only for the last 3 months".
Interesting. Maybe you should see a phycologist for that
When she breaks a date at short notice:
"I called and told your office mate that I couldn't make the date cause I was dragged into urgent meetings at work. I didn't realise the message wouldn't be passed on to you."
my office?? why didn't you call the cell babe?
Her lateness:
"In my country when we make a date we always turn up 20 minutes late, it's normal!"
you're in america now, get with the program
When you wish to retain your precious sporting time:
"Rock climbing [insert the sport you love] is so dangerous do you really have to do it? It makes me feel so uncomfortable and I couldn't be with a guy that may get seriously injured so easily!"
too late 
When you want to binge drink with your buddies:
"Yeah I don't like it when guys go out in groups drinking, it's ugly. I could never see a guy that does that."
you're already seeing one
When you are drooling to see her naked, but haven't yet:
"I always walk around the house naked when no-one is there, but yesterday my neighbours saw me while I was in the backyard."
LOL! im, sorry, but, man you're dumb *while trying to contain laughter*. Its ok [insert name], you'll learn
When she lies about really being "into" you.
"I called you so many times, you must have been out of your office, so I went out with my friends instead."
Breaking a date well in advance:
"Oh sorry can we put the date off till (3 days later), cause I met some of my country mates at a pub last night and I promised them I would cook them dinner cause they are leaving the state tomorrow. I'm sure you would find it boring and we will be speaking (another language) all night."
make sure to save me some of whatever you're making =)
When she wants physical control:
"I only like to be touched sometimes, depending on my mood. Sometimes I'm really horny that I'm just always wet, but other times I don't want to be touched and I can't predict when either will happen."
I bet I can help you predict *make out with her*
When she wants to make you think you have very strong opposition for her:
"Well I couldn't believe it when he drove fifty kilometres to buy me the bikini I have been looking in the shops for the last 2 weeks. To top it off he bought my brother a stuffed turtle for his birthday, it was so sweet!"
Awesome, can you get him to buy me [object of your choice]?
When she goes out with friends:
"You don't mind if I dance with other guys while I'm out with my friends do you? Well of course they always buy me drinks after but it doesn't mean anything."
yeah i do mind. and don't let them buy you drinks, thats just asking for trouble, trust me
Testing your reaction to her personality traits:
"Well we are so alike that I'm not sure if we are compatible as a couple."
only way to find out babe, give it time
To see if you will breakdown and finally go clothes shopping with her:
Five minutes into a coffe date -- " oh my goodness, I forgot that I needed to buy a new top for tonight. Let's go to the nearby shops are look for one".
you don't need a new top, you're fine
When you have purposely not seen her for a week so that the bytch's interest may have actually got a little higher:
"Well it's been so long since we've seen each other I don't know how I feel anymore"
let me remind you *make out with her*
Her attempts to make you feel even more insecure:
"Well he always gives me single free tickets to (latest sporting or social event you can't afford) so that maybe we can catch up for a drink just to say hello".
go for it
When you finally get some lip smacking from the bytch:
"oh my goodness I have to go otherwise I will miss my bus!.
bye
[This message has been edited by Peak (edited 01-11-2001).]
