The August Sky
Don Juan
whats up so suave..
bit of a back story here on this one...don't worry its a good one.
okay i recently graduated nursing school...and there were a few cute underclassmen i was interested in the whole time i was in school..attempted to close maybe 6 or 7 in the two years i was there...successful with about half that. there was one hb 9 (on anyone's scale) that i was particularly interested in...all the guys were nuts about her...i mean she was a school sensation. she was always coming and going so i asked our mutual friend we shared, who we'll call "jenna"what the deal was with her one day about a year ago?? she said she had just broken up with a guy and didn't want to talk to anyone..i never saw hb making any eye contact or giving me any sign she was interested..so i believed her and let it go. she was GODLY.i mean she looks like Megan Fox and i wont lie..i had some serious AA before trying to talk to her. palms sweaty...5th grade girl **** lol!!! i did speak with her once...about our mutual friend and how her pregnancy was going. for maybe 3 minutes? ha ha and funny thing is i was just using hb for recon purposes to eavesdrop on hb's other cute friends conversation........
fast forward here to last week...i graduated on Tuesday..Wednesday i was bored and said im going to go to the strip club and blow some graduation money. i head out with a cooler of import beer...walk in and chill for about 20 minutes...trying to get my bearings. i look up around the stage (current dancer was kinda fat and i didn't wanna look lol) guess who comes out of the vip room?? the HB 9 i had a crush on!! i was literally astounded...i mean completely blown away. i had noooooooooo idea she worked there...u can just imagine what that would have been like my eyes must have looked like an animal that was going to get hit. i mean i had all these emotions happen within about 5 seconds and after that i said to myself "alright ive got to say something if she recognizes me." she walks RIGHT over to me and stands in front of me with a confused look on her face and says "hey...what are you doing" i replied..."just thought id come and hangout for a bit tonight." she just got done with her VIP dance and had a lot of ones in her hand i pulled out a 20 and said "damn looks like you are doing pretty good here tonight..can you break me?" she laughed...turned away and said "oh yea ya know i try my best"
i asked her if she needed a drink found out shes still a teenager...barely. also found out she just started there..this was still one of her first few times on stage. i was thinking holy **** this keeps getting better and better!! we made small talk for a bit i was uncomfortable for the first 5 minutes or so and just kino'd the **** out of her...poking her asking her about her jewelry and making her talk b/c i was still in awe i was even talking to the chick id been crushing on for so long.
she left the seat next to me only to bs with her boss and to do lap/VIP dances for ppl who requested her. it turns out she got requested a lot. more than any other dancer in the place and for obvious reasons...every time after she got back from doing the dance she came right back to the same seat and bs'd with me. i learned by her informing me that she did remember the ONE...ONE time i talked to her....
she said "so that time when you were talking to me about jenna was that REALLY what you wanted to talk about..or did you want something different?"
in my head i was thinking "hahaha if she only knew i wanted nothing to do with her during that conversation" i replied
"heyyyyyyy now (acting all offended) i did a hell of a lot more than you ever did..at least i tried to talk to you...that's more than you ever did."
she replied "omg if you couldn't tell i thought you were cute then your blind....i was ALWAYSSSSSS staring at you..u just couldn't tell i guess."
i just thought wait...no...it couldn't be...could it?
i replied with "wow..no i had no idea you must be on some kind of like james bond 007 flirting techniques...b/c i had no idea..u were just so smooth."
to which she laughed and to which i continued to YELL...yes i yelled at her b/c thats what my brain told me to do i said " look at all this time you wasted...ive been going to school with you for like a year now..when i asked Jenna about you...i was interested in you..i heard you had no interest so i backed off. you should have came up to talk to me..b/c i definitely tried now look at you!!! im graduated now...u missed the boat there hun"
after that i felt like a god..i had a good social high going. all in all i had been there for about an hour and a half when i number closed her by stealing her phone and telling her i was taking it to the bathroom to take a picture of my ass. lol don't ask...she "wrestled" it away from me and i told her for stealing it from me she needed to apologize..she asked how. i told her her number would be a fair enough truths. i got the number and i was about t- minus 30 minutes from closing at this point....last call at the bar was called and i felt some pressure to close it even more. i asked her what she was doing after this and she said she wasn't sure...i asked her if she wanted to go to breakfast she said she wasn't sure. i was thinking hmmm maybe i should leave when im ahead....like the Kenny rogers song "the gambler"--know when to hold em know when to fold em. i was honestly about to leave like i walked out on the deck when she was changing in the back and adjusted my crotch...a normal function to do for a guy and some other dancer 7.5 saw me and asked if she could help me with that. i laughed and found out she was her cousin or something? she gave me her number after about 10 minutes and told me "we should all get together and party" i was like omg this is the best night ever!
i was walking down the steps ready to leave and call it a night when she came out the front with her boss walking her to her car. i wasn't trying to stand there and talk to her when she was conversating with her boss. my phone had died b/c i played super Mario on it the whole time she was giving other guys their dances. i plugged it into my car charger and immediately a txt appeared from her that said "where we going" when i saw this i JUMPED. i mean i did a fist pump and a jump at the same time... WHILE driving my car and my fist hit the roof..i mean i reached the highest emotional natural high ive ever felt IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. i was the happiest ive everrrrr been. i was just laughing at the whole situation from start to finish....here i was just going out to a strip club to get drunk and blow my money and here i am walking away with essentially the hottest chick ive ever gotten...the chick ive been crushing hard on for the longest time. i still laugh as im writing this now how its all panned out. oh god lol good times
i called her and asked her what she liked she complained and said no restaurant b/c she was in her sweats. i said id take her to a place near both our houses that was open 24 hours and we'd get pancakes and eggs. it was 230 am at this point and we pulled up and the lights were on but there we no cars...i got a bit nervous about this b/c it honestly looked...........closed? but they have a neon sign that says open 24 hours...and Ive eaten there at 330 am before. sure enough they were closed. i acted like i was gonna kick her car when i saw it and i was just astounded...b/c it was so late and i had had such good luck...then it was all going to ****.
so i said "listen i said id deliver on an omelet and some pancakes...i can do half that..ill make omelets and some toast myself..i only live a few blocks from here.." she agreed and followed me to my house. cooked omelets to her satisfaction she informed me and we laid there (i hate the word cuddle) on the couch and watched a marathon of family guy episodes...like 3? i didn't try to close her any further...Im viewing her kind of like a savings bond...i wait and let the interest compile and take it out when its the right time.
i could have possibly closed her in retrospect....but from experience that's only led to bad things. so i chose to wait. i keep thinking if i made a mistake or not...but the girl blows my phone up constantly with texts..so there is a genuine interest i believe?
bit of a back story here on this one...don't worry its a good one.
okay i recently graduated nursing school...and there were a few cute underclassmen i was interested in the whole time i was in school..attempted to close maybe 6 or 7 in the two years i was there...successful with about half that. there was one hb 9 (on anyone's scale) that i was particularly interested in...all the guys were nuts about her...i mean she was a school sensation. she was always coming and going so i asked our mutual friend we shared, who we'll call "jenna"what the deal was with her one day about a year ago?? she said she had just broken up with a guy and didn't want to talk to anyone..i never saw hb making any eye contact or giving me any sign she was interested..so i believed her and let it go. she was GODLY.i mean she looks like Megan Fox and i wont lie..i had some serious AA before trying to talk to her. palms sweaty...5th grade girl **** lol!!! i did speak with her once...about our mutual friend and how her pregnancy was going. for maybe 3 minutes? ha ha and funny thing is i was just using hb for recon purposes to eavesdrop on hb's other cute friends conversation........
fast forward here to last week...i graduated on Tuesday..Wednesday i was bored and said im going to go to the strip club and blow some graduation money. i head out with a cooler of import beer...walk in and chill for about 20 minutes...trying to get my bearings. i look up around the stage (current dancer was kinda fat and i didn't wanna look lol) guess who comes out of the vip room?? the HB 9 i had a crush on!! i was literally astounded...i mean completely blown away. i had noooooooooo idea she worked there...u can just imagine what that would have been like my eyes must have looked like an animal that was going to get hit. i mean i had all these emotions happen within about 5 seconds and after that i said to myself "alright ive got to say something if she recognizes me." she walks RIGHT over to me and stands in front of me with a confused look on her face and says "hey...what are you doing" i replied..."just thought id come and hangout for a bit tonight." she just got done with her VIP dance and had a lot of ones in her hand i pulled out a 20 and said "damn looks like you are doing pretty good here tonight..can you break me?" she laughed...turned away and said "oh yea ya know i try my best"
i asked her if she needed a drink found out shes still a teenager...barely. also found out she just started there..this was still one of her first few times on stage. i was thinking holy **** this keeps getting better and better!! we made small talk for a bit i was uncomfortable for the first 5 minutes or so and just kino'd the **** out of her...poking her asking her about her jewelry and making her talk b/c i was still in awe i was even talking to the chick id been crushing on for so long.
she left the seat next to me only to bs with her boss and to do lap/VIP dances for ppl who requested her. it turns out she got requested a lot. more than any other dancer in the place and for obvious reasons...every time after she got back from doing the dance she came right back to the same seat and bs'd with me. i learned by her informing me that she did remember the ONE...ONE time i talked to her....
she said "so that time when you were talking to me about jenna was that REALLY what you wanted to talk about..or did you want something different?"
in my head i was thinking "hahaha if she only knew i wanted nothing to do with her during that conversation" i replied
"heyyyyyyy now (acting all offended) i did a hell of a lot more than you ever did..at least i tried to talk to you...that's more than you ever did."
she replied "omg if you couldn't tell i thought you were cute then your blind....i was ALWAYSSSSSS staring at you..u just couldn't tell i guess."
i just thought wait...no...it couldn't be...could it?
i replied with "wow..no i had no idea you must be on some kind of like james bond 007 flirting techniques...b/c i had no idea..u were just so smooth."
to which she laughed and to which i continued to YELL...yes i yelled at her b/c thats what my brain told me to do i said " look at all this time you wasted...ive been going to school with you for like a year now..when i asked Jenna about you...i was interested in you..i heard you had no interest so i backed off. you should have came up to talk to me..b/c i definitely tried now look at you!!! im graduated now...u missed the boat there hun"
after that i felt like a god..i had a good social high going. all in all i had been there for about an hour and a half when i number closed her by stealing her phone and telling her i was taking it to the bathroom to take a picture of my ass. lol don't ask...she "wrestled" it away from me and i told her for stealing it from me she needed to apologize..she asked how. i told her her number would be a fair enough truths. i got the number and i was about t- minus 30 minutes from closing at this point....last call at the bar was called and i felt some pressure to close it even more. i asked her what she was doing after this and she said she wasn't sure...i asked her if she wanted to go to breakfast she said she wasn't sure. i was thinking hmmm maybe i should leave when im ahead....like the Kenny rogers song "the gambler"--know when to hold em know when to fold em. i was honestly about to leave like i walked out on the deck when she was changing in the back and adjusted my crotch...a normal function to do for a guy and some other dancer 7.5 saw me and asked if she could help me with that. i laughed and found out she was her cousin or something? she gave me her number after about 10 minutes and told me "we should all get together and party" i was like omg this is the best night ever!
i was walking down the steps ready to leave and call it a night when she came out the front with her boss walking her to her car. i wasn't trying to stand there and talk to her when she was conversating with her boss. my phone had died b/c i played super Mario on it the whole time she was giving other guys their dances. i plugged it into my car charger and immediately a txt appeared from her that said "where we going" when i saw this i JUMPED. i mean i did a fist pump and a jump at the same time... WHILE driving my car and my fist hit the roof..i mean i reached the highest emotional natural high ive ever felt IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. i was the happiest ive everrrrr been. i was just laughing at the whole situation from start to finish....here i was just going out to a strip club to get drunk and blow my money and here i am walking away with essentially the hottest chick ive ever gotten...the chick ive been crushing hard on for the longest time. i still laugh as im writing this now how its all panned out. oh god lol good times
i called her and asked her what she liked she complained and said no restaurant b/c she was in her sweats. i said id take her to a place near both our houses that was open 24 hours and we'd get pancakes and eggs. it was 230 am at this point and we pulled up and the lights were on but there we no cars...i got a bit nervous about this b/c it honestly looked...........closed? but they have a neon sign that says open 24 hours...and Ive eaten there at 330 am before. sure enough they were closed. i acted like i was gonna kick her car when i saw it and i was just astounded...b/c it was so late and i had had such good luck...then it was all going to ****.
so i said "listen i said id deliver on an omelet and some pancakes...i can do half that..ill make omelets and some toast myself..i only live a few blocks from here.." she agreed and followed me to my house. cooked omelets to her satisfaction she informed me and we laid there (i hate the word cuddle) on the couch and watched a marathon of family guy episodes...like 3? i didn't try to close her any further...Im viewing her kind of like a savings bond...i wait and let the interest compile and take it out when its the right time.
i could have possibly closed her in retrospect....but from experience that's only led to bad things. so i chose to wait. i keep thinking if i made a mistake or not...but the girl blows my phone up constantly with texts..so there is a genuine interest i believe?
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