ThunderMaverick
Master Don Juan
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...Where as a year or so ago I would have blown up in this girl's face about trying to control what I do.
So get this; I've been friend's with this lady for a couple of months. Very nice girl, very giving. Pays for my dinner whenever I see her. (Met her in Vegas she was staying with other friends of mine who go to USC out here in Los Angeles. She had another friend who I fu<ked around with who went to Vegas with her too, but that's another story.)
I'm friends with her because...okay here's my policy; If I'm not attracted to you then we can be friends. She's not attractive to me at all. Actually I don't think she's attractive to most people. She weighs more than over 200 pounds and she says she's "a virgin by choice"....(Riiight. And I have a bridge to sell you honey.)
Moving on! I met another friend of hers who is a fellow actress working in a small theatre in West Hollywood (Los Angeles' little fag corner. lol) Very smoking. A good HB 8 (Eww I've never used the term "HB" before. May this be the last time I use it. XD ) She actually shows her tits in the play and man, let me tell you...Like two invisible angels holding them up and keeping them perfectly perky, gentlemen. You would be impressed.
So this is where it gets confusing so follow along:
*A fellow acting classmate reunited with me while I was working and wanted
me to try out for this play. I tell my fat unattractive friend that I'll be trying out for said play.
*She says to me "I ACTUALLY KNOW A GIRL WHO'S IN THAT PLAY! (Let's call the girl "Perky". So without my unattractive friend telling me I would have met "Perky" anyways.
*I go to the play and see Perky's perfect...perks. The director invites me to see a movie at his house with the rest of the cast.
*I see perky there, tell her I know Miss Unattractive and we talk a bit. Not much. It was very formal.
*Director keeps me after the movie and ask to suck my D!CK....Multiple times. Even ask again the next day. (Don't ask. That's an entirely different story. Ugh.)
*I ask Miss Unattractive for Perky's phone number and she's hesitant. I tell her what happened between me and the director and that Perky should know who she's working for.
*Call up Perky and tell her about the Director. She said she kinda had a feeling he would do something like that and that the director doesn't harass her so she's staying in the play. Says she would have liked to have worked with me, says I'm funny and that we should hang out.
*I tell Miss Unattractive about my talk with Perky and says she wants to hang out with me (We all know what for). Ask Miss Unattractive if she has a problem with it. (Don't want to cause riffs in friendships) She says no she doesn't. Green light for me.
Ok now fast forward to today. Holy Christ what a meeting with Miss Unattractive. I talk to Perky earlier and she wanted to do something friday and I told her I was working. She asked if I could stop by her job to see her the next day and I agreed. I told Miss Unattractive about it and asked her again if she had a problem with it. She was hesitant. Then said no. Then said "I just think you should be careful". I said Ok no prob.
"No, she talks about people"
"Okay that's fine I don't care"
"You should just be really careful"
"Okay I will"
"We haven't talked and she thinks I'm avoiding her"
"that has nothing to do with me"
"just be careful"
" -_- Okay"
It gets really quiet (we're in a resturant, btw) and all of a sudden she just cops the biggest attitude I've ever seen from her. "You're just not listening to me, are you?!" I told her of course I was and that I would be careful. She just kept trying to pound it into my head that I wasn't listening. I said "If by listening you want me to say "Okay I won't see her" I'm not going to do it. I'm going to see whoever I want. She starts repeating herself more and more, each attitude bigger than the next! I sit there and go "Okay...Okay" just un fazed. She goes "What?" I say calmly "Nothing". "BULLSH!T WHAT IS IT!?!?
"Nothin'." *shrugs*
"No no! What do you want to say?!"
"I'm going to pay for my food"
The b!tch THEN gets up and pays for my food. I tell her I didn't want her paying for me and she says something and storms off.
"You're just not listening and you're going to do whatever you want cause 'You're a MAN'" as she's walking ahead of me.
"That's right" I say as I'm strolling behind her. I then ask "I'm just going to take a shot in the dark but are you jealous?"
She stops in her tracks and starts crying! "My Psychic said Perky was going to try to make me jealous. I'm not attracted to you at all!! No offense! I just don't want to get into the middle of this"
"Uh.."
"I thought about hooking you up with her before because you guys would like each other...but I don't trust her"
"You act like I'm going to get into a relationship with her" I said.
"She'll probably try and SLEEP WITH YOU!!!!", she warns.
I didn't say a word. I just shrug and give her this "who DOESN'T want Pu$$y?!" look. It was actually quite something out of a comedy sketch. lol.
"I don't want to be in the middle of this!"
I tell her "whatever me and her do it'll be behind closed doors and frankly what we do is none of your business."
She gives me the "mother fu<ker just said that?!" look and says "Girls talk! I don't want to hear about it. I tell her that tell Perky you don't want to hear about it and that I don't plan on telling her anything that goes on between me and Perky. I tell her I'm not conspiring against her and as a friend she comes first. I tell her this over and over again and she starts to calm down. I walk her to her car and leave.
The nerve of her. If there's one thing I don't like is women who think they've marked me as their territory. She had no right to put me in a position like that even after telling her I had no intention of putting this friend of hers first. I'm going to bang Perky's brains out and she can't stand that fact.
Hmm.. I wonder why? Anyone know why?
So get this; I've been friend's with this lady for a couple of months. Very nice girl, very giving. Pays for my dinner whenever I see her. (Met her in Vegas she was staying with other friends of mine who go to USC out here in Los Angeles. She had another friend who I fu<ked around with who went to Vegas with her too, but that's another story.)
I'm friends with her because...okay here's my policy; If I'm not attracted to you then we can be friends. She's not attractive to me at all. Actually I don't think she's attractive to most people. She weighs more than over 200 pounds and she says she's "a virgin by choice"....(Riiight. And I have a bridge to sell you honey.)
Moving on! I met another friend of hers who is a fellow actress working in a small theatre in West Hollywood (Los Angeles' little fag corner. lol) Very smoking. A good HB 8 (Eww I've never used the term "HB" before. May this be the last time I use it. XD ) She actually shows her tits in the play and man, let me tell you...Like two invisible angels holding them up and keeping them perfectly perky, gentlemen. You would be impressed.
So this is where it gets confusing so follow along:
*A fellow acting classmate reunited with me while I was working and wanted
me to try out for this play. I tell my fat unattractive friend that I'll be trying out for said play.
*She says to me "I ACTUALLY KNOW A GIRL WHO'S IN THAT PLAY! (Let's call the girl "Perky". So without my unattractive friend telling me I would have met "Perky" anyways.
*I go to the play and see Perky's perfect...perks. The director invites me to see a movie at his house with the rest of the cast.
*I see perky there, tell her I know Miss Unattractive and we talk a bit. Not much. It was very formal.
*Director keeps me after the movie and ask to suck my D!CK....Multiple times. Even ask again the next day. (Don't ask. That's an entirely different story. Ugh.)
*I ask Miss Unattractive for Perky's phone number and she's hesitant. I tell her what happened between me and the director and that Perky should know who she's working for.
*Call up Perky and tell her about the Director. She said she kinda had a feeling he would do something like that and that the director doesn't harass her so she's staying in the play. Says she would have liked to have worked with me, says I'm funny and that we should hang out.
*I tell Miss Unattractive about my talk with Perky and says she wants to hang out with me (We all know what for). Ask Miss Unattractive if she has a problem with it. (Don't want to cause riffs in friendships) She says no she doesn't. Green light for me.
Ok now fast forward to today. Holy Christ what a meeting with Miss Unattractive. I talk to Perky earlier and she wanted to do something friday and I told her I was working. She asked if I could stop by her job to see her the next day and I agreed. I told Miss Unattractive about it and asked her again if she had a problem with it. She was hesitant. Then said no. Then said "I just think you should be careful". I said Ok no prob.
"No, she talks about people"
"Okay that's fine I don't care"
"You should just be really careful"
"Okay I will"
"We haven't talked and she thinks I'm avoiding her"
"that has nothing to do with me"
"just be careful"
" -_- Okay"
It gets really quiet (we're in a resturant, btw) and all of a sudden she just cops the biggest attitude I've ever seen from her. "You're just not listening to me, are you?!" I told her of course I was and that I would be careful. She just kept trying to pound it into my head that I wasn't listening. I said "If by listening you want me to say "Okay I won't see her" I'm not going to do it. I'm going to see whoever I want. She starts repeating herself more and more, each attitude bigger than the next! I sit there and go "Okay...Okay" just un fazed. She goes "What?" I say calmly "Nothing". "BULLSH!T WHAT IS IT!?!?
"Nothin'." *shrugs*
"No no! What do you want to say?!"
"I'm going to pay for my food"
The b!tch THEN gets up and pays for my food. I tell her I didn't want her paying for me and she says something and storms off.
"You're just not listening and you're going to do whatever you want cause 'You're a MAN'" as she's walking ahead of me.
"That's right" I say as I'm strolling behind her. I then ask "I'm just going to take a shot in the dark but are you jealous?"
She stops in her tracks and starts crying! "My Psychic said Perky was going to try to make me jealous. I'm not attracted to you at all!! No offense! I just don't want to get into the middle of this"
"Uh.."
"I thought about hooking you up with her before because you guys would like each other...but I don't trust her"
"You act like I'm going to get into a relationship with her" I said.
"She'll probably try and SLEEP WITH YOU!!!!", she warns.
I didn't say a word. I just shrug and give her this "who DOESN'T want Pu$$y?!" look. It was actually quite something out of a comedy sketch. lol.
"I don't want to be in the middle of this!"
I tell her "whatever me and her do it'll be behind closed doors and frankly what we do is none of your business."
She gives me the "mother fu<ker just said that?!" look and says "Girls talk! I don't want to hear about it. I tell her that tell Perky you don't want to hear about it and that I don't plan on telling her anything that goes on between me and Perky. I tell her I'm not conspiring against her and as a friend she comes first. I tell her this over and over again and she starts to calm down. I walk her to her car and leave.
The nerve of her. If there's one thing I don't like is women who think they've marked me as their territory. She had no right to put me in a position like that even after telling her I had no intention of putting this friend of hers first. I'm going to bang Perky's brains out and she can't stand that fact.
Hmm.. I wonder why? Anyone know why?
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