Favourite Quotes !

[jiza101]

Yes i know there have beens heaps of threads, but i have spent like 10 minutes searching and couldn't find them. So post up your all time motivational quotes which help get you out of bed, or stay true to your diet etc

 

[Bonhomme]

Yogi Berra

"If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's gonna stop them."

 

[Unregistered]

"You can be the ordinary thread in the tunic, or you can be the purple, that touch of brilliance that gives distinction to the rest."
-Epictetus, Stoic Philosopher

"Carry your balls in a wheelbarrow"
-myself

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

"Don't eat the yellow snow."

-- Frank Zappa

 

[blinkwatt]

someone on this thread talks about lions in africe in their signature,its a pretty awesome quote.

my personal favorite it
"rather fail with honor,then succeed by fraud" - sophocles

 

[flyinshark]

Fvck fear, drink beer.

We are all equal in the eyes of my dog.

There is no point trying to live longer, if you have to sacrifice all the things that you love in life in order to do so.

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M and M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

 

[MindOverMatter]

lol, supergigolo also likes tyson quotes as much as I do:

Mike Tyson:

on his childhood:

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

on the media:

“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

on religion: "

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

mike tyson makes you think:

"I feel like sometimes that I was born, that I'm not meant for this society because everyone here is a f**king hypocrite. Everybody says they believe in God but they don't do God's work. Everybody counteracts what God is really about. If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even ... They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again."

on PPV:

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

on history:

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

on his fight vs tyrell biggs

"He was screaming like my wife."

 

[Bonhomme]

Tyson

This may be an urban legend, but it is said that Central State University in Ohio gave Mike Tyson an Honorary Doctorate, at which presentation Mr. Tyson offered the following words of wit and wisdom:

I don't know what kind of doctor I'm supposed to be, but with all these beautiful sisters here, I wish I was a gynecologist.

 

[Unregistered]

Tyson is a mad ear-biting genius.

 

[( . )( . )]

Well a couple of years ago there was a guy over at masf who had one under his sig which was awesome , Talked about how a man who gives his heart and gifts to a woman is missing the point or something very similar (obviously more indepth than that) but it really hit home when I read it. Some old french poet said it I think. I'd been searching for it for ages but gave up in the end.


This ones pretty good but its still no old poet guy:

Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.

Dale Carnegie

 

[crowes22]

"That which doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger."

--Crowes

 

[Unregistered]

Here's one from Ambrose Bierce: "Here’s to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands. "

 

[jiza101]

Good quotes,
Im looking for some more motivational ones though. Although the Mike Tyson ones were pretty funny :rockon:

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by jiza101
Good quotes,
Im looking for some more motivational ones though. Although the Mike Tyson ones were pretty funny :rockon:

 

[Sometimes]

"Que Sera Sera, what ever will be will be..."

 

[FL BOY]

Originally posted by blinkwatt
someone on this thread talks about lions in africe in their signature,its a pretty awesome quote.

my personal favorite it
"rather fail with honor,then succeed by fraud" - sophocles

Every morning in Africa a lion wakes up knowing it must run faster than the slowest gazelle to survive.Every morning a gazelle wakes up knowing it must run faster than the fastest lion to survive.....Either way once you wake up you better be running........

I think thats pretty much it,Great....

 

[blinkwatt]

yes that is amazing.i love that damn quote i got it written on my wall

 

[SheDevil]

I will begin my day in tears with this, but my late Daddy echoed this in our home often:

"Vive Bene, Spesso L'Amore, Di Risata Molto!" (In Italian)


"Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often"

 

[nonstop]

here:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16972

 

[Alpine]

Pain is weakness leaving the body.