fatty on tinder

pyros

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So I was talking to this chick on Tinder. IN her pics she looked like an HB6.5, not too much, but she showed high interest in meeting with me.

So today we met. The very first moment I saw her I thought: "wtf??? she's like 30 pounds heavier than expected, s-hit"

Yes she lied. Maybe the pictures she choose were from a year ago or more, but now she is a complete fatty. Not sex material at all.
We talked for an hour, and then I said I had to go.

Damn woman, she made me waste one hour of my day...b-itch.
What was she thinking????
 

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Lol.... I'm sorry man, I'm scared of tinder you know the reason now!
 

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In future, ask her to take a picture and send it to you (or set it as her "moment" on Tinder). Send her one so she feels obligated to send one back. If she's fat or refuses to send one (which means she's fat), go ghost. Alternatively, get her to meet you somewhere you can scope out from a distance so you can see her before she sees you (you know how girls are, 90% chance she's looking at her phone while she waits for you anyway).
 

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If she isn't how she represented herself online, you have every right to walk then and there. That's an hour of your life you'll never get back haha.
 

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My gf has a nanny that is a tinder wh0re. This girl is in her mid twenties and bangs a new dude or two every week. She has some really hot looking pics on fb that look nothing like her in person. She is short and fat but has big t!ts and she goes so far as to photo shop her pics to make herself look better.

She told my gf that about half the guys she meets call her out on it so I guess the other half think fat pvssy is better than no pvssy. But she has had guys get up to go to the bathroom and not come back lol. She also gets stood up regularly, I am guessing the guys do what spears suggested and scope her out then split.
 

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When I saw her from a certain distance I thought about turning and leaving her there , but I choose to be polite...

Now she texted me...wtf? I will either ignore her or tell her that I felt no spark.

I've met a few girls from online and all of them looked like in their pics, except this last one...BI-TCH.
 

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She wants the D. Don't give it to her she doesn't deserve it.
 

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The only girl I met on Tinder (this was a couple of months ago while I was in New York) was also a bit of a whale. Of course her pictures didn't show it. Worse still she spent the date saying how she's some sort of manic depressive. I thought Jesus f*cking Christ this can't get any worse.

So I was just texting other girls during having drinks with her, she started asking what I was doing "just some friend texted me about tomorrow". I left after a round of drinks said goodbye, went to another girl's place and f*cked her for four hours. The best sex I've ever had.

Not used Tinder since.

Making a great night out of a f*cking tragedy.
 

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Really though, how ugly does a chick have to be before you won't let her suck your d!ck?

Tell her you have a fantasy of making a bj porno of her. Hold out your phone like you are filming, but just forget to turn it on, because no one wants to watch this later anyway. Then cvm on her face and leave, and everyone's a winner.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Really though, how ugly does a chick have to be before you won't let her suck your d!ck?

Tell her you have a fantasy of making a bj porno of her. Hold out your phone like you are filming, but just forget to turn it on, because no one wants to watch this later anyway. Then cvm on her face and leave, and everyone's a winner.
Haha! Bible_Belt has it right!

Yeah OP, why all the snobbery? Maybe I just have low standards, but if she's pound-able, may as well pound it!

I've had some real chubbers roll into my pad before to break dryspells. It is what it is, man. The great part is they're so thankful about it! As a bonus, you can pretty much do any degrading thing you want to them, and they'll ask for more.

Now, I'm not suggesting you get a harpoon and go whale hunting, but the occasional flour-and-wet-spot drill won't break your balls.
 

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Yea I think we're being too soft/nice by sticking around for an hour tbh.

Whether you want to insult her by saying sorry you look different or you just say you can't stay long and leave after one drink is up to you and just how much you value our time/ want to avoid being a ****.

I had this happen to me recently. If she's so keen to meet up you know she's a whale. Let's be honest here, lads. No girl above a 3 on tinder is so easy to get out on a date, she clearly has 0 options.

I behaved in a way i regret. She was fat, rude and had a disgusting cough AND didn't want to buy the second round of drinks. I shoulda put her in her place way earlier. In the end I ended up running off after the bathroom after seeking advice from my group on whatsapp haha.
 

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Agree with Sik, find and extremely dark place. Turn all lights off and at least get a blow job out of it. :crackup:
 

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Bıtches be chameleons online, yo. Never trust the photos. Check it in real life or go home.
 
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