5string
Master Don Juan
So I'm traveling last week. Get on a plane. It's a window seat. A fattie squeezes in and sits in the middle seat. She's got a big a$$ carry on and a purse. Plus she has one of those big gulp things of pop.
I take a look at her. Flip flops and a pooh bear sweatshirt with stains all over it. And WTF is with that pooh bear stuff? She proceeds to get out a container of food and she opens it to start grazing. As soon as she opens it I can smell it.....nasty. Stinks up the whole plane! I look at it. Looks like a cross between beef stroganoff and cat food which sat on the back door step for the past four days fermenting. Yum yum.
On the way home, I get on a plane and this fvckin fat guy sits next to me. He's yappin on his cell phone about some meaningless sh!t and opens a box and starts narfin' on some pizza that was in it. His fat is not only oozing over the armrest into my space but also under it. He's got his fat hairy arm on the rest between the seats and he's touching me. I finally said to him, "mind if you move your arm?" " I don't like to be touched." He says nothing but sits the whole rest of the flight with his arms folded over his chest so as not to touch me again.
And one other thing. When I see a nice looking woman, why is it some fattie get's in the way and obstructs my view? And most of the fat chicks have kids. Are some guys so desperate that they will have sex with a whale that has a mole on her chin with a big black hair growing out of it? WTF!
Rant.
I take a look at her. Flip flops and a pooh bear sweatshirt with stains all over it. And WTF is with that pooh bear stuff? She proceeds to get out a container of food and she opens it to start grazing. As soon as she opens it I can smell it.....nasty. Stinks up the whole plane! I look at it. Looks like a cross between beef stroganoff and cat food which sat on the back door step for the past four days fermenting. Yum yum.
On the way home, I get on a plane and this fvckin fat guy sits next to me. He's yappin on his cell phone about some meaningless sh!t and opens a box and starts narfin' on some pizza that was in it. His fat is not only oozing over the armrest into my space but also under it. He's got his fat hairy arm on the rest between the seats and he's touching me. I finally said to him, "mind if you move your arm?" " I don't like to be touched." He says nothing but sits the whole rest of the flight with his arms folded over his chest so as not to touch me again.
And one other thing. When I see a nice looking woman, why is it some fattie get's in the way and obstructs my view? And most of the fat chicks have kids. Are some guys so desperate that they will have sex with a whale that has a mole on her chin with a big black hair growing out of it? WTF!
Rant.
