Fantsay Don Juan Draft!!

[JohnChops]

Night-hawk, you know very well Ronaldo7 would get into an argument with the bouncers while he's in line waiting to get into the club, complaining all about how he's too good for line-ups, and how stupid the bouncers are and how they couldn't even graduate from the fifth grade and that's why they gotta shoot steroids and stand around for $8 an hour while other people have fun.. once he starts telling the bouncers about how all the girls want him they'd finally snap and take him to the alley behind the club and kick the living sh*t out of him lmao :kick: :crackup:

cordon would get to the club late all dressed up with his asian girlfriend but would probably get kicked out for fighting some drunk who tried to touch her lol



LMAO this is clearly the best thread ever I haven't laughed this hard since bigneil's stripper story

HAHAHAHA yes, I agree with that. Bigneils stripper story and this are the top funniest SS threads.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Looks like I'm going to have my hands full AMOGing you kids all night!

 

[ArcBound]

Looks like I'm going to have my hands full AMOGing you kids all night!

Sometimes I enter threads just to read your responses. You have the power of wit !

 

[Purefilth]

Looks like I'm going to have my hands full AMOGing you kids all night!

whatcha gon' do? wave your walking stick at me?:nervous: lecture me on how i should respect my elders?:nono:

well I'm young and headstrong so those chants will fall on deaf ears:moon:

 

[Atom Smasher]

Sometimes I enter threads just to read your responses. You have the power of wit !

Thank you sir. You are wise beyond your years.

 

[Atom Smasher]

whatcha gon' do? wave your walking stick at me?:nervous: lecture me on how i should respect my elders?:nono:

well I'm young and headstrong so those chants will fall on deaf ears:moon:

I'm waving my stick at the monitor and yelling at it even as I type this!

Sometimes I grow weary of straightening you young hooligans out. :box:

Before we all go out, I'm going to fill my Geritol flask and show you what a refined personality can do. Just bring them to the vicinity of my Hoveround and I'll do the rest. All I ask is that you keep an eye on my oxygen gauge.

 

[Darth]

Mel Kiper Jr : Well you talk about Brad80 you are talking about a guy who is 6'0 180 pounds from Toronto in his early 30's, Great Job, Great fundamentals, Great understanding of game, sometimes tends to focus on high maintenance girls too much, the question I have about him on the next level is CAN he deal with a true HB9 and keep the frame in a relationship? That's the question that DJ scouts are asking themselves about this kid. He was projected as a late first rounder early 2nd round pick, I kinda feel that they over reached for him in the middle of the first, but if he can answer that question with a yes, than this is a high value pick. Very safe pick here I like this pick (he likes every pick in the draft)

Literally LOL

 

[Atom Smasher]

Nice work there purefilth, you pissed off atom smasher now who are we gonna get to drive us to the club?

You kids quiet down back there or I'll turn this car right around! :cuss:

 

[BeDJ]

You kids quiet down back there or I'll turn this car right around! :cuss:

Sorry, Blue VIP parking!!

 

[j0504s]

Lol this priceless

 

[j0504s]

Don Juan managers get pumped the fantasy season is about to begin! in the 2012 we say many studs and busts. Over hyped and under dogs. This season my fantasy guide will help you draft the team the will bring you to the chips. Todays article will be about the over hyped busts...We all know brad and muscle man will be top dogs (try and trade up for the first two picks to grab these dj alpha studs) These guys will get you Lays aka TDs...but now who not to draft. In the 2012 season the rookie Ronaldo7 came out ****y, and people had high hopes...as the season conituned we noticed he was just a young inexpirenced who might aswell be from BETA CITY...He went into the club and stood in the corner waiting for the hb10s to come over, but all he went home with was a Hb4's number who flaked on him later that week. DONT DRAFT HIM in a nut shell. Then we got saturnalia..."thepuahate stud!" Preached only looks mattered and he was going to prove his theory during th 2012 season. Well guess what NUMBER ONE BUST!!!! we had faith he may disprove all of of so suaves fondation. but when he entered the club he was in fact at best 5 in looks, he was sporting his acne filled face...it was sad all this hype for nothing...DONT DRAFT HIM! now you have it the dont draft list of the 2013 dj ss season I hope all you managers who are reading this guide benefit from my fantasy analysis!!!!

Sleeper pick of the week: Sageproduct - the motivation this man has Rookie of the year status. try and get this guy with your later picks if he falls...

 

[j0504s]

Don Juan managers get pumped the fantasy season is about to begin! in the 2012 we say many studs and busts. Over hyped and under dogs. This season my fantasy guide will help you draft the team the will bring you to the chips. Todays article will be about the over hyped busts...We all know brad and muscle man will be top dogs (try and trade up for the first two picks to grab these dj alpha studs) These guys will get you Lays aka TDs...but now who not to draft. In the 2012 season the rookie Ronaldo7 came out ****y, and people had high hopes...as the season conituned we noticed he was just a young inexpirenced who might aswell be from BETA CITY...He went into the club and stood in the corner waiting for the hb10s to come over, but all he went home with was a Hb4's number who flaked on him later that week. DONT DRAFT HIM in a nut shell. Then we got saturnalia..."thepuahate stud!" Preached only looks mattered and he was going to prove his theory during th 2012 season. Well guess what NUMBER ONE BUST!!!! we had faith he may disprove all of of so suaves fondation. but when he entered the club he was in fact at best 5 in looks, he was sporting his acne filled face...it was sad all this hype for nothing...DONT DRAFT HIM! now you have it the dont draft list of the 2013 dj ss season I hope all you managers who are reading this guide benefit from my fantasy analysis!!!!

Sleeper pick of the week: Sageproduct - the motivation this man has Rookie of the year status. try and get this guy with your later picks if he falls...

check that out my sleeper pick was pretty accurate! sage is rocking these days

 

[j0504s]

check that out my sleeper pick was pretty accurate! sage is rocking these days

lol i was looking back at this old thread I made its just funny how sage was my sleeper pick NOW BANNED FOR ROIDING AKA TROLLING lawl

 

[Atom Smasher]

Did we end up going out? Did I have fun?

 

[MM92]

ok this is my dream team:

Me, muscleman, and who dares win would be spearheading the action. We'd be all business, get in the club, and go straight for the hottest chicks. It would be a friendly competition, but a fierce one no doubt on who could get the hottest girl. While me and who dares win would be competing for the hottest girl, muscleman wouldn't care he'd just go for the lay, whether that's a 7 or 8 wouldn't be as important as it would be for me and who dares. Die hard would be in our group too, but he'd be mostly complaining about that b*tch ex BPD of his. He'd be drinking way more than any of us. We'd have a couple drinks, share some laughs, get a bit of a buzz going, then immediately separate and go in for the kill.

Purefilth would come in and get wasted. He'd be chatting up the hotties, but he wouldn't be in on as much of a mission as the first three of us, he'd be a bit more laid back. Kinda like, if it happens it happens.

Older vets like backbreaker, danger, zekko, samspade, boilermaker, and jitterbug would be on the sidelines catching up with each other, sometimes arguing and sometimes critiquing the other guys who are out hitting on girls. Once in a while, they'd talk to girls and get numbers just to make sure they still got it. Most of the guys in this group probably wouldn't do anything with the numbers cuz most of them have wives or steady girlfriends at home. Burroughs would be here too pointing out all the biggest skanks who walked in.

betheman and mauser would come with us just to get out of the house, and they'd be at the bar with the older guys, chatting up women if the opportunity came along.

PairPlus and BibleBelt would sit with the older guys, but eventually get bored and go off to do their own thing together. If they weren't liking the vibe of the club, they might even leave a little early and head out to some other club or better yet, a bar where the music's not so loud.

Atom smasher and desdinova would be out hitting on the hotties too, they'd be targeting women who are a bit older and more sophisticated. They'd also be on a bit more of a mission than some of the other older married guys. If the right young hottie came along, even if she was a bit more of a dirty slut, these two would be more than down for it, as long as no one else found out

Big Neil would be at the bar next to some girl buying her drinks all night. And hey, she'd probably seem to be liking the conversation.

GotED? and Naughty Ninja would be with Floyd, mike32ct, BeginningDJ, sageproduct, SamTheHobit, and john chops trying to encourage them and telling them how easy it is to talk to and pick up girls. The two older guys in this group would start chatting up the ladies just to show the younger guys how it's done. They'd probably also point out to me, muscleman, and who dares win as motivation and to show how you have to be more aggressive. Floyd would be more casual, chatting up some hottie by the bar. Mike32ct would be at the bar too, thinking it would be nice to get laid but not counting on it. Floyd and Mike might get bored standing around at the bar talking to girls and would probably end up joining me and who dares win on the dancefloor, where we'd no doubt be hitting on the two hottest girls. At this point, muscleman would probably already be making out with his chick, if he hasn't left with her already.

Bokanovsky and TillTheEndofTime would be on the sidelines, laughing at anyone who thinks they're actually gonna get laid in a place like this, wherever it is we happen to be.

Goundra and twentee would be at home writing another angry message on SoSouave to anyone who's willing to read it.

PrettyBoyAJ would probably be at home, flaking on us because he's so in love with that woman of his.

Brilliant! How amazing would it be if everyone from here could all meet up for one big night out?!

 

[floydb25]

Did we end up going out? Did I have fun?

Ha ha... Awesome. :rockon:

Bradd was fairly accurate in his assessment. Definitely casual, solo, maybe with one other person, chillin' and laid back... always let the women come to me. Always. Had a pretty high success rate, too... especially at bars. I'd avoid women, but still enjoyed myself, mingling and shootin' the ****, briefly conversating with women, then doing my own thing, like it didn't matter... which made them even more intrigued. They're all about the perceived high class, indifferent, too good for you schtick... since most bar / party chicks are dysfunctional, suffer from low self-esteem, and have approval-seeking tendencies. Of course, I didn't realize this at the time, and was just being the normal, conceited, stuck up ******* that I was... Walking around like Superman, strutting and ****. But hey, when you're a sexay beast... :moon:

In terms of clubs, I'd get on the dancefloor and start dancing like a complete douchebag, which chicks dig. They'd always come up and go crazy with me. Lotta grinding and making out, etc. Usually going to the bar and getting to know each other a little, then exchanging numbers, making out some more, meeting up again, etc. Too bad they were all dysfunctional and crazy, but definitely DTF.

Dunno how it would be now, though. Not a bar person anymore; don't get all pretty'd up; the pimp gear is fading; put on some pounds; not as out there. Definitely haven't been getting as many looks, approaches, or compliments, which is understandable. No where near where I could be, and used to be, 6+ years ago.