ok this is my dream team:
Me, muscleman, and who dares win would be spearheading the action. We'd be all business, get in the club, and go straight for the hottest chicks. It would be a friendly competition, but a fierce one no doubt on who could get the hottest girl. While me and who dares win would be competing for the hottest girl, muscleman wouldn't care he'd just go for the lay, whether that's a 7 or 8 wouldn't be as important as it would be for me and who dares. Die hard would be in our group too, but he'd be mostly complaining about that b*tch ex BPD of his. He'd be drinking way more than any of us. We'd have a couple drinks, share some laughs, get a bit of a buzz going, then immediately separate and go in for the kill.
Purefilth would come in and get wasted. He'd be chatting up the hotties, but he wouldn't be in on as much of a mission as the first three of us, he'd be a bit more laid back. Kinda like, if it happens it happens.
Older vets like backbreaker, danger, zekko, samspade, boilermaker, and jitterbug would be on the sidelines catching up with each other, sometimes arguing and sometimes critiquing the other guys who are out hitting on girls. Once in a while, they'd talk to girls and get numbers just to make sure they still got it. Most of the guys in this group probably wouldn't do anything with the numbers cuz most of them have wives or steady girlfriends at home. Burroughs would be here too pointing out all the biggest skanks who walked in.
betheman and mauser would come with us just to get out of the house, and they'd be at the bar with the older guys, chatting up women if the opportunity came along.
PairPlus and BibleBelt would sit with the older guys, but eventually get bored and go off to do their own thing together. If they weren't liking the vibe of the club, they might even leave a little early and head out to some other club or better yet, a bar where the music's not so loud.
Atom smasher and desdinova would be out hitting on the hotties too, they'd be targeting women who are a bit older and more sophisticated. They'd also be on a bit more of a mission than some of the other older married guys. If the right young hottie came along, even if she was a bit more of a dirty slut, these two would be more than down for it, as long as no one else found out
Big Neil would be at the bar next to some girl buying her drinks all night. And hey, she'd probably seem to be liking the conversation.
GotED? and Naughty Ninja would be with Floyd, mike32ct, BeginningDJ, sageproduct, SamTheHobit, and john chops trying to encourage them and telling them how easy it is to talk to and pick up girls. The two older guys in this group would start chatting up the ladies just to show the younger guys how it's done. They'd probably also point out to me, muscleman, and who dares win as motivation and to show how you have to be more aggressive. Floyd would be more casual, chatting up some hottie by the bar. Mike32ct would be at the bar too, thinking it would be nice to get laid but not counting on it. Floyd and Mike might get bored standing around at the bar talking to girls and would probably end up joining me and who dares win on the dancefloor, where we'd no doubt be hitting on the two hottest girls. At this point, muscleman would probably already be making out with his chick, if he hasn't left with her already.
Bokanovsky and TillTheEndofTime would be on the sidelines, laughing at anyone who thinks they're actually gonna get laid in a place like this, wherever it is we happen to be.
Goundra and twentee would be at home writing another angry message on SoSouave to anyone who's willing to read it.
PrettyBoyAJ would probably be at home, flaking on us because he's so in love with that woman of his.
