Faking experience/skill at doing the deed

[Kenny Powers]

so this is my 2nd post here in 2 days which i usually dont do because i have a life, but this is a semi emergency. I've got a sure thing lined up (although this wouldn't be the first time i've mistakenly thought this) a few weeks from now with a girl i am friends with and want to develop a friends with benefits situation with.

Now i've had sex with a few girls so far, but in most cases i was drunk and not that into them. Im not that worried about ed but do worry about performance. I don't expect to blow her mind away, but want her to at least think im more experienced than i am cause thats the persona ive tried to create when im around her.

So does anyone have any tips on how to pull off coming off as more experienced than I am? Also any pointers on how to make her scream my name wouldn't hurt either. I already know to go slow and pull out before climaxing and finger her for a bit before going back in. Anything else that might help?

 

[dementia]

Alot of the time standing out from the crowd is merely just a case of eating pvssy. Get her in the shower first if you can and then eat her ***** out like its grandmas good old fashioned apple pie. This with not blowing your load after 2 minutes is probably all it will take... a girl i recently nailed was like "Any guy who isnt going for 40 minutes is just NOT gona make me come"... i had her in 20 minutes... she was impressed...the eating out makes things quicker.

 

[vwmaniac]

Yup, up the oral skills and you're golden. The key is to get them begging for it, but hold off a little longer. Don't give em the DNA gun right when they ask, but if they get off while you're down south it's a safe bet to jump in. Also, if you're close and they start the whole, "RIGHT THERE DON'T STOP!!!" routine, just flex your abs as hard as you can. With enough crunches and practice you can keep tsunami's from hitting Japan. Good luck.

 

[I'm in the Mood]

Maybe if you blindfold her you'll create the illusion that you're better than you really are. It will give her a different sensation too, because I bet not many men have blindfolded her on the first fvck.

 

[alecks]

whats with women that arnt into australian kissing? (down under) i nailed this chick last night that i have been teasing for a while (nobody in her house) and i went down and she said i dont get any pleasure out of that...do you think i should jus do it anyway and show her my skills next time boys? i hav been told im good down there.any suggestions? i hav made chicks jizz before by doing **** all work,dunno how,wudnt mind making her scream my name too.peace out brothers

 

[loveshogun]

Unfortunately, my friend, faking experience with sex will only harm your abilities. Don't set her expectations higher than you can perform, because after the clothes come off, there's no more peacocking. Unless you wanna use some rubber bands to secure your dong to a 12" ruler or something.

Be cool with your lack of experience. It will go up over time. Most girls, when they're willing to bang you, aren't trying to sabotage you.

Practical tips: Learn to use everything EXCEPT for your penis, because that little guy is gonna be way too excited. Tease the sh*t out of her. I personally like to circle the vulva - VERY gently - with my index finger until it's nice and greasy. Then stick it in, only up until the fingernail disappears from sight, and wiggle it slightly whilst massaging the ****. Every chick I've ever been with, including the ones who "didn't like being fingered," would reach for my hand after 5 minutes to try to get me knuckle deep, that or beg me to f*ck them.

That's a Love Shogun move right there, son. Kinda like the "hadoken."

In the bedroom, take it slow. It's not a race. Fingers, lips, tongue, teeth. You got 'em, use 'em. Plus, nothing will put you in the mood like a girl, in no uncertain terms, begging for c*ck.

 

[5string]

Find some Cialis. You'll be able to poke holes through steel doors for 2-3 days with a little piece of it.

 

[PDubb75]

alecks, don't hijack the thread. Make a separate post for a different question.

OP, I completely agree with the other suggestions of oral sex. Many inexperienced guys don't want to bother with that, so that could do it by itself. dementia is right on with what he said.

Sometimes doing something unexpected and out of nowhere can make it seem like you know what you are doing. If you randomly pulled on her hair, smacked her ass really hard, or something similar, it could come off as you "knowing what past girls liked". At least that's seemed to be a common reaction in my experience. And it was a positive one. Maybe someone else can weigh in on that thought.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Thanks for the advice so far guys, especially the lack of judgement haha. Think i'll just mess around and see what she likes and try to use my diick as little as possible, but enough to make it enjoyable for me though :woo:

I like the australian kissing idea (oral sex), especially potentially after a shower to limit the stank. However, i must sadly admit that i've never given oral because as i mentioned earlier i've never f-ed a girl i liked enough to bother doing so. So some advice on how to best do that would be great. I get the general gist of it (tongue goes in pvssy) but a few pointers would be appreciated (e.g. focus on cliit or vag?)

That's a Love Shogun move right there, son. Kinda like the "hadoken."

BEST QUOTE EVER! loveshogun you are my new hero

 

[JMoneyINC.]

This is from "The Sixteen Commandments of Poon" link here

http://roissy.wordpress.com/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon/

XIV. **** her good

**** her like it’s your last ****. And hers. **** her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately that she is left a quivering, sparking mass of shaking flesh and sex fluids. Drain her of everything, then drain her some more. Kiss her all over, make love to her all night, and hold her close in the morning. Own her body, own her gratitude, own her love. If you don’t know how, learn to give her squirting orgasms.

I've been abiding by this rule for sometime now, and let me tell you, I always get a call back. Start doing this and before long, you'll have nothing to worry about. gl

 

[alecks]

pdubb75 i didnt mean to but in brother if thats what u mean,im only a newbie.as for doing things unexpected in the height of it = for the win

 

[PDubb75]

pdubb75 i didnt mean to but in brother if thats what u mean,im only a newbie.as for doing things unexpected in the height of it = for the win

Not a big deal. I just know how it can be frustrating when you create a thread and someone asks a question and people start answering them instead (Kinda like this right here haha)

OP, as far as advice for oral sex, I'll try to give some without making this sound like an adult novel haha. The best advice I can give is: tease like crazy! Kiss/lick/blow on her inner thigh and all around her pvssy without touching her pvssy. Lick up and down both sides of it, kiss right above her ****, pretend like you are about to lick it, and instead just exhale. Then flick your tongue on her ****. If you teased her enough she will go crazy at that point. Switch it up going from her **** and between her lips. You can also finger her while you lick/suck on her ****.

A friend of mine says he likes to write the alphabet with his tongue. I personally think it's not the best technique, but if she likes it, go ahead. Whatever you do, pay attention to her reaction. She will be telling you what she likes.

And I'm spent....

 

[IamJosan]

I say take your time on the foreplay. When you have her all worked up, then go in for vaginal. But don't just stick to one position. Do at least 5 different positions. And always take the lead!