Facial Hair.

[Julian]

no sideburns? like this guy?

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/uniforms/hat-senior-officer-patrol-blue.jpg

thats bad news.

 

[hardwork]

Stubble is usually only cool when it's part of a larger vibe of overall ruggedness. You have to be pretty damn haggard to pull it off.

The bottom line on facial hair: As long as you're not pulling a Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, you're money for landing fully 98% of the Western world's babes.