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[Ll Principe]

I recently got facebook, been adding some people.
A few things --->

1. A guy used this chicks computer and started tuning me Im gay because in my foto's section I have a few photo's that show my body (I have a good body) by the way, then I thought this guy is just jealous but than again about 5 other girls have told me Im a poser because of the fact Im showing off my body? Any suggestions for both of those issues?

2. How do I show off myself, what type of photo's should I be doing?

3. Any additional facebook tips please

 

[djSlvt]

1. Get rid of that guy, and 5 other girls.


2. Like this:

http://www.ugo.com/channels/filmtv/features/reno911/images/reno911_1.jpg


With a lot of phalic sysmbols. That photo has like 20 things pointing to his penis. That's good. Focuses their attention on where it counts.


3. Get rid of player haters. Don't get stuck online. Do what I do, get a bike and get out. You can meet more people on the bike than on foot or by car. Online is crap and only works if you know someone and adding them, in that case you dont' need to impress anyone.

 

[Ll Principe]

1. Okay done. But how do I show off my foto's without being a "poser" thats what Im asking, cut out all the 6pac pics?

2. lol

3. I do that, its a pastime, an hour a day

 

[djSlvt]

Easy, get rid of player haters. Player haters can go off and hate on someone else. But in your reality, looking good in picture, is not posing.

 

[sparky0000]

Gay? WTF? Just because your pics might look like EVERY guy's pics on dlist.com doesn't mean that you are gay. No way. So you have a profile and pics on dlist.com. Still doesn't make you gay. So you talk nasty to the other boys on dlist.com Eh? Don't mean a thing.

What these guys don't understand is that every girl is a s***. Oh yeah, all of them. All girls think about is sex, sex, and sex. That is it. You think that gay porn is for guys? Hell no! It is for girls. Gay guys are just a secret lie. There really is no such thing. It is just a way for girls to see guys go at it.

I speak from experience. Every single girl I have known has wanted me to whip my bad boy out and smack it on the table. They said so. Before they even spoke to me they were hoping I would show them what I got. You have some ripped abs and you are golden. That guy is only hating on you because even though he might drive around in a new S-Class Benz he still can't compete against your rock hard body :yes: . Any broad on this planet would take your abs over the feeling of soft heated leather seats on a cold winter's day.

BTW, aren't you going to show us your profile??

 

[djSlvt]

Welcome to my reality sparky. Every girl would take my rock solid abs for a night, or two, then fvck a rich guy's car, and if she can achieve, me on the side. Every girl is looking for a sugar daddy, and a man. But you see, I'm not interested in that sh1t. I could care less if she's broke and needs a man to take care of her. That's what daddy's for.

 

[gmillar]

You won't come off as a poser if you're doing something in the photo, like volleyball or swimming, boating, anything where it's natural not to have a shirt on. And lifting weights doesn't count, sorry.

 

[sparky0000]

djslvt,

Then you are one serious stud. I bet you are more horse than man in certain ways! If I were you I would rip my shirt off the moment before I was going to sit down with her for the first time. As it stands, my abs feel kinda mushy.

Must be nice to be the better looking one in a couple. All my life I have been the ugly piece of s*** next to the girl I am with. I also have never gone out with a girl who didn't still live at home with her daddy. One day I suppose I will be cool enough to find an older independent women who can support herself. Florida must be loaded with such creatures!

Seeing that you come from Florida I am sure that one of her first soccer or softball coaches got her first. Maybe a youth minister if her parents were quasi religious people. Youth coaches/Youth Ministers then sexy stud then Ferrari Boy then Super Husband/Dad. Am I right about the order?