Major credit goes to David Vitalio. Thanks for a night I know is going to be great, buddy. Also, I hope this really benefits you guys and maybe helps some of the haters to step up and work out their net game. With that said, here's a lesson in Facebook 101... (yes, this woman is BANGING HOT. 20 years old and a non-slutty Journalism major)... also, pay attention to the times.
THE HOOK
"I don't know if anyone has ever told you this before, but I noticed something really interesting about you."
Her
September 16 at 12:17pm
Oh yeah? Haha... What would that be?
I WAITED FOUR HOURS, IGNORING HER TEXTS. SHE WENT :crazy:
Me
September 16 at 4:48pm
You'll never believe it if I told you.
Her
September 16 at 4:50pm
Try mee
Me
September 16 at 4:53pm
Well, can you guess?
Her
September 16 at 4:53pm
nooo clueee
WAITED, then finally acknowledged her live chat messages.
Me
5:05pm
check this out
HERE I MODIFIED THE TECHNIQUE, I FOUND A PICTURE OF HER HAND THAT SHOWED ONE OR TWO LINES. IT WAS IN HER FIRST COUPLE FACEBOOK PICS SO IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE I STALK HER. (Who has time for that...?)
5:05pmJessica
haha yesss?
5:07pmTripp
well initially i had this assumption when i first met you cause my amazing people skills
5:07pmJessica
lol uh oh im scared
tell me
5:08pmTripp
the lines on your hand say deep down that you're a very sexual person, that you have a side that you keep hidden from everyone else
don't worry I won't tell anyone, it can be our secret
lol
5:09pmJessica
hahaha oh yeah? you can tell that?
5:10pmTripp
Of course. I have mostly the same lines and patterns.
5:10pmJessica
of course you do
lol
youre funnny
5:11pmTripp
with a better picture or in person I could tell you more
5:11pmJessica
can you tell me something about me that i havnt told you?
5:11pmTripp
did I tell you that?
5:12pmJessica
no i never told you that
5:11pmTripp
well
This is important stuff, you never know how much you're giving away here!
5:12pmJessica
but i never said it was true either
5:13pmTripp
yea but ur hands gave you away.
We need a private session. Thursday. Bring cash.
I LOGGED OFF IMMEDIANTLY. END OF SESSION. I thought this would have a larger effect on her psychologically.
Today
12:08amJessica
why arent you out on the town
12:11amTripp
Too much ambition towards success meh love. But my [food place] is late and I'm getting angry... I've already taken off the shirt. It'll turn sexy to dangerous in here soon.
12:12amJessica
hahaha
you are something else
ill make you more mad.. what kind of [food order] did you order
12:17amTripp
FEEEEEK
They charged me delivery AND I tipped two bucks. These [food order] better be orgasmic.
Hey
12:19amJessica
is it delish?
12:19amTripp
Hey I'll make you a deal.
12:19amJessica
deal???
12:20amTripp
deal = verbal contract
12:20amJessica
lol thank you
in this case it's written though?
12:20amTripp
anytime
I'm sure I can figure this out with the front office to fax you a written deal.
12:21amJessica
i mean we're typing so technically its written not verbal
12:22amTripp
don't turn into a hypocritisizer on me now
NOW SMOKE MY WEED
lol I've always wanted to say that
12:23amJessica
lol i'm glad i have you the opportunity
12:23amTripp
Appreciate it.
12:23amJessica
what's the deal kid?
12:23amTripp
OK squirt, here's the deal.
12:26amJessica
i'm all ears
12:28amTripp
This Friday, show up (clothing optional, but prefered to be worn) at 6, downtown. Dress-up (if worn) has to be sexified. A ride can be provided by your date. You won't get to know who he is. Sorry, he's a superhero by night, so he must remain anonymous.
12:29amTripp
In return, you get one badass meal with sexy time. Curfew can be stretched
12:30amTripp
Sign here ________
Initial here _____
and here ___________
12:31amJessica
lol you seriously crack me up! how could i resist such a deal
12:32amTripp
Impossible of course! Where do I pick you up?
12:33amTripp
Or would you like to meet me
12:34amJessica
you can pick me up if you'd like lol i guess i can trust you
MAGIC.
Tripp
OK, what apartment building?
12:34amJessica
[info]
12:35amTripp
I'll be there at 6 on Friday! Looking forward to it, but I should prob stop clowning around and finish reading Talk to you soon Jess.
Jessica
you want be to be decked out in "sexifed" clothes or dinner clothes now? hahaa
12:37amTripp
Ohhhhhh man. You just went up a couple points in my book on that one.
lata
LOGGED OFF.
THE HOOK
"I don't know if anyone has ever told you this before, but I noticed something really interesting about you."
Her
September 16 at 12:17pm
Oh yeah? Haha... What would that be?
I WAITED FOUR HOURS, IGNORING HER TEXTS. SHE WENT :crazy:
Me
September 16 at 4:48pm
You'll never believe it if I told you.
Her
September 16 at 4:50pm
Try mee
Me
September 16 at 4:53pm
Well, can you guess?
Her
September 16 at 4:53pm
nooo clueee
WAITED, then finally acknowledged her live chat messages.
Me
5:05pm
check this out
HERE I MODIFIED THE TECHNIQUE, I FOUND A PICTURE OF HER HAND THAT SHOWED ONE OR TWO LINES. IT WAS IN HER FIRST COUPLE FACEBOOK PICS SO IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE I STALK HER. (Who has time for that...?)
5:05pmJessica
haha yesss?
5:07pmTripp
well initially i had this assumption when i first met you cause my amazing people skills
5:07pmJessica
lol uh oh im scared
tell me
5:08pmTripp
the lines on your hand say deep down that you're a very sexual person, that you have a side that you keep hidden from everyone else
don't worry I won't tell anyone, it can be our secret
lol
5:09pmJessica
hahaha oh yeah? you can tell that?
5:10pmTripp
Of course. I have mostly the same lines and patterns.
5:10pmJessica
of course you do
lol
youre funnny
5:11pmTripp
with a better picture or in person I could tell you more
5:11pmJessica
can you tell me something about me that i havnt told you?
5:11pmTripp
did I tell you that?
5:12pmJessica
no i never told you that
5:11pmTripp
well
This is important stuff, you never know how much you're giving away here!
5:12pmJessica
but i never said it was true either
5:13pmTripp
yea but ur hands gave you away.
We need a private session. Thursday. Bring cash.
I LOGGED OFF IMMEDIANTLY. END OF SESSION. I thought this would have a larger effect on her psychologically.
Today
12:08amJessica
why arent you out on the town
12:11amTripp
Too much ambition towards success meh love. But my [food place] is late and I'm getting angry... I've already taken off the shirt. It'll turn sexy to dangerous in here soon.
12:12amJessica
hahaha
you are something else
ill make you more mad.. what kind of [food order] did you order
12:17amTripp
FEEEEEK
They charged me delivery AND I tipped two bucks. These [food order] better be orgasmic.
Hey
12:19amJessica
is it delish?
12:19amTripp
Hey I'll make you a deal.
12:19amJessica
deal???
12:20amTripp
deal = verbal contract
12:20amJessica
lol thank you
in this case it's written though?
12:20amTripp
anytime
I'm sure I can figure this out with the front office to fax you a written deal.
12:21amJessica
i mean we're typing so technically its written not verbal
12:22amTripp
don't turn into a hypocritisizer on me now
NOW SMOKE MY WEED
lol I've always wanted to say that
12:23amJessica
lol i'm glad i have you the opportunity
12:23amTripp
Appreciate it.
12:23amJessica
what's the deal kid?
12:23amTripp
OK squirt, here's the deal.
12:26amJessica
i'm all ears
12:28amTripp
This Friday, show up (clothing optional, but prefered to be worn) at 6, downtown. Dress-up (if worn) has to be sexified. A ride can be provided by your date. You won't get to know who he is. Sorry, he's a superhero by night, so he must remain anonymous.
12:29amTripp
In return, you get one badass meal with sexy time. Curfew can be stretched
12:30amTripp
Sign here ________
Initial here _____
and here ___________
12:31amJessica
lol you seriously crack me up! how could i resist such a deal
12:32amTripp
Impossible of course! Where do I pick you up?
12:33amTripp
Or would you like to meet me
12:34amJessica
you can pick me up if you'd like lol i guess i can trust you
MAGIC.
Tripp
OK, what apartment building?
12:34amJessica
[info]
12:35amTripp
I'll be there at 6 on Friday! Looking forward to it, but I should prob stop clowning around and finish reading Talk to you soon Jess.
Jessica
you want be to be decked out in "sexifed" clothes or dinner clothes now? hahaa
12:37amTripp
Ohhhhhh man. You just went up a couple points in my book on that one.
lata
LOGGED OFF.