Facebook chat leads to excellent practice :)

[underoath777]

So some girl I met like 3 years ago added me last week. She's a 9, total hottie. Petite, tan, typical "hot" girl.

Anyways, I IMed her on facebook and decided to talk sh!t to her and just practice a little.

Here's part of the convo.

Like the first 15 min got cut. I was tellin her I had a dog named misty, and that they had to compete for me.

11:17pmMisty
=]
11:17pmBryan
my misty can't give me a massage, but she can fetch the paper and find someone else to
11:17pmMisty
haha aw
11:17pmBryan
Get the **** over here and bring me a chicken casadilla!

This is like your midterm. If it's good, you'll get an A!
11:18pmMisty
haha
im like a day away from u!
11:18pmBryan
Pshhh
No excuses
Love has no boundaries!
11:19pmMisty
haha wow love
thats a big leap from comparing me to ur dog!
11:20pmBryan
So many emotions!
11:20pmMisty
haha o yess
11:20pmBryan
I don't think I can live without you!
11:20pmMisty
wtffffffff
11:20pmBryan
I might cry myself to sleep!
hahaha
So.
you said you can do it all
what do you mean?
Like get my paper for me too?
11:25pmMisty
haha sure
11:26pmBryan
are you one of those weirdos from smith island?
11:26pmMisty
fucccck no
ur mean to me
11:27pmBryan
whatev.
11:27pmMisty
u are!
11:27pmBryan
I dont know you anymore than any other girl with a cute face
11:27pmMisty
call me a stalker, compare me to ur dog and call me a weirdo!
11:28pmBryan
that means NOTHING to me lol
HAHa
11:28pmMisty
ha ok. bye.
11:28pmBryan
well you're getting cooler
little by little
11:28pmMisty
****tttt im cooler then the other side of the pillow 8)
11:29pmBryan
Lol no. Listen. Just because a girl is cute doesn't mean I'm gonna be all googoo gaga!
OK seriously now
that statement
earned you 1 cool point!
11:29pmMisty
haha i herd it in a new rap song recently
11:29pmBryan
****kkkkkk
I thought you made it up!
Ughh. well i'll still let you keep the cool point
11:31pmMisty
haha ok..
11:31pmBryan

yep
get to 10 and you can take me out and buy me dinner
11:32pmMisty
aha!
i dont take guys outt
11:32pmBryan
OK
well then you can take me inside
11:32pmMisty
u do magic?
11:32pmBryan
Yep
I just had a show tonight
11:33pmMisty
haha i can do magic
11:33pmBryan
Bull****.
I don't believe you!
I need proof
11:34pmMisty
well its pretty easy...
11:36pmBryan
yeah? and how so??
I don't think you know ANY tricks
11:36pmMisty
haha well i can get wet w/o water..
11:37pmBryan
Yeah but I'm the magician, I'll make you wet without water
I can do more than that
11:38pmMisty
haha
11:38pmBryan
BUT, I dont reveal my secrets, ortell about my tricks
11:38pmMisty
me either
11:38pmBryan
and these are only reserved for cute girls who can cook
So I see your application here...Misty, is it?
11:39pmMisty
haha good luck =]
11:39pmBryan
Hmm.. cute? Check.
can cook? Mmmm doubtful
11:39pmMisty
haha okkkk
11:40pmBryan
whatev.
11:43pmBryan
I think we should take a break
this relationship is too much taking
11:44pmMisty
word
11:44pmBryan
Irrelevant.
11:44pmMisty
?
11:45pmBryan
You were fun to talk to at first
now.... ehhh
You still have cool points to obtain
you were so close dude.
11:45pmMisty
haha thankssss
11:46pmBryan
Hey
do you floss before or AFTER you brush your teeth?
11:46pmMisty
before
u?
11:47pmBryan
I do it before
I thought I was the only one, lol
11:47pmMisty
thats cool
well if u do it after the ****s still in ur mouth
11:47pmBryan
Somebody finally gets me
let's forget about that divorce..maybe we can work things out afterall,
Ayo. so what do you do for fun? other than talk mad **** of course
11:48pmMisty
haha i thinnnk we can =]
11:51pmMisty
wheres my roccccck foollllll
11:52pmBryan
Could not connect to Facebook Chat at this time.
No rock, yet. I have something rock hard though! Remember, I'm a magician. And answer my question!
11:52pmBryan
No rock, yet. I have something rock hard though! Remember, I'm a magician. And answer my question!
11:54pmBryan
btw, the rock hard thing that I have is ......a rock. Get your mind out of my pants. I mean, the gutter.
11:54pmMisty
i didnt sayyy anythinnng dirtyyy! i just asked what ?
11:55pmBryan
Lol
I said what do you do for fun? other than talking mad ****
11:55pmMisty
parttyyyyy
and thats it
o yah shop and tan too
11:55pmBryan
and cook right?
11:55pmMisty
typicallll
11:56pmBryan
tahts good, i love party girls!
plus 1 cool point!
11:56pmMisty
haha soo how many cool points am i aiming for??
11:56pmBryan
damn, I didnt think you'd do it, but you're climbing up with those cool points. get em girlllll
well It takes like a good 50 to get in my pants
so you wanna aim for like 5000
11:57pmMisty
haha who says i even wanna get in ur pants?!?
11:57pmBryan
No one had to.
11:58pmMisty
haha some ones ****yy
11:58pmBryan
I know nothing about ****iness.
I simply am.


After that, i signed off unexpectedly, and I'll prob talk to her in a few days. Btw, she has a boyfriend.

Notice the **** tests she gave me in there, at one time she said "ok bye." and I just completely ignored it.

 

[ENIGMA16]

Are you going to pursue this or are you not comfortable with it because she has a boyfriend? If the former then you should've kept this convo to 10 minutes or less and went for the number, and if the latter then you shouldn't be talking to her at all.

 

[underoath777]

Are you going to pursue this or are you not comfortable with it because she has a boyfriend? If the former then you should've kept this convo to 10 minutes or less and went for the number, and if the latter then you shouldn't be talking to her at all.

Lol neither. I was just bored and wanted to have fun. She moved last year a few hours away from me. And no, I don't care if a girl has a bf or not.

 

[Alextheegreat]

man keep it up, Im still learning, well I will always be learning but I didn't know women like this **** that much haha

 

[Alexander]

She's not into you, that's pretty clear to me even if sometimes she's being flirty, that's just how women are.

 

[katatonia]

Too much overtness. You don't need to tell her you are ****y, you don't need to tell her you don't svck up to cute girls. Let her notice that herself.

Btw she doesn't seem very interested and I don't see any sh1t tests?

 

[the_govner]

You could've closed it after the initial magic part.

she said she can get wet without water HOWMUCH MORE DO YOU NEED!!

 

[r0cky]

This convo lasted about 30 mins more than it should have. The tension was high right after she said you were 'mean to her' and thats when you should've asked her for her number. Your response to the 'wet' comment was good because this was a sh.t test. She used it to see if you would become her little puppy, but you stood your ground and didnt let it get you excited, so thats good.
Just try to keep the online convos short and get to the phone asap.

 

[underoath777]

Well I'm not pursuing this girl, I just wanted to talk sh!t because I was bored. I have zero intentions on getting with her, I just wanted to see how long I could go


We're hours away from each other, so yes I don't believe she was that interested, but then again she could've stopped talking to me whenever she wanted. Like I said, fun and practice