Excuses from dames - Post 'em..

[DonGorgon]

"i am sick, and my teeth hurt"
"i am bleeding"
"my father and grand mother died.."
"i left my phone in the car"

Women love to lie and love to be lied to also...

 

[xectxny19x]

"sorry. i didn't hear my phone go off."


This is from a girl who rescheduled the same date 2x in a row, & she is the one who asked for us to meet up. Never again.
- i have to go see this little girl play the flute at her school.
- i have a christmas party to go to.
:crazy:

 

[crossboss]

I once heard somebody say to a guy that their penis is too large.

 

[slitherjef]

Her: "hey, im talking about cars with my friend, can I call you back?"

me:

 

[LostAndConfused]

"You're too scrawny"

then a day later

"You look like steroids."

 

[tick37]

"You're too scrawny"

then a day later

"You look like steroids."

No wonder you're lost and confused.