Excuses from dames - Post 'em..

[Poonani Maker]

i dropped my phone in a cup of beer last night.

I cut my hand and fell down some stairs.

Dont you miss going to concerts with me??!!

i need your digits again so message them por favor.

 

[Gustav Yavo]

"my vagina is sick "

"im on my period"

"i have aids"

 

[HandyAndy]

"my grandma exploded"

 

[progressive1]

my grandparents are in town

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

i dropped my phone in a cup of beer last night.

I cut my hand and fell down some stairs.

Dont you miss going to concerts with me??!!

i need your digits again so message them por favor.

you might want to also post what you asked them... i have no clue what those mean.

me (working at my food drive-through trying to "recruit" a chick i went to school with for a short period of time for my other job at abercrombie): blah blah blah havent seen you in forever... why don't you come in for a while! maybe you might be interested in working blah blah blah!"
her (in passenger seat of her mom's car): we're in a rush! i can't give me your number blah blah.

i didn't expect to get a ring, and i didn't... it was a bummer... she looked like kady malloy like a serious twin... :crazy: ...and to think i had a chance with her (or that she had a chance with me ) when we were going to school together! damn.

was a couple weeks ago.

 

[DonJuan11]

I told a girl I might be going on a road trip Sunday + Monday with some buddies (it was a long weekend), then I asked her if she wanted to do lunch sometime on the weekend too (I was thinking Saturday but didn't specifiy)

She said "But don't you have that trip with your friends?"
I said "Oh I guess you're right, we'll do it some other time"

Deleted her number, haven't talk to her since.

 

[j0n024]

lol...

I got one, I called this chick that I tried to game earlier and she blew me off so I took awhile off and called her maybe 4weeks later lol. I called her and she remembered me

ME: Hey I am going with some friends to go see a movie why dont you come and tag along
HER: ok sounds good what time?
ME: I dont know probably the last one so 10...
HER: ok
ME: I will call you around 8 46 to get ready alright
HER: ok
ME: later
I call her at that time 2 times and she doesnt answer....guess that is a good excuse...none at all lol. I deleted number and havent tried calling her anymore. I got her number at Pizza Hut so I wanna go in there sometime and when she sits us I am going to bust on her for flaking on me 2 times...lol see her get red.

 

[Bible_Belt]

"I had to visit my boyfriend in jail."

 

[MooseGod]

I told a girl I might be going on a road trip Sunday + Monday with some buddies (it was a long weekend), then I asked her if she wanted to do lunch sometime on the weekend too (I was thinking Saturday but didn't specifiy)

She said "But don't you have that trip with your friends?"
I said "Oh I guess you're right, we'll do it some other time"

Deleted her number, haven't talk to her since.

Are you sure that was a rejection? You should have been a little more persistant.

Now a drink thrown in your face, that would probably count.

 

[woods]

"sorry I didn't call, but I ended up going to the hot springs"
"Oh REHEHEEAAALLLYY??? with who?"
"Some poor guy I met was really depressed cuz his fiance left him at the alter, and I thought he was suicidal so I took him to the hot springs, and before we knew it, the sun was coming up, but we didnt DO anything."

a side note: I was the dyck, cuz "I should have had faith and trust" in her instead of dumping her immediately, like an "insecure little boy."

Good one, huh?

 

[Moofahsa]

LOL Woods, what a dumb broad.

 

[DonJuan11]

Are you sure that was a rejection? You should have been a little more persistant.

I offered to get together with her and she used what I said before against me. That doesn't sound like a girl who's into me.

 

[aldaris]

"Not tonight. Wasn't five hours this afternoon enough for you. I am sore."

left her after that. i have needs.

 

[ezily]

i dropped my phone in a cup of beer last night.

:crackup: heard that one before.

one girl told me once she had to go home for some family stuff and she didn't remember she had to before (she told me at the last minute). Needless to say I deleted her number.

 

[woods]

LOL Woods, what a dumb broad.

Unfortunately, it was like "dumb me" though. She had me fooled with shyt like this because she'd be like "If I were cheating on you, do you really think I'd tell you THIS much? You're a scorpio, and its in your nature to be jealous, and possessive." blah blah blah. Best manipulative liar I've ever met!

I'm too embarrassed to write any other outlandish excuses she made that I put up with.

 

[Bussey]

Who the hell says dames? Are you a 50's gangster see?

 

[ElStud]

"I broke my phone"

"I don't have a cellphone"

"My parents took my cellphone away"

"I lost my cellphone"

 

[qstorm501]

"Where i was I couldnt get reception on my cell"

" I have to watch my niece"

" i gotta get up early in the morning"

" i didnt get your text"

and the phrase i have heard countless times in my life

" I have been REALLY busy lately"

 

[tick37]

These are the ones I've heard, and they were all from the same girl for the same date.

I think I'm going to be sick on Friday.

I have to wash my hair that night.

I forgot my mom wanted to hang out that night.

 

[In Motion]

My hamster chewed over the wire to my cordless phone.

o_0