*****UPDATE*******
I really wish yall wouldve been there. Alas, this morning I tried my groundbreaking move and with much anticipated results, it worked like a fvcking charm!! This fine azz biatch started to approach me in the passageway at work, as she was coming closer to me, I thought she would be a prime candidate for this little experiment. she comes closer my way and I smile, she smiles back but it was kinda of half smile, nothing too enthusiastic. Then she passed me by and I said in a devious little tone, "did you just touch me azz"? she said "no, I didnt" and I said "well, do you wanna"? and she said "can I" and I said "why of course!" , so I bend over and she starts to feel my right butt cheek, during this time, I was starting to get all hot and bothered and managed to get some wood. I then had to take her hand off of my buttocks and then proceeded to place it on my wooded area. She said that this is the hardest wood that she has ever felt and that she was very impressed with its firmness and size. I told her that she could take it out and suck on it for a bit if she was quick (caz I didnt want anyone to see us there doing this in the p-way
) So, im not going to go into lustful details but you get the point. I told you this shiit works and you didnt believe me, did you? Try it and you should get similiar results. This has been the most uplifting experience one could go through. I was not expecting this and God must have been looking down on me this day.
