EXAMPLES OF ****Y + FUNNY

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oldschooler said:
If ever you want to set up a date by phone, hang up before she replies to the date location and time it's magic.
Haha :crackup: I'm gonna try this just cause I would find it so entertaining :crackup: :up:
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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You: "Hi there, I have a magical watch that tells me you arent wearing pant!es."
Her: "Yes I am."
You: "My watch must be an hour ahead."

LMFAO THATS GREAT
 

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A lot of these are great, but does the age of the girl matter? I assume saying something to a 20yr old would work different on a 30yr old.
 
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