Ex-girlfriend is trying to get in contact with me. What do I do?

[El Payaso]

She is actually the last girlfriend I had in my AFC days when I was still oblivious to female behavior.

I haven't checked my Twitter inbox in a while and last night I saw a message from Jan 8. It was from her sister saying "Hi Payaso, xxxxxxxx said I should ask you for your phone number she's afraid to ask herself so as not to upset you."

I just chuckled to myself as I don't have any interest in her sister and absolutely don't want to even f*ck her or have anything to do with her. I saw her at a New Year's party this year and she kept looking at me constantly. She walked past me like a hundred times but I just kept chatting with other guys and girls at the party.

This morning, I got another message from her sister again saying "Hey, Payaso. Did you get back to xxxxxxx with your phone number?"

I didn't reply again. Do I just keep ignoring her?

This might sound twisted but part of me also wants to absolutely humiliate and destroy her self esteem by replying with something that will crush her. Part of me wants to make me get in contact with her so I can send a picture of one of my current plates sucking my d!ck or fvcking her.

This girl was evil to the core and part of me wants to return the favor. Ideas for humiliation or do I just ignore? Thoughts?

 

[BraddH]

You will be just as evil as she is.

 

[El Payaso]

Take her numbrer, talk, and cumm on her face.

I don't even want to cumm on her face. That's how despicable I find her. The thought of my d!ck being within a mile from her makes me soft and want to throw up.

 

[Jariel]

Rise above it and move on.

It's been said before, but the best revenge is living a good life.

I've known so many guys hang on to plans of revenge on an ex, thinking they can win her over then reject her or humiliate her, but then it all backfires and the guy gets ignored or humiliated even more and is left even more angry and pathetic.

Go and enjoy your life and chalk this up to a valuable lesson.

 

[VladPatton]

Reply on Twitter to her sister:

"No, I did not contact your sister as I have no interest in her anymore. I have met an incredibly beautiful, smart, and we'll-to-do girl and I am completely into her. It is very likely I will marry this wonderful girl very, very soon. Bye!"

This should maker her feel pretty stupid.Feel free to add more embellishments. Press send, giggle, and enjoy your day. Ignore all blowback from this event and delete this virus of a girl from your life.

 

[adam225]

Take her numbrer, talk, and cumm on her face.

I do like this plan.

Reply on Twitter to her sister:

"No, I did not contact your sister as I have no interest in her anymore. I have met an incredibly beautiful, smart, and we'll-to-do girl and I am completely into her. It is very likely I will marry this wonderful girl very, very soon. Bye!"

This should maker her feel pretty stupid.Feel free to add more embellishments. Press send, giggle, and enjoy your day. Ignore all blowback from this event and delete this virus of a girl from your life.

But this one sounds more fun. This should REALLY get back at her. She will, hate this & I MEAN HATE. :crackup: Time to get your own back OP. Teach the skank a lesson.

 

[Trump]

I haven't checked my Twitter inbox in a while and last night I saw a message from Jan 8. It was from her sister saying "Hi Payaso, xxxxxxxx said I should ask you for your phone number she's afraid to ask herself so as not to upset you."

This morning, I got another message from her sister again saying "Hey, Payaso. Did you get back to xxxxxxx with your phone number?"

I didn't reply again. Do I just keep ignoring her?

I would.

Nothing is those tweets indicates she cares about you, its about herself. Unless she says "I'm sorry lets go out I'll make it up to you" or "I'd like to call you to apologize, can I have your number again?", no reply is warranted. What business is it of her sister if you contacted her or not.

As always, they make it about themselves. :woo:

 

[El Payaso]

Reply on Twitter to her sister:

"No, I did not contact your sister as I have no interest in her anymore. I have met an incredibly beautiful, smart, and we'll-to-do girl and I am completely into her. It is very likely I will marry this wonderful girl very, very soon. Bye!"

This should maker her feel pretty stupid.Feel free to add more embellishments. Press send, giggle, and enjoy your day. Ignore all blowback from this event and delete this virus of a girl from your life.

D@mn, Vlad. You really know how to write a soul crushing message Should I tell it to her sister or directly to the ex? I don't really want to get her sister caught in the middle and have her hear every dirty little detail.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

Reply back and give her the number to the rejection hotline.