Evil, Evil Little Girls

spider_007

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They are like little crack dealers....who have cornered the market on "GIRL GUIDE COOKIES"

mmmmm....so good.....i can't bolive they don't sell these in the stores, instead we get to look forward to that one day a year when they sell them.


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I tell ya, that much dont make sense, unless I put myself in your shoes.


At times I too put them a little too high, even #1. Nobody's #1 but myself. But I get lost once in a while when one of them cute little teases my nuts and brains. It takes some serious control to keep the balance. The smaller and cutter they are, the easier it is for them.





Hey! I dont even want to think about that!
 

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HEY!!!!!!!

i didn't mean it that way you perv.!!!!!!!



I'm talking about the stupid cookies they sell to raise money for their school.......



For all you pervs, and people who need a detaild explaination; Once a year schools try to raise money by having kids sell "girl guide cookies".....The freaking cookies are awsome!!!!!! LIKE CRACK:whistle: i ate an entire box since 9 this morning (it's 10:50 now)
 

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No one would buy them from girlscouts if you could buy them in the stores.
 

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HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I didnt mean it that way you perv.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




The fact that you thought it that way means you are a perv.



What I meant was little girl. They can be small when 18 and over too, if you didnt know. Pervard lol. You should have said what you wanted in Russian. :D


Nah, I dont get girls selling cookies around here.
 

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Err Girl Scout Cookies? :-\, Never really liked em.

I had excess sweets 6th grade - 9th grade then I just grew out of em a shame tho I ocassionally eat chocolate now.... but now I started to lift too so thats out of the question o well.
 
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