Adonis
Master Don Juan
Alright, there seems to be quite a few questions on this bulletin regarding image and how to basically look good so the females come running to you instead of you running to them. This is the modern era – it’s alright for men to look good and be revered as sex objects like we revere women to be sexually attractive. So I decided to post(I’m basically reiterating my previous ones) this stuff so people can take heed to it. With a renewed sense of confidence you can make yourself physically attractive so women want bag you and not just for your sly player tactics. Trust me you will do less work and have the women work more to have you.
But, first off - if you're just fu#king ugly, you're just Fu*king ugly and you're s#it out of luck. No Versace pants nor a Dolce & Gabanna shirt is gonna save you from from your predicament. But, if you're somewhat of an average chap then maybe if you spiced up your wardrobe collection you may get some. My problem is that I dress up too much - a lot of my money goes into the expense of clothes(stylish ones) and beauty supply. There are some downsides to this of course - a lot of homosexual men come up to me and hit on me often. However, when I walk by women - I see their heads turn around in a frenzy almost twisting their neck so far off the sides with their tongue hanging out. Oh, the best part of it is the compliments - often times you get people coming up to you to comment on how good you look or how good you're dressed - basically you make yourself stand out and be noticed from the average masses of people out there.
Alright, let's start with the style tips:
The trick to dressing up is not about copying somebody's style. You want to be unique, but be careful not go overboard, and yet be sophisticated at the same time. Pick an era(20th - 21st century please!) that you are fond of and study the styles within that era. Find something that will look somewhat modern and pick out the outfits from your local vintage clothing shop. Swing(30's) seems to be popular nowadays - why don't you try this out. Disco(70's) now this is the era of style and design - you want to where the bell-bottom tight pants(please pick the not too flashy ones!) this is to get chicks to stare at your as@. Also, modern comtemporary ones that I don't see a lot of guys wear are styles from brands: Positano, BC Ethic, etc., The trick to clothes is picking out the ones that match - you don't wanna look like a tropical fruit cake do you?!? If you're wearing black shoes match it up with a black shirt or some kind of black top. Gray looks good with black - red, and blue as well. Avoid shirts that are green or shirts with a green undertone(yellow-green etc.) - these are bad for complexion regardless of your ethnicity. Pick shoes that give you more height – men’s shoes these days have heels that can go up to 3 inches - Kenneth Cole, Sketchers - makes really nice looking ones. Pick shoes that are black, burgundy, or wingtipped(if you're going for the swing look) - don't get too flashy with your shoes. If you can, do one style one day and do another style the next, if you're trying to impress a girl then she will notice you - you will also look cool. The trick is not to brag, keep your head up and let them feel your attitude - and that's: "I am the best looking motha-fu#cka in this crib and you all better notice!". Warning, if you succeed in following these tips - the homo of the species will come crawling towards you as well so be careful. Buy sizes of clothes that make you look slim slender and tall - don't buy one that are too baggy ere you'll look like pudgy hamster that had too much to eat. If you're fat - please work out - chicks don't wanna be chewing on the fat. Do something about your hair make it spikey, make it stand out - don't go overboard here. Your labor will be fruitless if you're running around all dressed up with a Bob Marley hair do! – but, hey that's not a bad idea at all. If you can afford it - go to Nordstrom, or if you're good at it shoplift their clothes it's easy enough to do. Make some invesment in your looks and your body – you only have one body and might as well pamper the living crap out of it. I recommend Macy's though - they usually have awesome sales on alternative clothing for young me.
Oh, one more thing – take it easy with denim jeans – yeah, yeah, I know you think this will make you look sexy – blah, blah, blah, but over a billion people are out there running around in blue jeans thinking they’re the **** – don’t join the mass be unique be different – being different will make you look mysterious to women and they want this.
But, first off - if you're just fu#king ugly, you're just Fu*king ugly and you're s#it out of luck. No Versace pants nor a Dolce & Gabanna shirt is gonna save you from from your predicament. But, if you're somewhat of an average chap then maybe if you spiced up your wardrobe collection you may get some. My problem is that I dress up too much - a lot of my money goes into the expense of clothes(stylish ones) and beauty supply. There are some downsides to this of course - a lot of homosexual men come up to me and hit on me often. However, when I walk by women - I see their heads turn around in a frenzy almost twisting their neck so far off the sides with their tongue hanging out. Oh, the best part of it is the compliments - often times you get people coming up to you to comment on how good you look or how good you're dressed - basically you make yourself stand out and be noticed from the average masses of people out there.
Alright, let's start with the style tips:
The trick to dressing up is not about copying somebody's style. You want to be unique, but be careful not go overboard, and yet be sophisticated at the same time. Pick an era(20th - 21st century please!) that you are fond of and study the styles within that era. Find something that will look somewhat modern and pick out the outfits from your local vintage clothing shop. Swing(30's) seems to be popular nowadays - why don't you try this out. Disco(70's) now this is the era of style and design - you want to where the bell-bottom tight pants(please pick the not too flashy ones!) this is to get chicks to stare at your as@. Also, modern comtemporary ones that I don't see a lot of guys wear are styles from brands: Positano, BC Ethic, etc., The trick to clothes is picking out the ones that match - you don't wanna look like a tropical fruit cake do you?!? If you're wearing black shoes match it up with a black shirt or some kind of black top. Gray looks good with black - red, and blue as well. Avoid shirts that are green or shirts with a green undertone(yellow-green etc.) - these are bad for complexion regardless of your ethnicity. Pick shoes that give you more height – men’s shoes these days have heels that can go up to 3 inches - Kenneth Cole, Sketchers - makes really nice looking ones. Pick shoes that are black, burgundy, or wingtipped(if you're going for the swing look) - don't get too flashy with your shoes. If you can, do one style one day and do another style the next, if you're trying to impress a girl then she will notice you - you will also look cool. The trick is not to brag, keep your head up and let them feel your attitude - and that's: "I am the best looking motha-fu#cka in this crib and you all better notice!". Warning, if you succeed in following these tips - the homo of the species will come crawling towards you as well so be careful. Buy sizes of clothes that make you look slim slender and tall - don't buy one that are too baggy ere you'll look like pudgy hamster that had too much to eat. If you're fat - please work out - chicks don't wanna be chewing on the fat. Do something about your hair make it spikey, make it stand out - don't go overboard here. Your labor will be fruitless if you're running around all dressed up with a Bob Marley hair do! – but, hey that's not a bad idea at all. If you can afford it - go to Nordstrom, or if you're good at it shoplift their clothes it's easy enough to do. Make some invesment in your looks and your body – you only have one body and might as well pamper the living crap out of it. I recommend Macy's though - they usually have awesome sales on alternative clothing for young me.
Oh, one more thing – take it easy with denim jeans – yeah, yeah, I know you think this will make you look sexy – blah, blah, blah, but over a billion people are out there running around in blue jeans thinking they’re the **** – don’t join the mass be unique be different – being different will make you look mysterious to women and they want this.
