Ever not go out, because you don't want to get laid?

Ricky

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This sounds crazy, but I am almost afraid to go out tonight because I don't trust my better judgement.

I met a girl last night and she's pretty nice, but not really my type, but anyways we had great rapport. She seemed pretty in to me.

I think there is a 95% chance she'll be at the local bar tonight and I broke up with my GF recently.

I could go to this bar to meet the girl and a group of my buddies, but I honestly don't trust myself. I think it very likely that I might end up banging this girl by the end of the night.

So for the first time in my life, I'm actually reluctant to go because I know the little head will do my thinking when push comes to push!

Go ahead flame away!
 

Dukester

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yes, a flamer!

fvck her brains out dude. what the **** are you thinking. a perfect oppourtunity to get laid, (if u think u can pull it off), and u pass it up.

sorry, but u r a fvcking dumbazz!!
 

Ricky

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I'm nuts there Duke. Just too fricking lazy to head out.

It's weird, I'm either hypermotivated or lazy as hell.

Fridays have always been that way for me.
 

Scought

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shut your mouth. you are talk. Go out and have fun. HHHAHHA what a fool. IF your penis guides you soooo much you wouldnt even be on this board hanging out. Youd be there. So go get drunk and have fun, and forget the girl.

Let me tell you how cool you are.:rolleyes:
 
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Now this is some funny ****....yeah I've had similar thoughts. I didn't want to go out last night because I didn't want to add another one to my team.

I went out anyways and got a phone #. I am friends with the DJ so I tried to stay next to his booth since he wanted someone to chat with.

But this one honey walked by and did a parameter breech on me:

(for a explanation of that :http://pimphop.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1038 )

And I just couldn't let that shyt go. I walked over and grabbed her arm while she was standing at the bar watching the dance floor and told her " let's dance!" and pulled her away from the bar. we danced 3 songs and I asked for her digits and left.

Sometimes when you got plenty of pvssy on your deck it's better just to stay home and work with what you got instead of being greedy. Now I'm gonna have to bone this big titty bit butted blond hairdresser ho, when I could of left it for the next brotha who may not have 1 single woman on his team.


I've sinned my brotha's...I am guilty of gluttony.
 

Tha Realnezz

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Not really. I might say I don't wanna deal with B1tches tonight or something like that But I wanna get ass most the time.
 
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