hydroponically inclined
Senior Don Juan
OMG everyone, I've just had this insane revelation that is a totally foolproof (alomst!) way!!!
I'll give steps so it's easy... This assumes you are at the end of the date, and that you are being dropped off at her place, or you are showing your place. Also, it also assumes that you know your kino, and SS patterns or whatever smooth phrases to use...
1. You and your date are in either a Cab, and are at her or your place. If it's at her place, do a closing and hope that she asks you to come in with her. If its at your place, you invite her over to show have coffee, or some more drinks. If she accepts your in.
If you and your date are in her car, you probably should be at your place (dropping each other off right with you being the first to go cuz she's gotta make it to her place). You invite her to have some more drinks, etc...
If you and your date are in your car, this assumes that you've already agreed to have her over.
2. Now that you two are inside your house, ask her to take off her shoes or (maybe not if they're which look like they hurt... but take yours off, and give her a grand tour (important)... bring her to every room and make the living room last. Don't show anything off to her that are in other rooms, show the stuff in your living room when you are there!
3. Ok, now you are in the living room, you should have lots of things to comment on. A TV, or stereo system, if not that bookshelf or fish are good. Have some plants too, big ones that you don't have to take care of much. Have a coffee table, or endtable or whatever, and have A recent newspaper, rolled to a section that might have some skin, perhaps the fashion section. Have some magazines too, latest and/or last moth's in combo's too, GQ is good, Popular Mechanics, Time, and Newsweek is good, Maxim, is iffy... have it open or really close by (she might pick it up and flip some pages...) to a sex tip section (this presumes that she may want to try it with you! Hope that she does!) Now that you have literature out of the way. Have a picture or painting of like a decent landscape... eg sunset. And have lots of items of interesting things with links to them! ie, souvineers from places like Egypt, Paris, Beijing, or wherever isn't normal for people to every year to go vactationing there. If it's a normal place like San Fransisco, LA, Orlando, NYC, then make sure it's not some post card, make it something interesting I can't think of anything, but this is so key!! YOU MUST HAVE THINGS OF INTEREST THAT WILL MAKE HER WONDER AND ASK YOU QUESTIONS, AND THEY MUST BE RELATED TO SOMETHING IN YOUR ROOM!!! The position of the remote for the tv may be important, if it's close by and easy to reach, then she might opt to flip on the TV, thus loosing her attention to you, but I don't know how well TV works... (****Make sure that you have a remote for the stereo or controls ON THE WAY IN TO YOUR LIVING ROOM**** this is so that you can smoothly turn on your music as if it was something that you do all the time you come in after work) Make sure that music is appropriate, I remember a post I think saying jazz is the best genre. I'll post later on what actual artists and songs are best for that.
4. Anyways, you're in her living room, with music on, if you have dimmers set them to a lower than usual brightness, and ask her if she would care to have a drink. This is where you will leave her for about 1-3 minutes, do not ask her to take a seat, tell her "make yourself at home, and I'll be right back"
Things you should have available for drinking: Have some beer, and some vodka and rum, and Coke (some cokes should be diet, you know how girls are...) have coffee or tea too.
If it's beer, make sure they're bottles, and make sure it's fukkin' cold! Take your time getting the bottle opener, fumble around looking for it in the pile of the misc. utensils drawer. When you find it, bring the two bottles and bottle opener with you to the living room. This should take about 1-3 mins, with her being alone.
If it's coffee and tea, set it up in the kitchen, again 1-3 mins or however long it takes, and while the water is reading up or the coffee brewing, get the dishes and cups ready. Sugar and milk/cream ready too! Make the coffee brew something very tastey and good, and easy for commenting! Not maxwell's, that's for your normal mornings.
5. Go back to the living room, hopefully she'll have picked something up, or she may have wandered around looking at your important 'interesting items'. Ask her, "so did you find anything interesting?", hopefully this will lead into something that you can resond to well, and then pop in a SS pattern onto her. If its a small picture in a frame you can pick up (I dunno, of a dog?), pick it up and show it to her upclose, she may try to touch it, and you gotta touch her at this time! Same deal with smaller artifacts, I dunno, a small puppet or cut out mini sculpture, you can make it a hand crafted race car, and say that you made it yourself (ie assembled and stuff).
5. During this time, you must find a place to put down a SS pattern down. You place it down, and while in the convo, go to something else of interest that you may think she would like (from what you've heard from her on the intersting thing that she mentioned before), and make sure that there is a physical piece of thing that is in your room of the same interest!!!!
6. OK, now that you've told her about something else of interest, tell her that you have xxxxxx item in your room that she might like that's related that second intersting thing. Say to her someting along these lines "I have an xxxxxx that you might like. Come here, I'll show you!" while at the same time walking towards your room, but still keeping eye contact (maybe slowly walking backwards), take her hand too if you think it's right, like lunge for it.
7. Now, you've got her in your room! (HAHA, this is when we really get down to business!) Dimmers, close blinds if existant, goto your item, grab it, and sit down on the side of your bed (this assumes that you dont' have a HUGE HUGE room). She'll come and sit down on it too, hopefully. Now this is where you have to lay down maybe another pattern down, or find a way to sneek in a question asking her if she'd like a massage, or shoulder rub. Find a way for this, this is real important too!!! You have to find a way to sneek it in, maybe she had a rough day, or week, ask her if she'd like you to relax her up w/ a massage. This is where you go down into the serious kino, and your major oportunity to hit the errogenous zones that will make her go horny. Look em up, and learn 'em (I dunno where they are, but I definitly know that they exist!)
Get her to lay down, or get more inside of the bed. Oh yeah, make sure your bed is fukking made! Don't make it military style with everything tucked all tight and neat, just a made bed. Now massage her up.
Foot massage allows for good eye contact, and good kino. Shoulder rub allows for little eye contact, but allows you to maybe do a smell thing on her (I read a post on it! It's in the DJ bible that Neophyte posted!)and I think the shoulder is closer to errogenous zones. If she seems like she's enjoying it, land a kiss somewhere, on the errogenouszones, maybe the ear? Tell her that she smells nice, or whatever, she looks beautiful, or like one of the most beautiful people that you've ever met, this is wher eyou lay a hardcore compliment that will flatter her and make her want to show you more of what she's got! Do some more kissing if she likes it, and you can slowly start to undress her, like reach around her body feeling her all over, and then if it's a slinky dress, slip that shyt off her, or if it's shirt/blouse, start to unbutton that but not all the way, enough for her to pull it off herself, keep feeling around, then make your way to her skirt, or pants. If it's a skirt, slide your hand up her skirt, and rub her around.
And this is where I will leave it. I think we can all figure out how it can, and should end. So people, follow this, maybe not to the word, but pretty close. Adapt it to certain things of your personality. And hopefully this will help. Someone please try it, and see how it works! And report back! This looks like dynamite on paper!!
I'll give steps so it's easy... This assumes you are at the end of the date, and that you are being dropped off at her place, or you are showing your place. Also, it also assumes that you know your kino, and SS patterns or whatever smooth phrases to use...
1. You and your date are in either a Cab, and are at her or your place. If it's at her place, do a closing and hope that she asks you to come in with her. If its at your place, you invite her over to show have coffee, or some more drinks. If she accepts your in.
If you and your date are in her car, you probably should be at your place (dropping each other off right with you being the first to go cuz she's gotta make it to her place). You invite her to have some more drinks, etc...
If you and your date are in your car, this assumes that you've already agreed to have her over.
2. Now that you two are inside your house, ask her to take off her shoes or (maybe not if they're which look like they hurt... but take yours off, and give her a grand tour (important)... bring her to every room and make the living room last. Don't show anything off to her that are in other rooms, show the stuff in your living room when you are there!
3. Ok, now you are in the living room, you should have lots of things to comment on. A TV, or stereo system, if not that bookshelf or fish are good. Have some plants too, big ones that you don't have to take care of much. Have a coffee table, or endtable or whatever, and have A recent newspaper, rolled to a section that might have some skin, perhaps the fashion section. Have some magazines too, latest and/or last moth's in combo's too, GQ is good, Popular Mechanics, Time, and Newsweek is good, Maxim, is iffy... have it open or really close by (she might pick it up and flip some pages...) to a sex tip section (this presumes that she may want to try it with you! Hope that she does!) Now that you have literature out of the way. Have a picture or painting of like a decent landscape... eg sunset. And have lots of items of interesting things with links to them! ie, souvineers from places like Egypt, Paris, Beijing, or wherever isn't normal for people to every year to go vactationing there. If it's a normal place like San Fransisco, LA, Orlando, NYC, then make sure it's not some post card, make it something interesting I can't think of anything, but this is so key!! YOU MUST HAVE THINGS OF INTEREST THAT WILL MAKE HER WONDER AND ASK YOU QUESTIONS, AND THEY MUST BE RELATED TO SOMETHING IN YOUR ROOM!!! The position of the remote for the tv may be important, if it's close by and easy to reach, then she might opt to flip on the TV, thus loosing her attention to you, but I don't know how well TV works... (****Make sure that you have a remote for the stereo or controls ON THE WAY IN TO YOUR LIVING ROOM**** this is so that you can smoothly turn on your music as if it was something that you do all the time you come in after work) Make sure that music is appropriate, I remember a post I think saying jazz is the best genre. I'll post later on what actual artists and songs are best for that.
4. Anyways, you're in her living room, with music on, if you have dimmers set them to a lower than usual brightness, and ask her if she would care to have a drink. This is where you will leave her for about 1-3 minutes, do not ask her to take a seat, tell her "make yourself at home, and I'll be right back"
Things you should have available for drinking: Have some beer, and some vodka and rum, and Coke (some cokes should be diet, you know how girls are...) have coffee or tea too.
If it's beer, make sure they're bottles, and make sure it's fukkin' cold! Take your time getting the bottle opener, fumble around looking for it in the pile of the misc. utensils drawer. When you find it, bring the two bottles and bottle opener with you to the living room. This should take about 1-3 mins, with her being alone.
If it's coffee and tea, set it up in the kitchen, again 1-3 mins or however long it takes, and while the water is reading up or the coffee brewing, get the dishes and cups ready. Sugar and milk/cream ready too! Make the coffee brew something very tastey and good, and easy for commenting! Not maxwell's, that's for your normal mornings.
5. Go back to the living room, hopefully she'll have picked something up, or she may have wandered around looking at your important 'interesting items'. Ask her, "so did you find anything interesting?", hopefully this will lead into something that you can resond to well, and then pop in a SS pattern onto her. If its a small picture in a frame you can pick up (I dunno, of a dog?), pick it up and show it to her upclose, she may try to touch it, and you gotta touch her at this time! Same deal with smaller artifacts, I dunno, a small puppet or cut out mini sculpture, you can make it a hand crafted race car, and say that you made it yourself (ie assembled and stuff).
5. During this time, you must find a place to put down a SS pattern down. You place it down, and while in the convo, go to something else of interest that you may think she would like (from what you've heard from her on the intersting thing that she mentioned before), and make sure that there is a physical piece of thing that is in your room of the same interest!!!!
6. OK, now that you've told her about something else of interest, tell her that you have xxxxxx item in your room that she might like that's related that second intersting thing. Say to her someting along these lines "I have an xxxxxx that you might like. Come here, I'll show you!" while at the same time walking towards your room, but still keeping eye contact (maybe slowly walking backwards), take her hand too if you think it's right, like lunge for it.
7. Now, you've got her in your room! (HAHA, this is when we really get down to business!) Dimmers, close blinds if existant, goto your item, grab it, and sit down on the side of your bed (this assumes that you dont' have a HUGE HUGE room). She'll come and sit down on it too, hopefully. Now this is where you have to lay down maybe another pattern down, or find a way to sneek in a question asking her if she'd like a massage, or shoulder rub. Find a way for this, this is real important too!!! You have to find a way to sneek it in, maybe she had a rough day, or week, ask her if she'd like you to relax her up w/ a massage. This is where you go down into the serious kino, and your major oportunity to hit the errogenous zones that will make her go horny. Look em up, and learn 'em (I dunno where they are, but I definitly know that they exist!)
Get her to lay down, or get more inside of the bed. Oh yeah, make sure your bed is fukking made! Don't make it military style with everything tucked all tight and neat, just a made bed. Now massage her up.
Foot massage allows for good eye contact, and good kino. Shoulder rub allows for little eye contact, but allows you to maybe do a smell thing on her (I read a post on it! It's in the DJ bible that Neophyte posted!)and I think the shoulder is closer to errogenous zones. If she seems like she's enjoying it, land a kiss somewhere, on the errogenouszones, maybe the ear? Tell her that she smells nice, or whatever, she looks beautiful, or like one of the most beautiful people that you've ever met, this is wher eyou lay a hardcore compliment that will flatter her and make her want to show you more of what she's got! Do some more kissing if she likes it, and you can slowly start to undress her, like reach around her body feeling her all over, and then if it's a slinky dress, slip that shyt off her, or if it's shirt/blouse, start to unbutton that but not all the way, enough for her to pull it off herself, keep feeling around, then make your way to her skirt, or pants. If it's a skirt, slide your hand up her skirt, and rub her around.
And this is where I will leave it. I think we can all figure out how it can, and should end. So people, follow this, maybe not to the word, but pretty close. Adapt it to certain things of your personality. And hopefully this will help. Someone please try it, and see how it works! And report back! This looks like dynamite on paper!!
