Embarrasing but incredibly funny...

[Ronin I]

Last night I go out and get super-hammered. So today while nursing a serious hangover I chilled with my girl.

So we're chilling on the couch and we start going at it. We move things to the bedroom and I bang the hell out of her for about 30 minutes (wearing a condom it can sometimes be impossible for me to cvm). Anyway, we take a break but before I know it I'm railing away again.

So I'm finally getting close to busting a nut and all of a sudden, I rip the loudest freaking fart you've ever heard. She was like "What was that?!" but before she could finish her sentence the stench of a nasty beer fart creeped out from beneath the covers.

That was the end of our session but I laughed hysterically for like 10 minutes.

 

[wh01987]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA that is great

 

[Engetsu]

LOL thats some naaaasty $hit

 

[FreeStyleZ]

lol

 

[quest]

i was once climbing into the back of the car to meet a chick back there and let rip. that was pretty funny.. more fart stories?

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

we have sunken to such low depths that we are now sharing fart stories - i guess this is a man's website - lets see if any women respond.

 

[jbbrain]

puerto man,

Chill out, you've become Soooooo serious with your old age!

 

[b's nuts]

i like to take my girls and put it on my ass and fart on her hand. She hates it, but its so damn funny. I don't really hold back, i will usually fart on her everytime i fart.

 

[ShortyBrown]

I burped so loudly in a restaurant in Montreal that my ex-boyfriend was so embarrassed he tried to walk out. (everyone in the joint was staring)

 

[Miles Davis]

My ex-gf was blowin me while i was sitting on her Laz-Y-Boy. She was on her knees. As I was just about to c u m, I blew a huge fart in her face from all the excitement. She turned her head in disgust, and I got my load all over her carpet. Spent the next hour rolling on the floor laughing.