eehh. Plentyoffish update.

[ThunderMaverick]

So I figured out why I don't like plenty of fish. I'm usually a face to face person and the thought of trying to impress someone I've never met with my text just doesn't sit well with me. You don't really know someone when you read their bio (hence all the fake bios that are copied and pasted) so I just said to myself "f*ck it. I'm not wasting anymore time on this sh!t" and completely dismantled my profile. You can read it here:http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=18996407

Just totally B.S.ed everything and left it. A day later I got a reply from some chick who lives in my town. She's 31 has kids and is married. She's freaking HOT though. She didn't want her pics shown on her profile so she sent them to me. Judging from her pics, looks wise, she's an 8.

A few things that bug me: When we talked on MSN today she kept complimenting me on my looks. I don't know if it's an act of insecurity on her part or she's just fluffing me up to move ahead at light speed.

She's told me she's done this before and the guys who met up with her didn't look like their profile pics. I don't know how often she sleeps around on her husband so the thought of an std scares me a bit.

She also just went ahead and gave me her private number. She's the only one who answers it. I told her flat out after she wanted to chat that almost all of the stuff on my profile is a lie (bodyguard, money machine, etc) she didn't care. That bugs me.

I'm really suspicious and I'll keep you guys updated on what happens. Should I pursue this to see where it goes? I'm not going to lie, I'm curious as hell. I mean...she's married. Sheesh.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Suggest a quick lunch meeting in a hotel lobby somewhere. She'll get the message.

Stay of the phone, don't waste your time.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Maverick,

Why the hell did you put the drugs, married etc on it? ALOT of the women on there have their profiles set to NOT respond to people who have that on their profiles. So if you try to message them it'll block you. And why are you trying to impress them with text? I just send a funny email and wait for the response and ask them random B.S. not even related to their profile. I don't read any of them most of the time. I ask them What their favorite foods are? Take it from there. What will we name our children after we're a P.O.F success story? Take it from there. Or What they were last Halloween? then later down the line ask for a facebook add (to have an other means to see more pics of them and have an alternative contact if I ever decide to besides POF, and then ask for their numbers. I've gotten about five so far.) Gotten ALOT of emails. Still have 10 first responses back from people I sent who look pretty decent, and then will go to the facebook request to see more pics and a little more what their deal is. I've got about 4 i'm going to meet. You need to add a bit more funny stuff and put different pics up. They're too "posed" for so your profile may seem fake to them. There are some hot ones if you look enough. You just have to push past all the Rhino's and child bearing wildebeast.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

Ninja, be honest. How much of my post did you read?

 

[Bluntmaster]

SCREW POF. If you are going to resort to the internet, use Match. Seriously bro, POF is garbage. Never had luck with it, but I have banged 20 chics from Match.

 

[Desdinova]

First Date
Wanna throw some rocks at cars?

I fvcking love that! :crackup:

I've had little luck with online dating sites. There's so much more to seduction than words. You cannot portray body language, voice tone, or even use kino with your keyboard. Those are my STAPLES when I'm building rapport with a woman.

You've gotta be really good and witty with your text to make it interesting.

 

[ThunderMaverick]

I fvcking love that! :crackup:

I've had little luck with online dating sites. There's so much more to seduction than words. You cannot portray body language, voice tone, or even use kino with your keyboard. Those are my STAPLES when I'm building rapport with a woman.

You've gotta be really good and witty with your text to make it interesting.

YEEEES!! I use my voice and my body and my humor to seduce a woman. I'm good at that. I'm a fish out of water with POF (pun intended.) I don't like it!

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Ninja, be honest. How much of my post did you read?

a few lines..lol. I guess I'm in a bad habit of not reading profiles on POF and responding so it carried over to here on the last post. I read the part where you said you dismantled it. And saw the profile itself. I figured you should just leave it and let it bob and check every so often for bites!

As for the woman? It seemed like you get worked up over a free online dating site about copy and paste profiles so I'm not sure how in real life you'd handle this woman who seems like trouble. Go for it anyway. I'd see if she has a facebook to let you look at quick and she can delete you off so you can be sure it's her. Not to offend you or anything. I'd just leave the profile of yours there.


I send this email copy and paste to ones I think look good and go from there..

My sweet little Angelfish,

Lately I’ve been seeing my Aquarium half empty instead of half full. I just wanted to write you a brief email missive to stand apart from the school of bottom feeders with possible PCB’s, and tell you from the depths of my heart and soul that I'm an honest, caring, sensitive (I can cry at will), nice guy with all the wonders and joys that come with those sparkling qualities that women find so irresistible these days. I will pledge my undying love for you, buy your affections till you hurl, call you ten times a day, followed by as many text messages as my plan will allow for the month (I’m pretty sure it’s 1000…pretty sure..). I promise to be as clingy as humanly possible, whine about my problems, listen to yours, and tell you how to solve them. I'd love holding hands (with you preferably) while prancing on the beach, buying you an ice cream (unless you’re lactose intolerant like me), reciting poetry, and daily affirmations to you. I absolutely LOVE laughing, more laughing,…and even more laughing till you slap me silly. I love cutesy pet names for each other, grocery shopping, picking out wallpaper, babies, puppies, kittens, clouds, birds, bees, gardening, and did I mention laughing? I won’t and don’t play all those silly games. I don’t even own an X-box or a Wii. I'll worship the ground you walk on..even if it's all over me. Please, Please, Please respond. I longingly await your reply while staring at my email inbox so I can whisk you away to Europe, buy you a red dress, ask you to be my wife, and give you the biggest rock you’ve ever seen to wear and backhand your jealous friends with (bling, bling!). Do not try to resist the feelings between us. It’s futile. No more searching these dark, treacherous waters for your lil’ Nemo. You’ve FOUND him! Congratulations! So let’s stop the ‘flip flopping around on the carpet like a fish out of water’ nonsense and do this! xoxo <(Those are kisses and hugs to you. I'm not playing Tic Tac Toe.)

Sincerely,

Your soul mate



I crack myself up! Somebody stop me! l

 

[Bluntmaster]

a few lines..lol. I guess I'm in a bad habit of not reading profiles on POF and responding so it carried over to here on the last post. I read the part where you said you dismantled it. And saw the profile itself. I figured you should just leave it and let it bob and check every so often for bites!

As for the woman? It seemed like you get worked up over a free online dating site about copy and paste profiles so I'm not sure how in real life you'd handle this woman who seems like trouble. Go for it anyway. I'd see if she has a facebook to let you look at quick and she can delete you off so you can be sure it's her. Not to offend you or anything. I'd just leave the profile of yours there.


I send this email copy and paste to ones I think look good and go from there..

My sweet little Angelfish,

Lately I’ve been seeing my Aquarium half empty instead of half full. I just wanted to write you a brief email missive to stand apart from the school of bottom feeders with possible PCB’s, and tell you from the depths of my heart and soul that I'm an honest, caring, sensitive (I can cry at will), nice guy with all the wonders and joys that come with those sparkling qualities that women find so irresistible these days. I will pledge my undying love for you, buy your affections till you hurl, call you ten times a day, followed by as many text messages as my plan will allow for the month (I’m pretty sure it’s 1000…pretty sure..). I promise to be as clingy as humanly possible, whine about my problems, listen to yours, and tell you how to solve them. I'd love holding hands (with you preferably) while prancing on the beach, buying you an ice cream (unless you’re lactose intolerant like me), reciting poetry, and daily affirmations to you. I absolutely LOVE laughing, more laughing,…and even more laughing till you slap me silly. I love cutesy pet names for each other, grocery shopping, picking out wallpaper, babies, puppies, kittens, clouds, birds, bees, gardening, and did I mention laughing? I won’t and don’t play all those silly games. I don’t even own an X-box or a Wii. I'll worship the ground you walk on..even if it's all over me. Please, Please, Please respond. I longingly await your reply while staring at my email inbox so I can whisk you away to Europe, buy you a red dress, ask you to be my wife, and give you the biggest rock you’ve ever seen to wear and backhand your jealous friends with (bling, bling!). Do not try to resist the feelings between us. It’s futile. No more searching these dark, treacherous waters for your lil’ Nemo. You’ve FOUND him! Congratulations! So let’s stop the ‘flip flopping around on the carpet like a fish out of water’ nonsense and do this! xoxo <(Those are kisses and hugs to you. I'm not playing Tic Tac Toe.)

Sincerely,

Your soul mate



I crack myself up! Somebody stop me! l

You actually get replies to that longwinded crap? I doubt it.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

You actually get replies to that longwinded crap? I doubt it.

YOU just did! Interested? lmao

 

[Bluntmaster]

YOU just did! Interested? lmao

I mean from a female on POF. No hot chic is replying to that.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I've had a few. Gotten numbers already. Added FB to see more pics. I throw their silly "wants and needs" in a humorous way in their face and they LOVE it. It's no replacement for RL though. Just another venue for extra possibilities.

 

[Bluntmaster]

I've had a few. Gotten numbers already. Added FB to see more pics. I throw their silly "wants and needs" in a humorous way in their face and they LOVE it. It's no replacement for RL though. Just another venue for extra possibilities.

Well trust me if it's POF they are heffers. I have been doing the online thing for a long time and I have tons of online game. I have had alot of success on Match but POF is nothing but low quality, fat, single mothers etc etc.

Match is pretty bad too but it's better than POF.

I've had better luck on CRAIGSLIST than on POF. I'm still talking to a cool girl I met on craigslist.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I was on Match. ALOT of nutjobs I met in person. Actually alot looked better in person though. POF you really really have to look at the pics and the ARMS if the pic is at a weird angle. If her Arms are Chubby she's a Tubby. True as hell Bluntmaster. There are alot of single mothers and hefers on there..

 

[Bluntmaster]

I was on Match. ALOT of nutjobs I met in person. Actually alot looked better in person though. POF you really really have to look at the pics and the ARMS if the pic is at a weird angle. If her Arms are Chubby she's a Tubby. True as hell Bluntmaster. There are alot of single mothers and hefers on there..

Yeah most of them are nutjobs, that's the truth. I met a decent looking woman on match and dated her for awhile and she turned out BPD and tried to ruin my life.

 

[Mr.Positive]

Yeah most of them are nutjobs, that's the truth. I met a decent looking woman on match and dated her for awhile and she turned out BPD and tried to ruin my life.

Hopefully you bailed...before she ruined it.

There's nutjobs all over the place, in bars, in cold approaches in grocery stores, coffee shops, and yes, the internet too.

I think POF really may depend upon your area. I've been spending time with a gal who seems quality, from that site.

But, I can see how a pay site, like match..may be a bit more serious. POF does have it's share of aggressive, overbearing gals.


You really need to use caution, and don't dive in...for that fish you got on the hook...if you know what I mean.

Also, Thundermav, stay away from married gals, you are just looking for trouble. You are better, then that.

 

[Trader]

OP - why are you going online to get girls?

Keep it natural, seduction is natural. Enlarge your social circle, and meet girls through your acquiantances.

There is nothing less natural than entering into an artificial world called a matchmaking website.