Eating P*ssy

TheRelic

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No. For any respectable chick... I figure they should feel the same way about having it done to them.
 

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They should do it to us. I keep hearing from many ladies that this feel like heaven.
 

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Word of advice:

Do not blow air into a vagina. It can kill the woman.

Mechanism: Air blown into the vagina can make it to the fallopian tubes and get absorbed by the ovarian vessels. The air bubble can then get lodged somewhere important, blocking off blood supply. This equals death.
 

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how to eat the pus*y

I have never really tried it before until my new relationship. But eating the pus*y seems like an impossible task. It smells like fish. Althought I did put my tongue in there a few times, I didn't really enjoy it at all even after my girlfriend took a shower. Any idea on how to do it more effectively?
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

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Are you serious?

If you are serious I think that technical advice would be, shove your mouth over it, dont lick at it like a saucer of milk, press your tongue over the ****orus and move it back and forth over it, with regular rythm.

The main thrill of dining at the Y, is watching the woman go "off". If you are missing that urge, it is more of an issue of your goals sexually. Women find it difficult to orgasmm without this.

Anyway, that was a little embarrassing to answer. good luck.
 

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First of all have your girlfriend get in a tub of water and take a bath. She needs water up in there to clean out that smell, not just rinse water of the top as in a shower.

Secondly, become familiar with two areas:

1. the cl*t

2. the deep g-spot located deep in side at the top. It will feel like rough skin up there.

Your goal is to lick her cl*t while you use two fingers to finger f*ck her hitting the deep g-spot.

This will give her one of the deepest orgasms she has ever had once you perfect the technique.

I save it as a reward thing for women that I see.
 

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You can verify this with Wyldfire and penkitten...:p

A man who is adept at eating pvssy and getting the woman to orgasm through ****oral stimulation is a man whom women will keep in her stable of studs. 85% of females have never experienced the delerious joy of ****oral orgasm. Men usually don't go down on a woman. It's usually "bam, bam, thank you maam"; he gets his 3 to 5 minutes of humping and she feels unfulfilled. Remember that for a woman, she needs about 3 times the interval of a man in order to be sexually into the game. Massaging her boobs, kissing her back, caressing her neck and eating out her vagi*a, etc., are all things that po*n movies give very little attention to.

Grab her ankles and spread her legs wide apart and work your way from the base of her vagi*a up to her cl*t. Use your wet tongue to swing from side to side, then go clockwise and alternate to a counterclockwise motion on her labia. Up and down and sideways and around and around. Look at her with a sheepish grin and dive straight back into her muff. Tell her she tastes so sweet and delicious (even there's a tinge of an aroma; regardless if she's very hygenic, there's still a slight odor: get used to it though). She'll be moaning and groaning and her wagging tongue will purse her lips. She has probably never had a man eat her before and here you are, the very first considerate lover she's had who absolutely knows how to pleasure a woman in a way that euphoria doesn't do it justice. If you go at it for about 6 to 10 minutes when her cl*t has been aroused sufficiently, she'll erupt in sheer estascy!! Trust me on this. She'll convulse and buck up and down as her vagin*l area gets pulverized by an immense sensation that she has rarely experienced. You have driven her over the precipice of delights!

She'll want it more and more!
 

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Originally posted by Luveno
Word of advice:

Do not blow air into a vagina. It can kill the woman.

Mechanism: Air blown into the vagina can make it to the fallopian tubes and get absorbed by the ovarian vessels. The air bubble can then get lodged somewhere important, blocking off blood supply. This equals death.
OH MY ****ING GOD!

What?
 

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I've been lickin' p*ssy since back in '93.
 

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Re: how to eat the pus*y

Originally posted by fillme
It smells like fish. Althought I did put my tongue in there a few times, I didn't really enjoy it at all even after my girlfriend took a shower.
Sounds to me like your girl has a hygiene problem that she needs to take a hard look at. I wouldn't expect a girl to go down on me if I stank down there, why should you do it for her?

how to eat the pus*y merged with Eating P*ssy
 

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women are very disgusting smelly creatures if you get close to them, that's why they wear all that perfume. if someone as hot as avril lagne told me to eat her and she smelt like fish, i'd just say no thanks. i once told this girl once that i'd prefer a shower to be clean and i even hinted that i like a clean pvssy (shaved and stuff) she wouldn't comply after those hints, i just gave up and me getting turned on by sex dropped from 3 times a week to just once or none a week.

dudes, sometimes it is the GIRLS FAULT for messing up the relationship or a sexual one for that manner. i'm the type that likes being clean , and she doesn't seem to be that type.

Giving a guide like "how to eat pvvsy" is useless if the girl doesn't know "how to make sure it's clean before the deed." I think guys seen enough porno vids to know that girls might enjoy oral, but to guys that don't - more than half the cases point to "smell."
 

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I'm glad my girl isn't opening a fish mart anytime soon...
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHA, boy that article made me laugh! Although it is VERY helpful. I've never been a fan of muff diving myself, I only do it to girls I actually LIKE, it smells a bit rank and is a bit too moist for my taste buds. I also think I suck at licking carpet.

I'll read this over and over til I get it down pat and try it on my current GF, I won't give up til she cvms from cunninglius. Thanks for the article, dude.
 

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My current gf has a very neutral flavor and no odor. It is awesome I could go downtown all day.

But, the problem I have had, with her and the last two girls is that they havent came from me doing oral.

The first girl I ever went down on came so easily from me doing oral.

I think some women have way more trouble coming that way.

Either way my current gf will have no complaints from me. I will keep trying until i get her to *** on a regular basis.

It sure helps that she loves to return the favor!
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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has anyone heard of a tongue cancer. when a man eats a ***** hes not a focking man, hes ***** eating doucehbag.
 
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