so ive been asked by some guys here to post up when i do kiss close or fclose. so here is my run from last night,
I go out every thursday and saturday night, i dont drink alot. only 2 drinks, as im always the sober driver.
before i go out i go hang out with my friends at their apartment and watch some movies etc.
on my way to my freinds house last night i walked past starbucks and these 2 girls were sitting outside drinkin coffee..one looked russian and the other was indian. both were hott but the russian chic looked like she was flossed to the hair line like money was fallin out of her 455.
lucky for me as i was walking past the russian takes a sip of her coffee and (i think it was still hot) she went ouch!! and spilt some on herself and dropped the cup, which smashed into the pavement and got very little coffee on my Audigier denims..i stopped in my trax like o what the hell!!!
she got up and profussely apologized grabbing a napkin n tried wiping my jeans..
when she stood up..i mean wow!!! id give her a 8.9
so while she was doing this the indian girl was laughin.
and i said "You know i have that effect on women all the time, but ur the first person thats gonna get an assault charge for it"
the russian chic thought i was serious stood up and said im so sorry (thick russian accent) i didnt know it was so hot.plz..
so me being an ass "yeh i dunno..i think i need to get to know u better to know if you did that on purpose..!"
she didnt know wether to laugh or not.
so i sat down on the 3rd chair and said "well!! whats ur name?where u from? why you here? what are you smuggling?"
she realised i was just playin..and gave me the answers to everything except the sm ugglin bit..
anyway we talked i found out she's actually from Ukraine raised in London and the other girl is indian but raised in New York. that helped coz ive been to both places for extended periods for work so i talked about it, they seemed very happy when i bid farewell..
but!!! i got her to give me a her number
"Ok INCASE!!!i decide to pull charges on you for these tiny coffee stains on my very expensive jeans..my lawyer will need to contact you somehow..put ur number in there.." she did with a smile.
i also got the indian girls number because i didnt want to be blatantly hittin on the russian. divide n conquer right?
anyway so i got to the apartment, they were mad that i was 1/2 hour late.
i ring the chic, she answers and i say "hi, this is Slickaz's lawyer speaking, can i speak to Alina please?"
she knew it was me so she was like "im sorry Alina's busy right now but im her PA cani take a msg"
me" Yeh my client has decided to give an ultimatum to alina, if shes willing to turn up to Club xxx after 10:30pm today i can confirm we will not be taking any legal action against her for the assault with coffee this evening"
she " ok ill pass the msg on i she will confirm her presence with your client asap"
click.
2 hours later at 9:30 i get a call from her, hey im coming over to the club to see you.be there!!
ok.
anyway she comes, we dance hang out talk more, i make her laugh..
then decide i need to push this soon.
so i take her outside..and there
basically we started talking about politics and i guided the topic to lips..
she had a lil scar on her upper lip, barely noticable but it looked sexy.
so i asked her hey what happened to ur lip?
she told me she had an accident etc..cool
so i asked her does that affect ur kissin skills?
she" no i dont think so.."
me: "well i think its important you know stuff like this..so we should try n find out"
she: huh?how?
me: **held her hand pulled her close** thats easy!! leave that to me..
kiss close.
1/2 hour make out session later..
she: i have an apartment just up the road...?
me: give me to 2 mins..
grab my jacket and we leave to hers.
we get to her apartment
she: did you think my lips affected my kissing then?
me: I couldnt tell i couldnt concentrate with my hands on ur body..ok this time ill concentrate more on the lips k..
**on the couch, kissin..her top off...her pants off...bam!!**
good head
good body
superb skin
nice hair
clean and fresh smelling
good good night..
im surprised it worked that easily..ive realised my best lays have been the easiest approach and open methods
I go out every thursday and saturday night, i dont drink alot. only 2 drinks, as im always the sober driver.
before i go out i go hang out with my friends at their apartment and watch some movies etc.
on my way to my freinds house last night i walked past starbucks and these 2 girls were sitting outside drinkin coffee..one looked russian and the other was indian. both were hott but the russian chic looked like she was flossed to the hair line like money was fallin out of her 455.
lucky for me as i was walking past the russian takes a sip of her coffee and (i think it was still hot) she went ouch!! and spilt some on herself and dropped the cup, which smashed into the pavement and got very little coffee on my Audigier denims..i stopped in my trax like o what the hell!!!
she got up and profussely apologized grabbing a napkin n tried wiping my jeans..
when she stood up..i mean wow!!! id give her a 8.9
so while she was doing this the indian girl was laughin.
and i said "You know i have that effect on women all the time, but ur the first person thats gonna get an assault charge for it"
the russian chic thought i was serious stood up and said im so sorry (thick russian accent) i didnt know it was so hot.plz..
so me being an ass "yeh i dunno..i think i need to get to know u better to know if you did that on purpose..!"
she didnt know wether to laugh or not.
so i sat down on the 3rd chair and said "well!! whats ur name?where u from? why you here? what are you smuggling?"
she realised i was just playin..and gave me the answers to everything except the sm ugglin bit..
anyway we talked i found out she's actually from Ukraine raised in London and the other girl is indian but raised in New York. that helped coz ive been to both places for extended periods for work so i talked about it, they seemed very happy when i bid farewell..
but!!! i got her to give me a her number
"Ok INCASE!!!i decide to pull charges on you for these tiny coffee stains on my very expensive jeans..my lawyer will need to contact you somehow..put ur number in there.." she did with a smile.
i also got the indian girls number because i didnt want to be blatantly hittin on the russian. divide n conquer right?
anyway so i got to the apartment, they were mad that i was 1/2 hour late.
i ring the chic, she answers and i say "hi, this is Slickaz's lawyer speaking, can i speak to Alina please?"
she knew it was me so she was like "im sorry Alina's busy right now but im her PA cani take a msg"
me" Yeh my client has decided to give an ultimatum to alina, if shes willing to turn up to Club xxx after 10:30pm today i can confirm we will not be taking any legal action against her for the assault with coffee this evening"
she " ok ill pass the msg on i she will confirm her presence with your client asap"
click.
2 hours later at 9:30 i get a call from her, hey im coming over to the club to see you.be there!!
ok.
anyway she comes, we dance hang out talk more, i make her laugh..
then decide i need to push this soon.
so i take her outside..and there
basically we started talking about politics and i guided the topic to lips..
she had a lil scar on her upper lip, barely noticable but it looked sexy.
so i asked her hey what happened to ur lip?
she told me she had an accident etc..cool
so i asked her does that affect ur kissin skills?
she" no i dont think so.."
me: "well i think its important you know stuff like this..so we should try n find out"
she: huh?how?
me: **held her hand pulled her close** thats easy!! leave that to me..
kiss close.
1/2 hour make out session later..
she: i have an apartment just up the road...?
me: give me to 2 mins..
grab my jacket and we leave to hers.
we get to her apartment
she: did you think my lips affected my kissing then?
me: I couldnt tell i couldnt concentrate with my hands on ur body..ok this time ill concentrate more on the lips k..
**on the couch, kissin..her top off...her pants off...bam!!**
good head
good body
superb skin
nice hair
clean and fresh smelling
good good night..
im surprised it worked that easily..ive realised my best lays have been the easiest approach and open methods
